Tough day at work, user? Let's go to the holodeck

>tough day at work, user? Let's go to the holodeck
>which file did you want yo load?

load "legs"

disable safety protocols

Let's watch Stranger Things again and try to convince the rest of the crew that it's good and they just don't get it.

That shit was fun as hell last time.

>Implying I wouldn't be the ultimate NEET
>Fusion reactor
>Replicator
>Holodeck
>Living in a bunker on an ice planet

Who even needs work?

Increase urine flow

>Not taking worf to the battle of pelenor fields on your day off

Loadfile.Loli_harem.exe

kek

>load cunny

cunnybunny

>Holodeck, load Summer of 2008 when life was carefree and I could spend every day in the sun hanging out with my friends and being around the one girl I had crushed on for years but never did anything about

Holodeck already exists, VR and a tenga

Load up Celery Man, please.

Load up Gallows.exe

get over it faggot

Computer, load up Celery Man, please

Load up man getting run over by his own car

Technically you don't need work, so long as you can fix your own stuff.

Who knows if you compose your own settings within the holodeck you might become a famous reclusive holo author~

Could I see a hat wobble? And a flarhgunnstow?

add sequence: OYSTER

>bi_curious_mmf_troi_riker_threeway.holo

>Riker in a mmf threeway
>not mff

What's wrong with you?

>not wanting to bristle riker's beard
smdh

I'd just comb it the entire time

You need a better name than that faggot. Do you even holodeck?

Rape Gang chase - Torkana IV

>Technically you don't need work, so long as you can fix your own stuff

t. Greenskin scum

>let's

Not stepping foot into a masturbation chamber with another living soul. Go stand out in the fucking hall and never invite yourself into MY holodeck again.

>Computer, run the "Nailing the Romulon Commander: No Holes Barred" program

Load one million Hitlers and give them self-awareness

NUDE TAYNE

LOAD HOLO-BROTHEL ALPHA

90s Gillian Anderson and 2016 Gillian Anderson want to fuck me and each other while Gillian Anderson watches

Computer load up Celery Man please.

Run program "kick Riker's ass 43"

this desu

computer, load up the opening scene of TDKR please

I would probably get Data to forget about Shakespeare and reenact this instead.

dying

Kick up the 3d3d3 please.

>forgetting to disable safety protocols

Captain, it appears that I am a "big guy" for you. Meaning both in stature and also that the consequences of removing my mask would result in pain "for you".

>Welcome to the holodeck user, a multiverse of absolute sensation at your fingertips, here you can experience anything your imagination could ever desire and more, even the limitation set upon your by your own physical form can be overcome in this place
>Computer, load up Sup Forums

Holodeck, load random video from LadyboysFuckedBareback folder

You forgot the 4