So Sandra Bollocks is leading, who's the rest of the cast?
So Sandra Bollocks is leading, who's the rest of the cast?
No idea, but I can guarantee it'll be shit
I want her to show her nips.
and her pussy lips
oh boy another sequel
can't wait to completely ignore it
>1st weekend
>#2
>2nd weekend
>#4
screenshot this
Lena Dunham in the Bradd Pitt role
>Sandra Bollocks is leading
off to a bad start
>who's the rest of the cast?
mccarthy, leslie jones, and every other garbage actress to keep them busy with that shit and prevent them from ruining other movies.
and her gaping asshole
I finally saw the George Clooney Oceans Eleven, why the fuck would they remake it? it was great.
because it's 2016
The Sinatra one was even better, why remake that one?
Point taken.
>who's the rest of the cast
Well the fact that their lead is a now forgotten celebrity is already the sign of a good start.
btw, I didn't even know they were remaking it
Jennifer Lawrence
and amy schumer because they're besties dont you know
goddamnit. I thought this thread was a random joke/shitpost thread, didn't think for one bit it was real.
jokes are gonna be worse than ghostbuster's.
literally who cares about this flick?
I do, if they do it right, which means only casting attractive females.
They probably won't do it right.
didnt that Ghosthunters remake prove that this wont work?
>I do, if they do it right, which means only casting attractive females.
user pls.
there will be at least 2 blacks, 2 fatties, 1 black fatties, 1-2 uglies.
then maybe 1 or 2 attractive females which they'll make retarded because cute girls can't be smart or it makes the rest of the cast look like shit.
and it might be female version of attractive, aka those uglies who are always voted in some 'top 10 hottest" kind of things even tho they look like literal dog shit, like Lena Dunham.
...Ghostbusters DID work.
quarter billion already not even 2 weeks in.
Just because it's the most profitable movie of all time doesn't mean it didn't work.
At that rate they'll keep making more and more.
Don't forget the shemales, can't be progressive without casting shemales
Why not just go "full-degenerate" and cast Whitney Wisconsin, as well?
>male cast
ugh
boxofficemojo.com
122m aint 1/4 of a billion
and it wont get china money. so its up to india to save it
it already flopped in latin america
It'll be lucky to break even - and (((Hollywood))) doesn't want to make movies just to break even.
Actually, it's going to be called Ocean's Eight per IMDB. imdb.com
Apparently the "Concept is a female lead spin-off of George Clooney's remake of the original movie."
>that cast
If Mindy Kaling is the least attractive one they hire, I'm ok with that, she's not bad.
>Don't forget the shemales, can't be progressive without casting shemales
>tfw they have a scene about using the right pronouns, and they make the guy who uses whatever, look retarded/evil.
>Why not just go "full-degenerate" and cast Whitney Wisconsin, as well?
This I'm ok with. I mean you're progressive or you're not. Might as well they go all the way.
Have a Sandra Bullock/Great dane scene.
just needs eva green, that autistic girl from true detective s1 and the frog girl from superbad
ghostbusters has been a smash hit and single handedly taken out the patriarchy
*sips tea*
>Have a Sandra Bullock/Great dane scene
I'd watch this in IMAX
>butchering another series with a feminism movie
you best be trolling, I'd fuck Dunham over her.
I like Elizabeth Banks tho.
And I've had kind of a crush on Bonham in Fight Club.
bet gbs box office numbers has them sweating
oceans did very well overseas but if the foreign box office isn't into all female casts as shown with gb, i wonder what will they do, shave its budget?
>fucking lena 'molestation blob' dunham
>ever
That's the problem with female actors. They all look like models. Who's going to play pic related?
Amy Poehler
That weird voiced girl from The Last Man On Earth
youtube.com
>girls doing this scene
imagine the cringe
>we need someone who looks like an inconspicuous technician
>I know: Amy Poehler
sounds like a porn intro
they can bet on domestic b.o. BUT they would need to craft a very solid, well casted film that doesn't prey on victim politics/correctness and tells an interesting story
this would immediately discard all the pandering and shit casting that went on with ghostbusters.
It was forty years old at that point. It's forgivable to make an update that wasn't featuring all the stars of our grandparent's generation. Nobody under 30 even knew the Sinatra one existed.
>scene is set in starbucks where they all joke about their sex lives, earning 73c on the dollar and having a male waiter mansplain how paying a bill works
Really looking forward to it
>the robbery goes awry when one of the women misses her cue because she was doing her makeup
I like Sandra Bullock and thing she saves movies that would otherwise be unwatchable shit
Get Angelina Jolie, Jodie Foster, Emma Thompson, Emily Blunt, throw in Rhiannon for shits and giggles
I actually think it could work if the studio gives a damn and gets a half decent writer...
Oh dear...
>the women have to move at short notice, because they had to delay planning by a week because one of them was having a heavy period
>are you having a bad day?
>nope, just bleeding
Is this another reboot where every male is replaced by a female?
the salaries for a movie like that would make it hard for this movie to pull a profit, same problem the jlaw/pratt scifi movie has (jlaws pay is literally 20% of the movies budget)
Reverse Lesbian Gangbang 7
It's a soft reboot, the original crew are supposed to make appearances
Idris Elba
Djimon Honsou
Clive Owen
>the original crew are supposed to make appearances
>We tried stealing that once. It's impossible. Some things just can't be stolen.
>stronk womyn : we'll steal it
It's a tranny ffs
40 years seems like sufficient time in between both movies.
Sandra Bullock is a 10/10
That's entirely upto you to rate him that way, but it's a him not a she let's just be clear on that.
...
>A remake of a remake
absolutely disgusting
Use your powers of common sense.
Original crew is forced to promote this movie at the threat of a lawsuit like in ghostbusters?
thanks for posting this, she's beautiful.
You guys remember when Julia Roberts played a woman playing Julia Roberts in oceans 12?
THIS
LOAD IT UP WITH MANHATING GURLPOWER PATRIARCHY SMASHING WOMYN SUPREMACIST FEMINISM AND LETS WATCH IT LOSE MILLIONS
GHOSTFLOP 2.0
>mfw this is actually happening
holy shit I thought you were joking because of ghostbusters
the only good thing about these films was the swag, it was just an excuse to watch clooney and pitt be all cool for 2 hours and they're taking that away
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
women ruin everything
Who knows, only one officially confirmed is Clooney since Bullocks character is Danny Oceans sister.
Is this what we're going to get now? Shittily remade movies where the only change is "it's an all female cast!" Oh, not to mention they've already shot themselves in the foot, since Julia Roberts was already in oceans twelve.
I literally want off this ride.
I know you're just memeing but trannies can't don't laugh like that. It's one of the biggest giveaways.
>t. someone who has watched a lot of tranny porn
These were all greenlit on the back of the success of the hunger games/bridesmaids/pitch perfect, next wave will be token casting with 1 of everything because of furious 7(see power rangers) and more soft reboots because of tfa/jw
I wasn't memeing but I'll take your knowledge in the matter on-board, they can btw and they memed us by calling her bulluck which sounds like bollock and has the word bull which is a male of the species.
dont tell me this is true.
>all women cast
>except for Idris Elba
BIG
I'm starting to hate this "Reboot a franchise but it will be good because the original cast is in it" bullshit.
I like Sandra Bullock, but gender bending a series is stupid, why not make Ocean's 14 and recast a bunch of the lesser characters as female if you want "progressive" points?
Oh right, they probably can't afford good actors, so there will be two big female names and the rest will be basically nobodies or SNL regulars.
fuck that cunt, she might be the single worst thing about hollywood
i bet that room smells horrible
I can smell the menstrual fluid from here.
thats one white ass room
That would take skill, effort and creativity, something women and nu-males lack
Do they think people will like these if they make enough of them or something?
Ghostbuster was a massive financial failure, why in the fuck would they want another one?