She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Put it in her butt.

Harpoon her, render blubber into oil, sell meat to japanese.

tie a plank across my ass

go in dry

heh cause shes fat. like whale

I want her to hotdog (it's like a tit-fuck but with the ass-cheeks) me.

stop posting this thread if you ain't got more than that one pic

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This ride has a weight limit, honey.

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Challenge her to a match to the death

damn. that bitch could ride me all night!

and by all night, i mean the two minutes in which it would take me to cum.

id prolly fuck her, since im a fat, unattractive basement dweller with a tiny penis, and i dont exactly have women throwing themselves at me on a daily basis.

This guy's not even trying.

SHOOT THAT POON WITH A HARPOON

Run

lol is he even in?

He should slamming his meat hard to her with the force of a bucking bronco.

Considering your desire, you'd likely mount her multiple times.

good lord willing.

Ironically my desire for fat women motivates me to get to bodybuilder-tier shape, so I could fuck a fat woman without breaking a sweat.

kinda funny you mention it. i'm supposed to sign back up at the gym this weekend. any tips?

Throw a porkchop infront of her and then leg it.

Well, if you intend to ride fatties, I'd go for strength and stamina.

A lot of humping-power comes from the lower body.

Escape by walking away at a moderate pace.

>pl-plz sit on my face

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Damn. Bitch can take a bath and come out with a dry pussy.

dem traps, must be from all the fridge shoulder shrugs

Now that you mention it, she does have impressive traps considering they show up.