What is this absolute best way to perfect a southern dialect?

What is this absolute best way to perfect a southern dialect?

I've lived in Georgia all my life but I have yet to perfect the deep rasp of a Kentucky mountain boy.

>smoking 3 packs of Reds a week to scar my vocal chords

I'm getting closer, but does anyone have any tips?

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Listen and mimic is the the best way to master any pronunciation

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Only way to "perfect" a southern dialect is to lose it completely. Otherwise you will always be judged by it.

if your mother and father were not brother and sister then i hate to tell you that your gene pool is too correct to perfect the language of the inbreeds.

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What the fuck happened to my thread

Also, I don't want to lose it, I feel like it garners farm worker respect when I go to northern states.
I've been working on tractors, corn fields and Chevy blocks since I came out of the womb, but I don't have the accent.

Just never acquired it.

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>what the fuck happened to my thread
Welcome to 4chins

I expected traps not a Reebomb

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I find it hysterical that reebomb kept your thread alive, and probably killed it at the same time.

Hang out with some buttfuck rednecks

This thread is fucked but I feel like I've gotten some invaluable, life changing advice

>I've lived in Georgia all my life and I don't sound like I'm from Kentucky yet. What gives?

You stupid or something, boy?

>420 check'd

Just go around saying u voted for Trump, fuck your sisters and are on welfare. Everything else will follow through.

Does my neighbor's horse, or my Mustang count?

Because I'll be on welfare after I finish UTI, and I voted for Trump.

Fucking kek. UTI?

>For muh harley davidson motor cycle lego, erector set mechanics.

Yea ive seen those commercials, they all look like retards that just picked up a tool yesterday

Kek

The schools legit, fuck Harley Davidson, I'd rather have a Gixxer 600+, if I were to get into bikes.

I'm going for the total NHRA exp.

Just fucking with u man, thats cool good luck to ya

You're a fucking retard

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Do you know anything about it?

Am I wasting my time?

why the fuck is there coolant in the oil pan?

At least I'm not a nigger

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Move to the backwoods instead of living in a city like the circle jerking college kid you are

Nope. Im an aircraft mechanic. I chose that route instead of auto or bike mechanics. But to each is own. I just like airplanes.

Because someone that got educated by UTI thought it goes there.

Motherfucker I live in Darien Georgia, it doesn't get more southern than this shit

>UTI
urinary tract infection?

Read above, its a tech course for motorcycles

>reading the thread
get a load of this guy

You sound like a fat lazy Trump voter? Amrite? You rather have someone do the work for you.