Can my Sup Forumsrothers help me out? My gf was walking last night when she got shot by 2 guys in a paintball gun...

Can my Sup Forumsrothers help me out? My gf was walking last night when she got shot by 2 guys in a paintball gun, this is the story she told me
>Walking below overpass
>People come out with a paintball gun on top
>Shot her in the neck and torso
That could have killed her, a neck shot can be fatal...
>She came home crying
idk what to do, I'm thinking about calling the cops, and filing a Police report. Can my Sup Forumsros help me out? has anyone been in this situation?

Grab a bat and do your own justice pussy, she's your girl ffs.

Just keep that course of action since you probably won't be able to catch the culprits on your own

What kind of dumb ass bait is this thread?

Unless OP youre really that retarded.
She obviously has hickies. Bitch is cheating

This pasta is so stale that it has gone from soft to hard and back to soft, with mildew on the top.

Or she cucked you and made up some story

>alternative facts
Girlfriend cheats on OP with dude that's into choking, comes home with bullshit story about dudes with paintball guns.

>paintball attack
bro those are hickeys you stupid fuck

I don't know who they are, she didnt see them

Also take her to hospital for checking lessions

This is funny. Shot from overpass doesnt leave hickey under chin. Get new GF or become cuck

post noodz

This

Ya'll niggers getting trawled.

I know for sure that she isnt cheating, she's not like that

um, the same exact bait that's posted every day, just to get idiots like you to make the same reply that you just made over and over again.

Unsure if everyone is actually believing this

not believing it but it is 3:45 in the morning and I'm bored as shit

since i dont know that this is pasta and for once believe that op is an retard,

Paintball balls leave round marks, and they curve in really deep. so if its the first day they will leave a big, blue imprint where they were shot at, just google paintball wound.

those dont look like paintball wounds.

i would suggest just hate fuck her and tell her if she cheats again youre forcing her to kill the other dude with a paintball gun, whilst fucking her ofc.

No way she does that, I know her

This. Your GF has cucked you. Now you can officially call yourself a CUCK!

>falling this hard for such obvious bait

Maybe they used special balls to hit her, maybe they are setting her up or something

You should post a full body shot. You know, without her cloths so we can inspect the wounds. There could be internal bleeding. You wouldn't want your girlfriend to die, would you OP?!?

Hickies. If this isn't bait than your girl is cheating on you. Probably crying because she'd get caught.

I checked it and there aren't any on the rest of her body, she was wearing a big jacket thankfully

Willfull ignorance, the post.

But she's always been so loyal to me, I can't even imagine her doing somethng like that. We are so happy together.

How in THE fuck are you guys falling for this bait? I halfway fucking hate this website. There's too many autists now.

>Hur I'm sowwy OP. She cheating. I tell u straight cause I kno. Sowwy bruh.

Oh she's taking their special balls alright. Right in the mouth and puss.

Yeah. But you can NEVER be too sure. There might be some that just popped up. You should take a fresh picture right now and let us inspect her.
I'd know. I'm a doctor.

The rest of her skin is completely smooth and the pic is from today

Idiot for falling for this. Leave forever.

That could have killed her, a neck shot can be fatal...

No. No it can't.

>She came home crying
idk what to do, I'm thinking about calling the cops, and filing a Police report. Can my Sup Forumsros help me out? has anyone been in this situation?

No and fuck you for being so beta you don't even know how to take care of your girl. I know this is pasta but I am totally triggered right now.

Are you really gonna argue with a doctor? I guess you really DO want her to die, OP. I can't believe you're arguing with me. I went to HARVARD. I should KNOW.

I can't trust you on being a doctor, and no ones allowed to see her body except for me she says.

Oh don't misunderstand me, I don't believe you at all, I know this thread is pasta, I've been part of it before.
I'm just saying your willful ignorance is more evidence of this being a pasta thread.

That

OP here, you are all retarded for taking this bait. Come on guys this was way to fucking easy, this has been posted at least 5 times now that I've seen, twice by me.

Repost op is a fagggottttt

Believe me NOW faggot? That's me.

Hiya, your pic is my post.
This was my reply

I was laughing hard at everyone biting. Lmfao

- The Doctor

You ASSHOLE!!!! You wasted my time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No need to defend yourself user, you're a good lad

- OP

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Now we wait for the ultra faggots that still take the bait even after I've spoiled it

I bet you feel so smug right now........ YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill get you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kek

What are you gonna do, dumbass? Run to his house and step on his shoes?

fuck off! l was talking to original poster (OP), not you.

To be fair, that was THE worst bait I've ever seen. I was fucking open mouth baffled at all of the dumbasses eating it up. I puked in my mouth a bit.
About the only thing I could do was pretend to be a doctor. Cuz ya know. Playing pertend is fun.

Well bitch, NOW YOURE TALKING TO ME. Let's fight, nig nig. Come on. Put em up. We're doing this oldfag style.

DON'T WORRY OP!!!!

I'll ask my lawyer friend... stay strong!

She can use makeup to cover it up... SHE WILL LOOK PRETTY AGAIN

No!!!!!!! Stop it and let me talk to him!

TAKE THIS

Do it, an attack like that counts under "assaults", sadly the filed report will be against unknown, but at least you have a grounds if this does happen again and if by chance it wasn't a random attack.

Ps.: Nice Pair of Tits

*Tips fedora and smirks*

nice pasta, god this pic makes my dick stiff ever time too. she must have gotten fucked so good, like some really fucking intense softcore-porn passionate shit

god damn i can fap to that

*Teleports behind myself*
Kekmate, kik.

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Fucking lel

thats the response i wanted to see.

im glad that i wasted my time.

sauce?

That's a bot, dude.
God, the newness never ends.
Summers in a few short months, too. Fuuuuuck.

bot?

Nevermind. I'm done.

She should probably change her route home, OP.
She seems to get shot every fucking day.
And then you make this thread every fucking day.
Kill yourself.

Why were they inside a paintball gun OP?

DING DING DING. WE HAVE A WINRAR.

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Those are hickeys

It just keeps getting better the longer I keep this tab open.

I know this is copypasta but I had a guy attack my car with paintballs once from his balcony where he obviously lived.

I came back a few days later and covered his tyres in grease at night. The next time I looked his white concrete driveway had massive stains where he backed out the next morning. Had a top kek.

I got paintballed again not long after so I stole the wheels off his car another night, bullshit stopped soon after. Was top fun, recommend same course of action to anyone.

Sup Forums is becoming more and more like 9fag.cancer

All those shitty jokes from cancerous people on 9fag who thinks they are ready for the real interwebs...

Your joke is bad, and you should feel ashamed

Another predictable reaction. I'm still playing you btw. It's just what I do, it's become so ingrained in my personality that I don't even have to make an effort at getting it right. What now? Are you going to start bragging about how long you've been here and how you've "nowne le 4chin for over 9000 years lol xD"? Please, don't get me started. Contrary to most newfigs who post that, I really AM a master kek, so you better believe it, kid. The newfigs are just lying, but I am serious. Keep making delusions about how I'm "oh so cancerous lol" but I know 4chin better than many others do, I don't know it perfectly, but I'm very much familiar with it. You are out of your league here, kik.

If not troll OP here's what you do. You and gf walk the same path she took. When the faggots draw, you draw a CC pistol and shoot the fuckers. For defense, when the cops show, only say "I was afraid for my life" and "I want my lawyer."

>shot by 2 guys in a paintball gun

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>idk what to do, I'm thinking about calling the cops
fucking fucking fucking idiot
of course you dial 911 and call the fucking cops

same shit as yesterday

this

to these:

Bro you getting cucked. Those arent paintball welts faggot. Those are hickeys and choke marks. Start fapping while you kys faggot cause your girl found some one who can actually fulfill her needs

Lawl

How is it to be an idiot?

10/10

First time seeing this pasta, I thought it was funny. Why is everyone so angry in this thread? Why can't people just laugh at obvious jokes anymore instead of going "BAIT KYS FAG"?

If the guy chokes her soo hard to leave this marks, OP is going to find her dead some of this days.

you're a pussy. go find them and send shots back

>so
>many
>idiots
>getting
>trolled

Those are hickeys user, kill the slut.

OP you are an idiot. these are hickies. she has been with at least 1 guy and get her clit sucked.

>never seen a paintball welt
>probably never even stepped on a PB battlefield

Virgins these days

>implying he knows everything about me
Go kill yourself fag.

I second this guy