She's sitting on your couch when suddenly her massive gut starts gurgling, she needs to fart. What do you do?

She's sitting on your couch when suddenly her massive gut starts gurgling, she needs to fart. What do you do?

hide in the bathtub

I let her shit down my throat.

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get to the vault before the bombs drop

Grab the fat bitch by the hair and remove her from my home.
Nobody farts on my cream electric recliner

Run

>get out a funnel and bowl from kitchen, QUICK
>fill up bowl with soapy water
>attach funnel to her butt and other end into bowl
>put my balls in
>mfw I've got the ballcuzi jets on full blast

Amazing

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

*SNIFF*

Evacuate the city

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Why boner

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>tfw you'll never have a ballcuzi

Give her laxatives, now she'll use the bathroom and get off my couch.

Maximum cozy

Get ready to ride the mushroom cloud to the heavens. It's gonna be a rough ride, boys.

what the fuck am I looking at. Why is this? Why?

Sell the couch after she does the deed, hope somebody doesn't notice the stench.