Book a hotel room

>book a hotel room
>walk in
>see this
>wat do?

See THIS what do?

Get on the phone with the front desk immediately.
I ordered them bound and gagged, what else do I tip them for

Good answer

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

wonder why my hotel room looks like a lil girls room

Rape them of course.

SEE this WHAT do?

damn why is she the next disney whore

Give them extra chocolate, tell them they should keep door locked when parents aren't there. leave extra towel, leave.

Convert to Islam

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nice try fbi i'm not falling for your shit

Solicit them for sex, then fuck them until I need a wheel chair to get around.

If they say no, rape them and then cross the border into Mexico. Bringing them with me of course, for further rapage.

two types of people
checked.

I would stick my finger between the arch of her foot and her shoe.

bit extreme, user.

try to reattach.

Why, or

>>what took so long?

What else am I supposed to do if they say no? NOT fuck them?

call room service for two bowls of eggs

Hello ladies could I interest you in some wine coolers.

Now THAT is Snak-fu

Claim the reward money for finding madeline mccann and offer them the other girl half price to make up for all them years

make the sweeeet love

Put my saw and box away then leave the room and reconsider my career as a magician

well..
"unzip pants"

>unzips dick

>>mmff
>>mmmmfff!

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Install Gentoo

open the bar, these stupid bitches will pay for it, they must have booked the room.