/turnleft/ - AAA Texas 500

Green Flag: 2:16 pm

Race Length: 334 laps - 501 Miles - 806 Km

Chase Standings:
1. Jimmie Johnson (W) 4044 points
2. Denny Hamlin -5
3. Matt Kenseth -5
4. Kyle Busch -7
5. Joey Logano -11
6. Kevin Harcuck -23
7. Kurt Busch -25
8. Carl Edwards -39

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>Texass

>Danica will never ride you reverse cowgirl

I haven't watched Nascar in a long time and I don't recognize most of these names. Who should I be routing for?

>it's a "Brad talks about concussions" episode

Kurt Busch.

wag1 lads

Anyone that isn't Hamlin, Kenseth, Kyle Busch, or Carl Edwards.

>Elliot Saddler not in top 8

nth for who bitches about the MAGA car so that we know who to gas

Based Chase, Larson, and Landon

Team Krut reporting in...

Sadly, I think Jimmie is going to win this one....this track is basically his bitch.

>muh God

Phantom is best planefu

Raining

I'd be alright with this ending up being a night race

>danica has time for a quickie

>want to shitpost TMS food abominations

running out of hard drive space for all this shit

>you will never pay $200 per person for a luxury suite
>you will never sit in the cool AC, watching Kyle Busch wins lol will eating your very own TMS luxury TV dinner

>you will never wash it down with the most refreshing Hawg Heaven Bacon Cotton Candy Martini

>Hungry Fan

>you will never put two wieners in one of Danica's buns at the the same time

>You wanna put that wiener where!?

fuck gossage, fix this track

Whatever happened to the beer sponsors? Didn't there used to be a Budweiser car and a Coors lite car? You would think there would be a Jack Daniels car or a Captain Morgan's car now. Did the rules or laws change about that kind of thing since I last watched?

Harvick is running a Busch livery this weekend. Keselowski primarily runs Miller Lite also

??

vote for trump

i dont want danica in that car

a woman belongs in the home, making food and meals, anything else should result in two black eyes and a pitty fuck

a woman is less smart than a man, and we, as men should be able to claim our mates for life

I think they realized people are gonna drink beer regardless of if the name is on a car

>fucking rain

why did i even wake up

1/10

made me reply

>2011+5
>replying to low-quality obvious bait

dude xD u sound alpha I agree with u like a real man

based Sam hyde would agree bro

i mean, i want to be able to go into a car, find a woman i like, and put a leash on her and go "YOU'RE MINE NOW, LETS FUCK" take her home, and lock her in the kitchen

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

you forgot your pic m80

>that is on a jappy jap ricebox

i want Sorensen to sit in prison for that

Trump will ban toyota from NASCAR

and demand that dodge re-join

i hate toyota, i saw a Toyota tundra, i drive a diesel pickup, and know what? MY CUMMINS IS BETTER THAN ANY CHEAP NIP TRUCK

is Trump gonna ask for the money back on Wednesday?

>thinking he actually sponsored them

Premium just slapped the logos on the cars and are doing this

>For Free

there's no money from the Trump Campeign at all

that car is Unsponsored, the entry list literally says "Trump/Unsponsored"

How long will these jet dryers take? Do I have time to watch something else I recorded?

yes, 1 hr at least

I like Sorenson. I really like him, I really do, and all of Premium Motorsports. I give major props to those guys, they're great guys and they really do a great job. And I know what it is to be "premium."

NASCAR has issues. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. We have issues here, big league. And it's about those Toyotas. They come in here, and take wins away from hard-working American manufacturers. When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Victory Lane? It's ridiculous.

I will stop Toyota from entering NASCAR until we figure out what is going on. We will ban Toyota, and Joe Gibbs is going to pay for it

...

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why can't Pontiac come back into NASCAR?

i just bought a 2010 Grand Prix the other day

they still exist!

Because they died for GM's sins.

>tfw no more Pontiac Excitement

>who here ragsinabox?

>you are now aware that Pontiac made a cringe-worthy concept video for what is basically an over-glorified GEO Tracker

youtube.com/watch?v=1MrIv1JDlhg

>Heart of a true champion
>16 valves

kek

Rolling for first caution

always

>you will never eat your breakfast off a rag

>people taking shit off of it

is like the white version of a car being parted out in the hood?

GARDEN HOSE!

jesus fucking christ, GM, just because you could, doesn't mean you should have

jesus christ, that is so bad

look at this one, and cringe harder

youtube.com/watch?v=Z9R1bvIXPkQ

>no salsa
kill yourself

rolling for winner

Reroll

re-roll

COME ON TRUMP CAR

>re-re-roll

Fuck, Reroll

>36

Fuck it, I'll roll

watch this

praise kek
>rolling for winner

Last Time Fuckers

>reroll

HOW LONG CAN THEY TALK ABOUT CONCUSSIONS? HOT DAMN

STOP

no

Blame TMS, when we were at Talladega I could only find 1 good pic

Let me show you how its done, rolling for winner

If I ever hit the Powerball I will pay to have a team run that bumper scheme in a NASCAR race

If Reddit can do it, so can you

Nothing says winner like this Hawg Heaven BBQ Melt, available in the main grandstand concourse, near Gate 4. Your wallet will feel like a winner too, with this delicious sandwich topping out at just $12

It was $50,000 to run a full scheme for PPR that year

I figure I could get that bumper scheme on a car for around $10,000

Just out of curiosity, how much money does it take to be the primary sponsor for a car?

>iRenter

lmao

depends on the team and the driver in question

It's six figures for the top teams per race for primary sponsorship

It's 5 figures per race for primary sponsorship of one of the low tier teams

There aren't too many teams around in NSCS that will run just a bumper anymore.

TMG, maybe, but they clearly can't make a superspeedway race where it might get some airtime.

read the file name, fambly.

>Ford guy plays vidya
is he our guy?

rolling for winner

>playing a close to be 14 year old game with a bunch of poor losers and boomers on windows XP's

no one is going to play nr2003 with you, james, rFactor, maybe,

you got banned from iRacing for picking fights with nim on the forums, and starting deliberate shitpost threads, and you're salty

no, iRacing is not the best out there, but, it's the only one that has a decent online racing system that isn't filled with pre-pubescent squeakers

Hey lads, I was just playing dodgeball with some guys in my fraternity. What have I missed?

>thinks im that austiic faggot james
>thinks i play ancient nr2003

Rain

>NASCAR Heat: Evolotion
>good

pick one, only one, i rented it from a redbox because i was curious, the physics are god awfull and it's literally a re-skin of NASCAR Heat: 2002 a game from two gens ago

i returned it a day later

>hurr, renting

i usually rent games before I buy them, that way i don't get buyers remorse,

the same reason you test drive a car before you buy it

I still play NR2003 once in a while
I've got the ini files to where the racing is pretty close to what you see with this year's Gen6 package
The community is a shadow of what it once was, but there is enough new content being created to keep it interesting

well, james usually does that shit

and yes, he was banned from iRacing for baiting the mods into a fight, got his forum account banned and he was suspended from the service for 6 months and suddenly hates it

he was also a fag on track, if you were better than him he would moan over the voice chat

ah yes autistic /o/ faggots that probably don't drive shit up another motorsports related thread with their video game faggotry on Sup Forums. now we just need a few trips to join in

>its a we pretend any racing game outside of the Forza series matters
LOL

>The community is a shadow of what it once was

last i checked (a year ago) the only league still using it is Openspeedway, which is a joke in and of itself

everyone has either moved to rFactor 2's stock car mod (which is legit fun by the way) or iRacing

>rFactor 2's stock car mod
is the ai decent?

>Forza

oh you mean the game that squeakers play while they pretend to be police officers?

Source: my 11 year nephew does this, he paints up the crown vic and joins 3 other squeakers and they go into "police chases" with randoms in freemode on horizon 2

yeah, it actually is

>Forza Horizon series
>mattering

Horizon was just their response to "the crew" popularity,

Forza Motorsport is legit, and the NASCAR DLC is fun

>average autistic iRacing Stockholm syndrome patient

> isn't filled with pre-pubescent squeakers
I thought you were talking about iRacing

>rfactor ai
No

>comparing Forza Horizon, the GTA of the Forza franchise, to the legit racing game that is Forza Motorsport

speaking of GTA! i remember when it came out that /ovg/ used to have impromptu meets throughout the map, do they still do this?

we need a new thread this one is ruined

...

Nope, now it's ruined.

>actually racing in the bottom split

yeah, bottom split is gonna have that issue

get gud


we're in a rain delay, and i'm not even watching the NBC feed, because they are literally just killing time, my PRN affliate already went back to a Husker talkshow re-run, (it's a sports talk station)

we need to give these vidyafags the boot

Officials channel: if we dont get the race in by 7:30 track time (Central Standard Time) the race will be run tommorow at 11 AM

the track has lights, so if we have to, we will go night racing

this piece of shit race isnt going to happen

nascar.com/weather.html

Officials channel: race postponed

race will go green at 11am track time tommorow, race will be live on NBCSN