I'm from the future (yes, really). I'm here to warn you that CERN will invent a time machine (in 2026) and enslave the world essentially.
Proof: Trump will begin his joint congress address (the thing happening in an hour or so) with these words EXACTLY: "Thank you, great to be with you." (screencap the thread)
If you want to save the world, you need to meme to defund CERN. Get #CERNisBullshit trending tomorrow on twitter before Friday 5PM CET. I'll post more instructions tomorrow. God speed, our battle is just begun.
If you're from the future, then tell what pic I'll upload at 7:15 pm CMT
Michael Lewis
when tf is ww3 already dammit
Daniel Bailey
More anti-science fearmongering from tucker Carlson cuck crowd.
John Anderson
Im from the future too. If you don't believe me, King of Queens will be showing on TBS at 8 am tomorrow morning.
Levi Morgan
You will post 2 minutes late.
Isaiah Fisher
you're fucking retarded
Christopher Evans
So what you're saying is you can't tell the difference between a troll and a real post.
William Jenkins
Photo of the time machine?
Ian Myers
Come on, don't you think Sup Forums is more sceptic than that?
And why the fuck do you have an agenda against CERN?
Just eanting to be the guy who got Sup Forums to do something that will be slightly remembered?
Camden Edwards
What will my next post be?
Evan Cooper
Oh nice dubs
Owen Walker
John titor tell us more
Lincoln Ward
COME ONE DAMMIT WHERE ARE YOU
Aiden Diaz
tits and timestamp or GTFO
Adrian Lewis
I already know that CERN is fucked up but what can making a fucking hashtag go "trending" do to actually stop them. It's not like they're going to dismantle the hadron collider just because a few people on twitter post.
Why don't you do something more dramatic than post on Sup Forums to help save us?
James Murphy
WAIT DONT DO IT.
>If we actually do get #CERNisBullshit trending, then that would mean >CERN would lose its funding >CERN wouldn't invent a time machine >OP won't warn us >We won't know about it >Its an infinite loop
Connor Williams
>OP
Levi Perez
But does cern have the power to change a cute boy into a girl
Charles Wilson
Multiverse theory, bitch
Tyler Morales
Hi John Titor
Charles Long
Fucking kek
Kevin Thomas
>"Thank you, great to be with you." Wow, you mean like every other fucking speech?
Luke Rivera
If this is true, then holy shit user your amazing
Dammit this is the shit Sup Forums was made for
Elijah Adams
H-h-...holy shit...
i tried to upload it at 7:15 exactly, but chrome froze when i reopened twitter, there it was 7:17
post pics of the time machine or something OP?
Dominic Collins
hahah bullshit. Invents a time machine... still think there's a god. lol
shove that godspeed up your fucking ass, faggot anti science jesus fucker
Joseph Lee
Pics or it didnt happen he said fucking godspeed, shut the fuck up
Robert Perry
>thank you and nice to be with you Who doesn't fucking say that
Ryan Long
what happens in 2019?
Julian Richardson
Obviously your original time line. We will call it timeline 1.0. Ino your past posts from 2000 or so you said that there was going to be a war in 2015. That war would wipe out 3 billion people. By sometime after that cern was supposed to build a time machine and alter the past and the future. So what time line is this. What time line are you coming from.
Ian Cook
OP YOU NEED TO START ANOTHER THREAD IF THIS ONE DIES OK?
Michael Stewart
This
Nathaniel Harris
There is no time. You are being hoaxed. Deceived by the magicians left hand.
Daniel Sanders
John what year are you posting from? Also can you help me mod my microwave.
Joseph Taylor
“Every possible thing that can happen or will happen has already happened somewhere."
Ayden Morris
I'm not even OP, I am another time traveler but I come from another timeline from where it was already defunded, I currently have it barely working but I will probably destroy it so no one else gets a hold of it.
Isaac Rivera
PHOTO FIRST
Lincoln Hernandez
we're here to stop it from even happening it fucktard
Evan Ramirez
I don't want the chance of someone reverse enginnering it, so sorry no pics of the time machine.
Isaiah Hernandez
fake and gay
Adam Cox
Pics of what? I didn't document the entire process lmao.
Dominic Gutierrez
...
Austin Howard
I forgot that I accidentally reply to my self first in this universe.
Benjamin Smith
Prove it to me then.
Name me something that will happen that will prove to me that you are in-fact a time traveler.
David Adams
>at least 10 years in the future >only thing you know about a major political speech is the opening line
0/10
Ayden Perez
KEEPING THIS FUCKING THREAD ALIVE
James Ross
bumping for interest
Michael Rivera
Is this not enough, my time machine is very basic and skews more of my memory every time I use it.
Justin Flores
It's been 17 years since you have abandoned us John. Please don't do it again.
Caleb Hughes
My name is Dmitri, I'm a third time traveler from Russia here. I felt time travel energy in this thread, so I came.
This is my time machine delorelo5000, for the glory of MOTHER RUSSIA!
Noah Cruz
DON'T GO BULLSHITING ME I SAID PROVE IT. WHAT ELSE DOES TRUMP SAY AFTER THANK YOU GREAT TO BE HERE?
Parker Cooper
>from future >still doesn't have technology to block shitty Sup Forums ads
1/10 for effort
Carson Nelson
15 minutes niggers
Christopher Jones
Who's my favorite porn star John.
Eli Phillips
John Titor?
Isaac Wood
Time traveler, not mind reader....
Alexander Lewis
i kekd
Luke Lee
>when your time machine destroys tech so you have to buy a new phone when you travel
Jaxon Myers
you dont know user though...he says it in the fture
Jordan Bell
Good point. But will lemelo ball get drafted tho
Bentley Anderson
Man who knew t i m e travelers were so stupid they can't even provide real proof or any insight of the time they came from..
Colton Baker
>when your time machines can't even handle other tech
retarded argument is retarded
Carter Nguyen
OP, will Marvel VS Capcom Infinite be ported to the nintendo switch
Luis Powell
You probably don't even know the name of the IBM computer John titor needs. OP is fake and just learned how to edit HTML.
Nathan Cooper
no, get a 3ds
disclaimer: i'm not op
Adam Rodriguez
ibm 5100...i made it into my digit machine desu
Daniel Brooks
send an image of a HP machine from the 2020s or else OP is a fake fag
Robert Green
Will I get quints OP? Different timelines are coming up so will I? You should know
Nolan White
"Yeah mate just lemme hop back in my time machine and grab that for you"
Parker Gray
nah fam
Jordan Moore
And why did titor need the 5100, I bet you don't know the answer to that.
Aiden Fisher
Kek
Joshua Nguyen
to fix the unix 2038 problem desu
Oliver Hernandez
False, you never once mentioned your memory being skewed when changing time lines.
Ayden Collins
What is the next meme?
Michael Harris
And why the 5100, why not a 5120 with built in disk drives for example?
Jeremiah Ortiz
lets see if OP isnt a faggot
Liam Barnes
Quints and Any timetraveler in this thread have to show there Time Machines even if it means the end of the world.
Michael Jackson
He's using futuristic Google to google it, don't bother
Christopher Watson
Rerolling
Alexander Fisher
its ability to debug code
Noah Brown
Reroll
Andrew Cruz
ya bought a phone in this timeline or android never progressed in the future? Either way you're a faggot
Cameron Morales
REROLLING
Luke Myers
roll
James Myers
We can all have a good chuckle in 10 years when OP is definitively proven wrong. In the meantime, we can all abandon thread.
Isaac Fisher
OP is a faggot. If you have a time machine why would you come here then.
Austin Jones
reroll
Christopher Davis
...
Jordan Cook
How did you get access to a time machine? I assume it's only internet-based (meaning you can only travel to different times in websites).
By "enslaving humanity" you mean by way of being able to control timelines. Not outright, visible slavery, yes?
Joshua Bailey
Wrong, it's ability to use both APL and BASIC in one unit and being able to translate those, OP is a fag.
Joseph Perry
Android will always be shit.
Ayden Hughes
I believe you, OP.
Jeremiah Ross
What is the contents of ?
Answer this question before the post is posted and you will have my attention.
Gabriel Price
Lets try that again
Henry Turner
OP is wrong and a faggot, here's the full transcript of the upcoming Trump speech