I'm from the future (yes, really)...

I'm from the future (yes, really). I'm here to warn you that CERN will invent a time machine (in 2026) and enslave the world essentially.

Proof: Trump will begin his joint congress address (the thing happening in an hour or so) with these words EXACTLY: "Thank you, great to be with you." (screencap the thread)

If you want to save the world, you need to meme to defund CERN. Get #CERNisBullshit trending tomorrow on twitter before Friday 5PM CET. I'll post more instructions tomorrow. God speed, our battle is just begun.

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Other urls found in this thread:

worldfuturefund.org/Reports2013/hitlerenablingact.htm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

pics of GTFO

>I'm from the future
prove it or GTFO

If you're from the future, then tell what pic I'll upload at 7:15 pm CMT

when tf is ww3 already dammit

More anti-science fearmongering from tucker Carlson cuck crowd.

Im from the future too. If you don't believe me, King of Queens will be showing on TBS at 8 am tomorrow morning.

You will post 2 minutes late.

you're fucking retarded

So what you're saying is you can't tell the difference between a troll and a real post.

Photo of the time machine?

Come on, don't you think Sup Forums is more sceptic than that?

And why the fuck do you have an agenda against CERN?

Just eanting to be the guy who got Sup Forums to do something that will be slightly remembered?

What will my next post be?

Oh nice dubs

John titor tell us more

COME ONE DAMMIT WHERE ARE YOU

tits and timestamp or GTFO

I already know that CERN is fucked up but what can making a fucking hashtag go "trending" do to actually stop them. It's not like they're going to dismantle the hadron collider just because a few people on twitter post.

Why don't you do something more dramatic than post on Sup Forums to help save us?

WAIT DONT DO IT.

>If we actually do get #CERNisBullshit trending, then that would mean
>CERN would lose its funding
>CERN wouldn't invent a time machine
>OP won't warn us
>We won't know about it
>Its an infinite loop

>OP

But does cern have the power to change a cute boy into a girl

Multiverse theory, bitch

Hi John Titor

Fucking kek

>"Thank you, great to be with you."
Wow, you mean like every other fucking speech?

If this is true, then holy shit user your amazing

Dammit this is the shit Sup Forums was made for

H-h-...holy shit...

i tried to upload it at 7:15 exactly, but chrome froze
when i reopened twitter, there it was 7:17

post pics of the time machine or something OP?

hahah bullshit. Invents a time machine... still think there's a god. lol

shove that godspeed up your fucking ass, faggot anti science jesus fucker

Pics or it didnt happen
he said fucking godspeed, shut the fuck up

>thank you and nice to be with you
Who doesn't fucking say that

what happens in 2019?

Obviously your original time line. We will call it timeline 1.0. Ino your past posts from 2000 or so you said that there was going to be a war in 2015. That war would wipe out 3 billion people. By sometime after that cern was supposed to build a time machine and alter the past and the future. So what time line is this. What time line are you coming from.

OP YOU NEED TO START ANOTHER THREAD IF THIS ONE DIES OK?

This

There is no time.
You are being hoaxed. Deceived by the magicians left hand.

John what year are you posting from?
Also can you help me mod my microwave.

“Every possible thing that can happen or will happen has already happened somewhere."

I'm not even OP, I am another time traveler but I come from another timeline from where it was already defunded, I currently have it barely working but I will probably destroy it so no one else gets a hold of it.

PHOTO FIRST

we're here to stop it from even happening it fucktard

I don't want the chance of someone reverse enginnering it, so sorry no pics of the time machine.

fake and gay

Pics of what? I didn't document the entire process lmao.

...

I forgot that I accidentally reply to my self first in this universe.

Prove it to me then.

Name me something that will happen that will prove to me that you are in-fact a time traveler.

>at least 10 years in the future
>only thing you know about a major political speech is the opening line

0/10

KEEPING THIS FUCKING THREAD ALIVE

bumping for interest

Is this not enough, my time machine is very basic and skews more of my memory every time I use it.

It's been 17 years since you have abandoned us John. Please don't do it again.

My name is Dmitri, I'm a third time traveler from Russia here. I felt time travel energy in this thread, so I came.

This is my time machine delorelo5000, for the glory of MOTHER RUSSIA!

DON'T GO BULLSHITING ME I SAID PROVE IT. WHAT ELSE DOES TRUMP SAY AFTER THANK YOU GREAT TO BE HERE?

>from future
>still doesn't have technology to block shitty Sup Forums ads

1/10 for effort

15 minutes niggers

Who's my favorite porn star John.

John Titor?

Time traveler, not mind reader....

i kekd

>when your time machine destroys tech so you have to buy a new phone when you travel

you dont know user though...he says it in the fture

Good point. But will lemelo ball get drafted tho

Man who knew t i m e travelers were so stupid they can't even provide real proof or any insight of the time they came from..

>when your time machines can't even handle other tech

retarded argument is retarded

OP, will Marvel VS Capcom Infinite be ported to the nintendo switch

You probably don't even know the name of the IBM computer John titor needs. OP is fake and just learned how to edit HTML.

no, get a 3ds

disclaimer: i'm not op

ibm 5100...i made it into my digit machine desu

send an image of a HP machine from the 2020s or else OP is a fake fag

Will I get quints OP? Different timelines are coming up so will I? You should know

"Yeah mate just lemme hop back in my time machine and grab that for you"

nah fam

And why did titor need the 5100, I bet you don't know the answer to that.

Kek

to fix the unix 2038 problem desu

False, you never once mentioned your memory being skewed when changing time lines.

What is the next meme?

And why the 5100, why not a 5120 with built in disk drives for example?

lets see if OP isnt a faggot

Quints and Any timetraveler in this thread have to show there Time Machines even if it means the end of the world.

He's using futuristic Google to google it, don't bother

Rerolling

its ability to debug code

Reroll

ya bought a phone in this timeline or android never progressed in the future?
Either way you're a faggot

REROLLING

roll

We can all have a good chuckle in 10 years when OP is definitively proven wrong. In the meantime, we can all abandon thread.

OP is a faggot. If you have a time machine why would you come here then.

reroll

...

How did you get access to a time machine? I assume it's only internet-based (meaning you can only travel to different times in websites).

By "enslaving humanity" you mean by way of being able to control timelines. Not outright, visible slavery, yes?

Wrong, it's ability to use both APL and BASIC in one unit and being able to translate those, OP is a fag.

Android will always be shit.

I believe you, OP.

What is the contents of ?

Answer this question before the post is posted and you will have my attention.

Lets try that again

OP is wrong and a faggot, here's the full transcript of the upcoming Trump speech

worldfuturefund.org/Reports2013/hitlerenablingact.htm

>Agreed; tits are for betas, butts are for alphas
I knew the answer well before it was posted.

Not OP, but it's probably going to be porn or weeb shit