Will I ever score a date with Celeste Smith, Oh Green One?

Will I ever score a date with Celeste Smith, Oh Green One?

Reroll, I am not a newfag!

Is this a sign?

will i ever have a beautiful girl as my girlfriend who shares my interests and loves me and has sex with me and all that sappy gay shit

Dubs cancel. Reroll.

obsured isn't a word, reroll.

Will Kekistan ever be free?

That fucking answers nothing yo-
I mean.. I do not understand, mighty lord Kek.

Will I ever get a carrer Voice Acting?

Get the fuck outta here newfag nigger

Kek has spoken. Dubs confirm. Get out normie.

will i get that job?

Will i get some fuck this year Kek?

roll

No

Will I ever date an attractive Asian woman who is missing a limb?

Welp, awesome.

Good luck folks

I just wanna fucking kill myself

Get the fuck out

Will I take the red pill, and see how far the rabbit hole goes?

Should I leave my girlfriend for a hot bitch with big titties and a nice ass, oh Dark Prince Kek?

Will OP post their home address, Social Security number, and credit card information in this thread?

I noticed this one is shit sorry guys. Will make new thread with a new and improved one!

Will my soulmate and I have sex tomorrow?

Will I get laid with in the next week?
Rolling

(Re-roll) Will my soulmate and I have sex tomorrow?

Will I meet my soulmate tomorrow?

rool

Will I ever not be a fag?

will i marry the towelcurry?

what did kek mean by this?

reroll

post link when you do senpai

Re-roll because frogs aren't even a curse :/ They're a blessing

will i get a cool frog genien shieet

Will I become fuck buddies with Kate in the next month?

RIP

stealing this guys request

Will I land this job?
Praise KEK

I shall, Lord Kek. What say you now?

WILL I EVER GET TOPS

IMPROVED!

Does she love me?

Will she come back to me?

I guess that's a yes? I see...

Will Le Pen win the 2017 elections?

kek will i ever get laid again this dry streak is fucking killing me :(

it's a god of chaos. Even if it divines the truth, it may not be the truth as you imagine it

Praise KeK, Aurum gf desu~?

Dubs have spoken. GET OUT NORMIE

REEEEEEEE

Should I smash this 17 yo jb?

Not I KeK. Am faithful servant. Have worshipped much. Once more. Aurum gf?

Will I get my hands on that damn phone?

she loves me?

What of her as waifu glorius KeK?

Will Aiden be my waifu too, oh Lord KeK?

Not NewFag great Kek. Prove my devotion. Again, will be my waifu?

KeK, will I ever find happiness in my life?

Well shit. Praise thee anyways KeK... But, do you exist KeK?

Kek, says he doesn't exist... But I need better numbers to believe that. Do you exist KeK?

Dubs and KeK affirms. KeK also listens! Great KeK is it really true that Aurum and Aiden will be my waifus?

Will I ever stop being a Beta?

I renounce Moloch. Praise KeK. Answer again great KeK!

Was I put in this world for good or bad?

KeK, why do you speak in circles. Let it be known with great numbers. Will Aurum and Aiden be my waifus? Answer me resolutely glorious KeK!

Greater numbers KeK. Do it for your faithful KeK. Will they be mine?

will school call me back,lord kek?

Will I get a job in the next 30 days?

357 for my kek

will reddit die soon?

Would Jessica like to 69 with me?

Praise Kek. Will she if asked?

Will we remain discrete?

Will my child be retarded?

Prove that meme magic is real.

Oh mighty frog can I grow my dick longer?

Did she do all that for me last night in the mirror?

You guys are honestly this fucking retarded where you think random post numbers on an image board mean something in your life? Talk about depression.

Holy shit, if I thought like that I would have to hang myself on the spot.

Roll

Hm that's twice I've gotten 4