Hey Sup Forums, i have an essay due in 5 hours thats worth 40% of my module in college...

hey Sup Forums, i have an essay due in 5 hours thats worth 40% of my module in college...its 1500 words and I haven't started. how fucked am I?

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Not at all. You could easily write 1500 words in 5 hours...

Pay me and ill do it.

how about you start faggot instead of telling us?

fucked

Its called get your ass off Sup Forums and on Word you dumbass.

Lol your failure makes me happy

Don't worry I'm sure you can browse b and do your essay at the same time.
What class are you about to fail?

Stop being a bitch. Go snort some amphetamines and get this shit done.

normal fag

you have 2 choices here:
>Dont be a literally shitstain who has so little self discipline they cant even pass a fucking college class, turn off the distractions and write that shit.

OR.

>Turn in the entire script to Bee Movie, post results. If youre gonna be a shitstain, don't half ass it.

So assuming you aced the rest of the course you will fail it anyways? Fuck it might as well fap for the next 6 hours.

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Done and done

>TLDR Be the biggest, fullest, shit stain you can be

You wrote 29 words just now to make this thread.
It took you like what, 30 seconds AT MOST?
I don't get why you're bitching... get to fucking work and you'll get it done.
You could write 50,000 words in 5 hours if you just fucking did it.

This. Only reason i graduated.

1500 words? lmao the fuck shit college you go to boy?

Probably some bullshit CC

Post boipucci instead

no, im a first year in Bath in the UK. its actually not bad kek

Jesus op still catching em with this ?
goes to show when something gets old enough it becomes new again

1500 is not that hard! i ve made worst jajaj

Just Frankenstein an essay from a bunch of other essays on the internet. Go back and reword a bunch of shit and personalize it a little as you do. Works all the time for me.

only in my day, we said we had a 150 word essay

n we'd still reel em in

do the working at Wendy's one op

>Heurduerheurdeur im old fag heurdeur

or the one where you're eating your fish sandwich in the parking lot of Mcdonalds

>Has been on Sup Forums for only 2 months.
Kek

u gonna make a drive thread next op?

duckroll some rudy-poos?

let me check those for you