Reminder that if your dick length is not 9 inches or above...

reminder that if your dick length is not 9 inches or above, you're a fucking dicklet who's only good for satisfying the bull when she's too tired for him.

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/thread

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I'd hate to bump your thread OP but you forgot that at the bottom it says you have to have 6 inches of girth too. Whoever made this must have been a landwhale.

my dick is only 5.5 and Ex's orgasm from it. it not the size but what you do with it...

The bigger the dick she likes, the bigger the whore she is. The bigger the whore she is, the more she'll have sex. The more she has sex, the higher chance of her having an std. Enjoy your stds, faglords.

lol a man is saying this ..lol

3 out of my 4 gf 6 inch is the depth size of her wombo so how the fuck am i gonna fit another 3 eh?

yes, and? 6 inch girth is good.

>reminder that if your dick length is not 9 inches or above, you're a fucking dicklet who's only good for satisfying the bull when she's too tired for him.

reminder for our newfriends

The average insertable length of popular sex toys is 6.5 inches. Care to explain that?

Maybe I'm missing something. 6 inches in diameter is a shitton right? I'm 4 inch girth and I thought it was too wide.

Gay dude here, so I talk to women all the time about this shit. Vast majority I've spoken to can't handle much above 6 and wouldn't care to.

Anecdotal of course, but I'm just sayin'

That chart is complete crap.

Pay no attention to any of it.

Seriously...it's completely wrong on all counts.

Saying 5.5 is very small is horseshit. Mine is over 6 and it's a pretty awesome cock.

Most dudes weigh in at 5.5- 6 inches.

MOST....in the USA anyway.

Remember that.

If your not planting your seed directly in her womb user your not doing it right

Ha. I'm about 6.5" and my wife won't let me go balls deep because she says it's too painful when it bangs against the back wall. I have to leave about a half inch of space.

you are ... CORRECT!

on a slight note, Canada is 6-6.5

but hey, who's mesuring

Yeah, and the ideal size for women is DD cup and a perfect round ass, but there aren't many of them either.

LOL
baby dick

I hope that's a proxy

He bent it to see if it was a proxy.

Turns out it wasn't.

I'm 6.5length 5.5circumference, thanks to the internet I was surprised my first sex told me I'm big

>The Actual Ideal Penis Size for Women
Don't take this too seriously, ladies. We love you no matter how big your penises are. - Men

tfw my dick is exactly 4.5 inches
:(

Yet all you leafs are too busy sucking each other off so it doesn't really matter.

>implying that 99% of women even know what an inch is.

Try it. Ask females you know to guess the size of every day objects in inches. Most have no fucking clue and are off by like 50%.

Same,I'm 7 inches exactly and I've been with 6 girls. Only one liked me fucking her balls deep. All the other asked me to slow down and be more gentle because it hurt.

btw even 7 inch full deep can be painfull for woman
its about thicknes

Bruh Im 7 inche and my girlfriend is always bitching about how I hit her womb too hard wtf is this b8 feminist propaganda

>be me
>3 in dick
>dates = 0
>feelsbadman.jpg

Wait, if you have a 6 inch dick then a 6 inch diameter, does that make your dick a cube?

it hurts her because you retards just stick in in with barely any to no preparation at all. the vaginal walls need time to relax and stretch in order to accommodate a larger dick, this is why you should foreplay with fingers, a small dildo, medium dildo, etc and then eventually the vagina will stretch enough so that it comfortably be penetrated by a larger cock. This is how fetish pornstars are able to stick those huge horse dildos up their pussies, it takes a shit ton of prep work.

circumference, not diameter

I've never seen so much cringe in a single image
Why the fuck

tfw dick size matters less than breast size

/thread

Kek
Nope 6inches isn't that big around
Ur hand can hold 6 inch's ez

fuck this Its way too long, I could fuck her liek a whore and spit on her face shw would still come back for more

sure thing dicklet, girls with small breasts are fantastic

Ur small no matter the scale

insult & confirmation.... alright

I'm na girl
Considering this thread is about girls I can freely post without resorting to the old rule.

Do you want my opinion?

I seriously want to help

I dunno, I'm pretty you're gonna pander to all the average sized guys here by saying that you prefer average dicks and such.

Damn dude you fucking reek of insecurity.

op you forgot that you also have to be 11 feet tall to not be a manlet.

are these dick sizes referring to when they are hard or flaccid?

semi

no need to get upset dicklet

Damn dude, you taste of salt.

Girth is around, not diameter.

Why the fuck would you bend 30,000 dollars to see if it's 30,000 dollars?

ITT: a bunch of micropenis edgelords trying to justify their tiny dicks

ok good, luckily im 9 inch

>self reported
lmao

Obviously designed to market enlargement pills.

what am I missing here? is this a breach of etiquette in nerd poker?

The only people who actually enjoy it are size queens of both sexes tbh

That's a Magic: The Gathering card called Black Lotus. It's the single most expensive card that exists in the game and costs literally tens of thousands of dollars

opinion of a guy who posts anime pics

I see.
I take it that it's a problem that he is bending it?

He's testing to see if it's fake. "The bend test"

i bet OP has never heard of a cervix before, or ever experienced a dick big enough to hit it and the pain that accompanies it.
OP is obviously full of shit and only trying to cause inferiority complexes in beta males stupid enough to believe this tripe.

I've had a decent amount of women and have had plenty of women friends/acquaintances and they've all said that anything past 7 is generally for fetishists and size queens. The same thing was said from my gay friends.

Just because i like animu and use animu screenshots for reaction images doesn't mean anything nigger.

My toy is 12.5 cm and feels nice imo.