SO YOU'RE FAST

SO YOU'RE FAST

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Oh so you like quips

For you

Has anyone realized that is Rick and Morty on the tv behind him?

neat

No user, you're the first.

MR WAYNE!?!!? DON-- DON'T SIT THERE!!!

MR WAYNE!!!! THATS MY 2ND FAVOURITE CHAIR!!! BATMAN!!! FOR FUCK SAKE!!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY????

>nice chair, think I'll keep it and buy the company

he saw the video clip
he threw the boomboong at him as a test
why is he surprised?

I NEED FRIENDS


you don't get to bring friends

>h-hayai

You could make an autistic detective, like Monk.

Because it was shitty camera footage, seeing it in person must be quite jarring.

Would be neat if they also showed how him catching it looked from his perspective, some King Crimson shit.

Pretty shit scene, they could have made it better than just him watching the batarang go by slowly.

But he it was a combination of him letting it go by and then realizing what was actually thrown at him and what that meant.

and it's a trailer, there's probably lots of other bits of conversation between that in the full movie

What if batman got the wrong guy and then threw batarnag at his fave wouldn't that have been funny lmao

I've watched this trailer a few times, and I honestly cannot get over the complete switch of styles, we meme alot about le epic equips, but every fucking line in this trailer is an actual quip, as somebody who doesn't really care for either DC/Marvel I have no fucking clue what DC are doing with this, it's bizzare, without a doubt, the last one is the worst

SO YOU TALK TO FISH? ROFL.

flawless DC, flawless.

>Man of Steel
>Batman V Superman
>2013-2016
RIP Zack Snyder's Kino

Calm down autist, they haven't even finished filming.

Who the fuck doesn't know who aquaman or flash are? The only one people don't know about is Cyborg and from the looks of it he'll barely be in the movie.

>The only one people don't know about is Cyborg and from the looks of it he'll barely be in the movie.

People know Cyborg from Teen Titans, also he is actually intricate to the plot because one of the major maguffins the League is trying to find/protect actually created him and is now part of his body.

When you think about the Flash's abilities and how he perceives the world, it must be spooky as fuck.

Are they clear on if his abilities can be turned on/off? Watching the world pass you by because you can perceive it in nanoseconds must be fucking terrifying and lonely as fuck.

>>Are they clear on if his abilities can be turned on/off?

Just takes a degree of concentration I imagine, otherwise he'd probably go insane.

What do you expect?

The previous 2 films were torn apart for being humourless. If the first trailer was more of the kind of epic trailers they've made in the past, there would be uproar.

What they've done is say "hey, look, we listened to the criticism of BvS, and we've injected more humour and lightened the colour pallet a bit". It's a first impression, of course they want to let fans and the press know that they listened.

If you think this is the entire film, you're clueless. The film will be BvS with a more comprehensive storyline and a bit more humour.

Who is King Crimson?

>When you think about the Flash's abilities and how he perceives the world, it must be spooky as fuck.
Fucking for real. Wandering around while everyone is standing still, moving so fast that sound waves literally pass you by.
>Just takes a degree of concentration I imagine, otherwise he'd probably go insane.
He must be able to do something, I don't think it'll be as easy as turning them off, though. I imagine he's found a way to step outside in to the regular flow of time separate from the speedforce otherwise, yeah, he'd literally have gone insane due to the isolation.

>why is he surprised?
I think he was surprised because Barry said yes, when he was just turned down by Cyborg and Fish man

it just works

This trailer was like a sick joke honestly, same visual style and everything except it's full of shitty quips, it's jarring as fuck.

Calm down you're still seeing it.

Bruce Wayne being the jokey guy seems out of step with the last movie but whatever, capeshit is fucking garbage anyway

But Bruce Wayne does joke. It's Batman who's more serious

SO YOU'RE BIG

what he is saying is that Bruce Wayne didn't joke shit in bvs

he's lightened up now that he fought a giant orc monster

FOR YOU

That is an oversimplification

>the trailer has already spawned more memes than the full Civil War movie

marvelcucks eternally BTFO

>He said no
>He said no...

hahahahaha DC is fucking finished

Internal monologue reads
>Oh thank fuck I finally found the right kid. Today's bodycount was getting a bit too high even by my standards.

The original member of JL

hi Sup Forums

This. The wifi password quip was so much more epic.

Even on fucking reddit both trailer were standing at 4k commentair each while dr strange barely passed the 1k and nobody gived a damn about captain marvelette

Even normies are eating it up full force

The wifi password quip made me make audible sounds, this entire trailer didn't even make me smile once.

You don't have to go 100% one way or the other. You can have a dark trailer that still has a bit of lightness and brevity to it.

This just feels like WB took complaints about BvS being too dark and went full retard in the other direction.

Not really surprised. Justice League is the biggest movie team-up since....well, Avengers.

That said, people were eating up BvS as well and even the biggest Marvel shills were 100% sure it would be a smash hit(even if just by name brand) and would hit a billion and beyond easy.

We all remember how that turned out.

The Ballad of Barry Allen song by Jim's Big Ego kind of touches on this.

Do you think Ben wishes he was still on the set during Gone Girl, cheating on his wife with a much younger woman, instead of making quips in a terrible DC movie?

A guy who skips time.

so who will be playing martian manhunter

It turns on when he thinks fast. Reflexes trigger it as well.

Oh fuck off we all know you got that from the easter egg video

>DC in full damage control to catch up for le quip audience
>Marvel turns dark
>Critics says the new DC movies are way to light
>Critics loves the new dark tone in the Marvel movies
>tfw

It's just a taster to say they listened user

Except it shows off they didn't really understand the complaints people were having. We wanted a little less edgy grimdark, not more quips than fucking Spiderman.

It's a jab to comic book Aquaman and how he is a joke that everyone thinks his only power is talking to fish. They're attempting to make this one seem cook by casting a manly looking dude who actually uses his superhuman abilities beyond talking to fish.

No, that's what you wanted. Every negative review painted the film as humorless and lacking a cohesive story.

This teaser tells you that there's going to be a bit more humour and a cohesive story.

Affleck's remark, "I'm real when it's useful," at first sight adheres to the postmodern solipsistic and relativistic modes. This is confirmed by Terrio when questioned about his research for Justice League, which included "red- and blueshifts in physics". However, on further inspection, Affleck's comment simultaneously reinspects Husserl's and Wittgenstein's "form of life". This invariably leads to a more pragmatic worldview, as Pierce declares "Consider the practical effects of the objects of your conception. Then, your conception of those effects is the whole of your conception of the object."
Affleck further confirms the pragmatic totality when approaching Miller and Momoa:
>"So you're fast."
>"You can talk to fish."
Reality as it operates in Snyder films, isn't subservient to language, they work in tandem. This leads as back to Eastern philosophy, the Hinduist Guru Mantra becomes another mythopoetical jigsaw piece in the totality of Justice League. As Brody succintly observed, "Even at his most pedestrian or bombastic, Snyder makes a far more engaging film than Christopher Nolan (an executive producer of “Batman v Superman”) ever did—because Nolan presumes to know and to show, whereas Snyder wants to see. Even his slender philosophical world seems like he’s discovering it, not delivering it."

>No, that's what you wanted

Not really, no. I wanted a darker tone than Marvel, but still not taking itself so seriously that it's more hilarious than any quip Marvel could muster.

The trailer just makes me think Marvel. And if I want to watch a Marvel movie, I'll wait for Doctor Strange.

What is CIA's power?

I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

>being this involved in summer popcorn capeshits
pepe pls

...

Well he's not really a guy as much as part of a guy.

>previous 2 films were torn apart for being humourless.
from absolute retards maybe. The real reason why BvS wasn't well received was because of the flawed writing and dialogue.

Christ, its already started. The over-analyzation of the DC Quips have begun. Now that DC has gone quip, we'll have threads about how their quips are better than Marvel's

Jesus Christ, capeshit is literally ruining this fucking board along with porn and cunny threads.

>flawed writing and dialogue.
this

Flight.

I forgot that only Marvel movies can try to be funny

Well I fries I guess the film ain't for you buddy

took the b8 m8

Did they hire Joss Whedon to punch up the script?

Selective Photographic memory relating only to flight plans

The issue is "m8", that people will see this and ironically keep reposting it or making their own versions of it. Then retards will start to unironically start to parrot it till it becomes a meme then the norm.

That's how the BvS is a misunderstood masterpiece shit began.

HIYAI!?!

H-HAYAI

Catching a batarang wouldn't be that impressive to be honest. Some Batman villains might even be able to do that already. Batman himself probably can do it.

get rekt pleb, this isn't the board for you

Yes, but the probably not become invisible to the naked eye while generating lighting bolts while doing it.

Observation.

A civilian catching it from 12ft very away with no warning is pretty impressive 2bh

But BvS IS a misunderstood masterpiece.

The many pundits that harshly criticised it didn't understand the Martha moment, and worst of all, rated it as a Superhero movie instead of a political thriller with superheroes

>Left makes no money and is beloved by angry faggots with stunted mental development and daddy issues.

>Right makes a lot of money and is beloved by a lot of normal people and successful celebrities.

Yeah this seems accurate.

Normies also enjoy TBBT

>things are only worthwhile if normies love it
How come this only happens in the television board

Sup Forums hates normie music. Sup Forums hates normie vidya. /lit/ hates normie books.

But Sup Forums loves the dick off of Marvel, BrBa, Sopranos and Star Wars.

Sup Forums is the worst board for a reason

whedon must be rolling in his grave right now

If you love normie shit so much GO BACK

GO BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

You fucking won Marveldrones.
Are you happy now?
You turned actually interesting superhero films into generic quipfests.
The true visionary of blockbusters had to succumb to the reddit crowd due to their toxic uneducated critisism.
The action instead of resembling renaissance paintings, will take place in a shitty mall or something.

You deserve nothing less than hell.

FUCK YOU

and it's going to be the most popular DCU movie by a fucking mile

They finally accepted that funny one liners are what normies want

Marvel will always be shit compared to the god-tier DC.

I'm so fucking mad right now. Marvel fans are orgasming at their so-called "kino" while us true kino lovers know that DC will always be the better. I have expected Marvel to fail like they always do. But this time, they're trying to one up us. But they will fail. They will always fall short of true kino that is DC. Marvelfags just love disease-ridden, quip-infested orgies that always happen in their shitty movies. I can't wait for the day that Marveldrones would cry in their sleep through their miserable fucking lives about their shitty little "muh visuals" flick that is Doctor Strange. And I can't wait to rejoice and laugh at their fucking faces about their inferiority to DC. I'll fucking spit at them if I want to. No remorse for Marveldrones, for degenerates. I'm fucking mad about this shitty Doctor Strange, an irrelevant superhero in the world compared to actual remembered superheroes like Superman or Batman. Hell, Doctor Strange is a weak-assed faggot who can't do shit. I'm just so fucking mad at Marvelfaggots right now. All the praise these jewfucks have been getting pisses me off so much.

jesus christ, it's a trailer. it's supposed to get the normies on board. that's the point. it doesn't mean the actual movie is going to be an arrows in the quiver, comebacks in the quipper capeshit mess.

>beloved by a lot of normal people and successful celebrities..

>Marvel fans are orgasming at their so-called "kino"

How's your first day at Sup Forums been?

Really, all of you capeshit faggots need to fuck off back to Sup Forums. Marvel nu-males at least know when to shut the fuck up and stop spamming threads about their flicks.

Underrated

>h-he's fast!

People love quips, they forgive otherwise atrocious shit if it's slightly funny

see AoU or CW

It's in all likelihood inspired by this version of JL from the late 80s. It's up to you whether you find it funny, but for a couple of years, that whole JL run and a few spin-offs were grounded in an attempt to be comic.

If you like comic books and their film adaptations, but you're too young to remember this series, I'd recommend reading the trade collections, which are still in print. This might make the comedic elements in the upcoming film funny, or at least understandable.

>flawed writing and dialogue
2deep4u

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