Ive had this cock cage on my dick for like 20 hours now and ive left the key on my desk and its no longer thede now i...

ive had this cock cage on my dick for like 20 hours now and ive left the key on my desk and its no longer thede now i cant get it off wtf do i do

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Pick the lock

Live life as a female from now on.

with what

Find some kinda porn that gets you really hard and burst that shit open nigga

Paperclips. That lock is pretty novice level so you should be able to manage

Fucking faggot, you're better off without a dick

im really stressed i have to go to work in like 2 hours and i need to get it off the last thing i want is an erection

Dremel or Angle grinder would make quick work of the lock

I don't know.

Why don't you start a faggot thread on Sup Forums.

Then put on a dress with some nice heels and makeup.

Then, of course, you will want to live stream this for everyone as you saw off your cock with a bread knife.

If you're not going to use it; you're not going to use it.

its not working

i dont own anything like that

Here's an idea... just cut the lock off with bolt cutters

It's only been 3 mins how helpless are you? Call a fuckin locksmith if you can't handle it and maybe don't lock your cock up

Um... just go to work with it on and pick something up on way home... are you showing your dick to co workers regularly?

no but i have to wear jeans and having a bulge all day isnt ideal

Why did you even put it on in the first place?

Nobody checking your cock out anyway so you'd be fine

i have my reasons

Pick the lock. If you're stupid enough to lose the key, and you can't pick a cheap lock, then you deserve whatever pain and embarrassment comes your way.

Do they include being a little bitch?

Because you're a faggot. So you don't really need your dick, just cut it off and be done with it, 'mam.

Trips confirms

Seriously... one day at work locked till you can go to lowes and buy a small bolt cutter is the least embarassment you're looking at here user...

Bolt cutters you stupid faggot.

My new cage arrives tomorrow. Chinese knockoff of the holy trainer. Its pink, so I'll look like a faggot wearing it. My new panties arrive later this week as well.

You can just twist it and snap the plastic.

See, THIS is why you keep the spare key somewhere safe.

You look like a faggot wearing it no matter what color it is

i tried, just kind of pulls on my skin

if you cant open it, this should help

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If you have to, leave half an hour early, buy some bolt cutters or a hack saw, then find somewhere secluded to chop your dick off.

i dont own bolt cutters

really watch a few youtube videos. It will work

Suck it off lets.rabb.it/886j/YrDx2jDs9A

Go get some.

Send a pic faggot

ive been picking at it for like 10 minutes

you have to cut your dick off. Its the only way

Ha!
Ha ha!
Serves you right lil bitch boy. Fuck you and your gayness hope you cant ever get it off without extreme pain

You need to squirt some lotion all over your skin so it doesn't grab. If you have a file just grind down the plastic right by the lock if you really want to make it easy.
You can also try pulling up on it slightly and pushing one testicle at a time through the ring.

Accept that you deserve this for being the collosal cuck faggot that you are and resign yourself to the fact that it's on there for the rest of your sad, confused life.

What kind of man doesn't own multiple tools capable of cutting that lock?

And you dont even have to cut the metal of the lock. Go for the plastic pin the lock goes through. That pin is what keeps it all together. It's just plastic.

Do you work in porn? If not, I don't see what the issue is.