Greentext thread

Greentext thread

One of the best greentexts ever
My old phone died
I have nothing to add

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love this, bump, please moar

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That crow story is pretty much bullshit

Come on guys, if you've got coolections, post em

loled so hard

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who the fuck is going to read this. we only think ''shit its alot of text, im not gonna read it''

Aww, too long for you?
Here, this one is nice and short.
Just like your attention span, faggot.

triggerd i see, your dick is tiny and short to i guess

No, just annoyed that you don't want to take a few minutes of your time to read something funny.

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Not a greentext, but earliest copy of this image I have. Seem to keep finding new re-posts of it

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It just screams ''dont read''

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>OMFG!!
IM DYING!!!

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Well, you should. It's fucking hilarious.
If you don't want to read so much, then why the fuck are you even here?

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this is like a really shitty haiku

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ill give it a shot faggot

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Do it faggot.

I love this user

made me laugh so hard !!

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I hate when McDonald's employees pull this shit on me when I'm high
>this isn't a McDonald's this is a Vet
>this isn't a McDonald's this is a Marriott
>this isn't a McDonald's this is a orthodontist

Worst part is when they've got the cops in on the joke

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faggot ill save it (probably wont save it )

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Save it faggot.

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I've laughed harder to this thread than I have in years. Keep this shit up, Anons.

These images contain feels.

You have been warned.

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Some OG's

Awesome

Some anons should be comic writers

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Truly a classic

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Best one.

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its neal mate
its a classic from when oldfags like me first started
get some respect you stupid fucking nigger

literally kekked from when you posted this til now

Thats about it from me, going to head to bed now. So I leave my favourite greentext here

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this is the worst thing

Thread is golden so far, keep it up
Most of them i have read but hey, can't remember everything

plague doctor greentexts are the best. more?

>.carrier pigeon

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who tf is the retard who made this? can't even make a screen shot right...