How did the English guy have the papers for an execution in the town if he wasn't really the town hangman?

How did the English guy have the papers for an execution in the town if he wasn't really the town hangman?

WELL YOU BETTER SHIT ANOTHER PISTOL OUT YO ASS COS IF YOU DON'T WE GON KILL THIS BIAAAATCH

Because the movie's shit.

Why didn't the gang just ambush the bounty hunters on the road or as soon as they first entered the house? Why wait so goddamn long?

Because we wouldn't hear a black dick story.

they didn't want to risk killing the dude's sister perhaps. then again, why wait so long to kill minnie and her employees?

You act like you've never forged your own legal documents for personal entertainent and gain before

forgery
stolen

These, but in all seriousness
>cause fuck you, you'll watch it anyways and my name is Quentin fucking Tarantino
is why

Hell, of course you're not the first person to ever question this detail but you're the first person I've seen post about it on Sup Forums, if that says anything

Because Tarantino needed a story but couldn't figure out how to make one so he made the 4 gang members complete idiots.

Why did they give up their guns? Surely sheriff man wouldn't let some bounty hunter take them and throw them away. Plus if they all complained they wouldn't know they were working together but it would stop them taking the guns.

Plus why didn't channing put a few more bullets in Jackson? Why did me only shoot once?

He really just wanted to direct a gay interracial porn sequence but didn't want to tarnish his name that blatantly, lets be honest.

>These, but in all seriousness
>>cause fuck you, you'll watch it anyways and my name is Quentin fucking Tarantino
>is why


kys redditor

Why didn't they just fly over Mount Doom with the Eagles and DROP the ring in?

Your rage matches your obesity. We wouldn't want to have to start taking blood pressure medication before we're even 30, would we?

yeah, this guy is totally better than you. "eh ma gew redditor XD", seriously? how old are you, 16? anyways what we should really be talking about is jackie brown. seriously how cool is that movie? there wasn't a single character dying in that flick whose death didn't make me feel empty inside. even melanie ,tho that was more because I was hoping for her to show her tits.

>cause fuck you, you'll watch it anyways and my name is Quentin fucking Tarantino

Tarantino's movies are always full of plotholes and being watched because of ancient meme magic, which existed long before memes. To put it simple, they are just good movies.

I think the point of that was to let us wonder if that hillbilly whose name I don't recall was really the town's sheriff. isn't ambiguity a trademark in tarantino movies to some extent?

>Hateful Eight

>nine people in the cabin

BRAVO QUENTIN

One of them is a good guy.

it's his eighth movie and most people clearly hate it thus 'the hateful eight' ya fucking faget

I don't why people get so fucking pissy about the big black dingus story.

He's obviously lying. Lying to get the desired reaction out of somebody is something he does. IE the Lincoln Letter BS so white people treat him better.

ten if you count the sack shooting bushwhacker in the basement.

Hateful 8 and 3/5s

ain't no goddamn way you can hate samuel l.jackson on a tarantino movie nigga

True, but this movie was really far too long. And badly written at times, despite nice ideas.

>what is suspension of disbelief?

Walton Goggins did nothing wrong.

8 Hateful people and a sheriff reluctantly having to deal with the bullshit.

Move is still shit tho. Only good part was them punching out Jennifer Jason Leigh as well as her reaction to them killing the brother.

Tarantula's worst movie.

Jesus christ, I didn't realize there was some Lovecraftian compulsion at play here.

I did enjoy the film personally, I didn't mean to sound like I didn't. I've enjoyed nearly all his films but only a fool would say any of them are perfect. What they are nearly every time is a legitimately fun ride, something that is somehow becoming a lost art in hollywood.

'Tino Kino is always an entertaining watch. Sure there are plotholes every now and then but over all the story is worth it for the style and fun.

>a guy who stands around silent and eats poisoned soup is a main character

Nah he did fine.

>'Tino Kino
Simple, but effective.

I mean technically Walton had some hate towards the people that where trying to fucking kill him as well as Samuel during that big black dick scene

Walton singlehandedly made this movie good. Without him it would've been average, but thanks to Goggins it's an 8/10.

Fact: Walton Goggins makes everything better.

*warm, black dingus

Pulp Fiction is perfect, Dogs might be.

>and badly written
Alright, out of all the criticisms laid here, some of which being pretty valid, this is the only one that's total fucking bullshit.

I knew someone was gonna say this, I'm surprised it took so long frankly.

They're definitely damn close. There's not much else like them, despite that they both obviously pay homage to past film. They're both some of the few that even after removing the memes and rabid fanbases, you still have a really solid product left over.

I think some of its simplicity is mistaken as poor writing, but I mean OP still has a point, however minor it may be in the scope of the whole movie as an experience.

The mid arc was God Tier Comfy, but it turns shit after the big reveal.

>it turns shit
That's a little harsh, we're only spoiled by his classics is all. It was better than quite a few mainstream movies to come out in 16 and 15

You vastly underestimate the eternal ANGLO

OP here
I was rewatching bits of it just now and there's actually a part where Samuel L Jackson suggests that the English guy killed the actual Oswaldo and took his papers.

Everybody go home.
Case fucking closed.

>best character dies part way through and the movie instantly becomes less enjoyable
Why does Tarantino keep doing this? The same thing happened when Schultz died in Django

I think this is one of the best QT works to be honest

Is there any way that still exists to see the roadshow version of the movie? I heard they cut several minutes from the general release version.

Same with Vincent vega? Or is that excused because of the timeline? I know I felt like shit afterwards.

based on what?

Vincent getting killed doesn't really count. The Gold Watch is my favorite section of the movie anyway but he's still in the rest of the movie due to the non-linear structure.

Can I watch the Grindhouse films separately or do they have to be back to back? I'm in the Mewd.

everything

separately is fine, they really have very little to do with each other (nothing at all plot-wise)

I rented this movie last weekend on a whim and didn't know if I'd be able to sit for 3 hours to finish it. Not only did I finish it, but it kept me interested the entire way through. Much better than Django Unchained.

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