What's your excuse for not going /nofap/?

What's your excuse for not going /nofap/?

Daily reminder that porn is what's wrong with you, not because it is some construct of the devil, not even because it was started by jews, but because you're wired to get addicted to it. There's no beating it, there's no self control. Understand you must eradicate it.

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Also for any shitty troll attempts: don't bother, I'm on Sup Forums because I've gotten past it and want to help others get past it as well.

actually, I've been struggling to do this for a few weeks now. I masturbate a few times a day. And I noticed it's getting really hard to come. I mean like, I often don't finish, because I just can't reach orgasm. And if I want to finish, I have to be really rough and fast with my hands.

Now, I have a new gf (10/10) for a few weeks, and I'm not able to cum while having sex, nor bj , nor anal etc. And that is really frustrating. There is just not enough friction, speed, etc.

This makes me think that I must have masturbated every sensitivity out of my dick.

I think the only solution is to go cold turkey, cut the porn, don't touch my dick except for washing, to regain my normal sensitivity and being able to cum while having normal sex.

Do it then, you know it must be done.

It often helps to tell your partner about it as well, even if it's hard, just so she knows what's going on. Remember: it's not your fault, it's societies fault.

ive actually never fapped in my bedroom. im always jacking off in front of my computer in the living room.

>living room

I tried this shit thinking a lot of things would change, that i would be so horny I would start talking to girls because I just HAD to have sexual relief. Nope, nothing really changed, still beta. Of course you are horny all the time but it wasn't that big of a difference. Longest I went was 1 month without coming (not even in my dreams if I recall correctly)

whats wrong with that?

>>but because you're wired to get addicted to it. There's no beating it, there's no self control.

And if you aren't addicted to it? Not everyone is completely spineless without control over their own actions. If someone wants to watch porn a few times a week who the fuck cares.

I did. Actually, I have always had this "problem" that it takes much longer than the average joe for me to come when having sex. The women never complained ofc.

So I always told my gfs from the beginning that it takes longer for me - but in the last 2-3 years this became a "sometimes I don't finish, this is not your fault then, I just wanted to tell you up front".

And I don't want this. This is not how I imagine my sex life at all. It's just hard to resist this urge to fap. Even though I know it's worth it. And I want it do it for her, to be honest.

It's a common misconception that /nofap/ gives you some sort of superpowers, but what it really gives you is time, time to fix those other things, time that must be spent wisely.

It's not a be all end all for life, but the start of it.

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Read the article my boy. "A few times a week" sounds like addiction to me, and if you say you aren't addicted then why are you on this thread?

Good luck. Just remember that porn is worst than fapping by a large margin, but to ensure a quicker reset I'd recommend noporn nosex (if your loved one is up for it), and nofapping mode for 90 days or so.

takes me 5 min to fap man, still plenty of time to fix things

Thanks man, I really want to overcome this.
Maybe I start by deleting my 250gigs of porn. I deleted already 250gigs last week, dunno, as a 'start' I guess.

Living rooms are generally out in the open area of the house. We are assuming you live with your parents.

>There's no beating it

nope. single bedroom apartment.

by myself.


forever alone.

why not fap to no porn then
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I almost envy you. I'm the other extreme, I cum so quickly it's insane. No fap would just make ti even worse (I only jack off a couple times a week max anyway) I'd rather have it your way

I don't even jerk off in my bedroom anyway

oh and why I don't do nofap? because I'm hedonistic, so I do what I want.

I will not fap unless its finishing on a black girls back from now on. good luck Sup Forumsros

About the same here. I was jittery and a bit anxious after like two weeks. Actually I was less confident than before.

I know that I have a very rare condition with this, and that the opposite is much more often the case (like you experience it), but I have to say the same - I really envy guys that cum in like a few minutes / seconds, I really wish I could just switch. I think that it must be much easier to hold back the orgasm, than to work for it that much. Even the tiniest distraction on my way to climax can bring me off, and have to work back again.

It's just sad when you can not come, AGAIN. And on long terms, this becomes frustrating for the woman, too. Also, quickies are really out of the picture (at least when the goal is, that the man finishes).

I have nocturnal emissions if I don't jerk off every few days.

I don't know how you guys could keep from having them...

One question... how do you avoid all the porn threads on Sup Forums?

>I think that it must be much easier to hold back the orgasm
because you're on the other side of the fence.

lol for premature ejaculators, it's the absolute lack of control. one tiny distraction may prevent you from coming, whereas one tiny movement (when you're nearing climax) could easily set them off.

funny enough, premature ejaculation is much more common because it has been reinforced by it's most obvious evolutionary advantage. quick mating. lasting longer has only been a recent development in human history, due to a number of variables, one of which probably being the weight of the woman's desires against the man's becoming more substantial over the years.

but either way, don't feel bad. blame your ancestors.

don't go on Sup Forums. how is that hard to understand?

or just start looking at trap threads to quell your boner, until it starts having the opposite effect.

Oh, like that is possible. Sup Forums is the only place where I am accepted for the social reject I am.

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Seriously, it's mostly horny high school guys here. There are other boards for wacky hijinks.

it sounds more like Sup Forums is the only place you accept.

lol the internet is so vast you couldn't possibly visit every site within a lifetime. Sup Forums is not the only thing on the internet.

It's interesting to hear from the 'other side', for me it's really hard to imagine that.

it's just, I can't really find anything that helps me with this situation. I have google a few times, how to overcome this. But I can't really find any threads where guys don't come, or take really long. The only things I can find are for guys who are circumsized on how to get more sensitivity to the tip with creams and stuff, but I'm not circumsized and my tip actually is really sensitive. So I think, I really have to cut masturbating (at least on this frequency) to have any chance to change something.

newfag can't triforce

I fap a lot, i don't need porn to do it... can't stop..

Ok help me out then
I am self diagnosed with hypersexuality
Anything and everything gets me horny easily
I usually masturbate 3-7 times a day

It's effecting my life lot
I am lazy, and always tired
I think of things sexually plenty of times
I can't study and it makes me procrastinate
I have tried so many things but it seems to be a habit I can't shake off (no pun intended )

Stop being gay and you should be ok

I have a girlfriend.

Easy for you to say. You probably like Windows 10 and whatever games you guys play in 2017. Meanwhile I am pretty much alone with my obsession with getting a high end rig to play Elder Scrolls Arena.

But I like being a gaymer! I can't help it, it is what I am!

Implying we have gaming rooms, dining rooms, sex rooms and personal storage rooms separately from the bedroom.

We... we don't?

How come I fap like twice a month and I'm still broken inside?

>high end rig to play Elder Scrolls Arena.

you can play that on a 98. what the fuck are you talking about.

Have doctors rebuild the foreskin that priest bit off. That'll fix you right up.

first rule of good movies = fight club wasnt one of them

i fap twice as much per day, I'm educated, been in hetero relationships with thin above average attractivness women since adulthood life, i work out and practice a martial art...

Something else boke you Sup Forumsro

I know, but I can experience it better on a GTX Titan 7700k.

Says the guy who probably love harry potter and Twilight

newforce can't trifag

u deserve a cookie for this reply, 10/10

actually i'm an old fag and the edge factor meant nothing to me since i was an adult. and dont have kids and not a pedo so dont know shit about potter.

I have a feeling you haven't really tried playing any old-school games on your newer machines... because they don't make them look any better. typically it comes with more bugs and you gotta revert your computer with compatibility mode most times anyways, reducing color schemes and resolutions to the point that your high end cards are more hindrance than help

I'm not circumsized at all, that's (sadly) not where this is coming from.

He might be in Elder Scrolls Arena. I will ask the locals for you.

I fap maybe once or twice a week and going a couple weeks without isn't uncommon. I havent had sex since Dec 2014 because I can't get it up and if I do I rarely cum so sexual conquest is all but absent in my daily thoughts.

Fat aspie so my prospects are slim to begin with. If you're trying to do the same stick with it, makes edging a lot more pleasurable and rewarding.

Yes, but you get to livestream them. You can't do that in a weak rig or one from 98.

I'm sure you get tons of hits livestreaming Arena...

I generally don't get anyone in my chat. Still, I like the potential that at any moment I can get famous for trying to defeat Jagar Tharn.

Sounds to me like you're gay. Try fapping to gay porn or fucking bussy instead and see how long you last.

I can promise you I'm 100% into women, there is no way I could even get hard watching gay porn

10/10?
pics or didn't happen

I'm getting hard to you talking about gay porn... does that make me gay?

>and practice a martial art...
HAHA you almost got me, nice one Sup Forumsro

Don't use fight club to push your retarded cult.

Been there, done that. Nofap is a stupid cult
>It turns out (OMG) masturbation is healthy

why is Sup Forums so full of faggots? i think they should all be killed/deported

Same here, Sup Forumsro.

I fap everyday and work for a fortune 500 company. So suck my fish smelling dick.

Yeah...I agree
starting with you

Is true that if a dont masturbate my testosterone will go up?

Dont wear condoms idiots
I have no problem cummin inside my gf raw pussy

>2017
>falling for the nofap meme

yeah, 10/10, and I'm not showing her off, too recognizable by her tattoos, some of her friends are lurking here, too. not gonna risk this relationship for you guys, sorry

found the faggot!

Short term - goes up
long term - goes down

>asking on Sup Forums for truth
>12 yo user kys

I don't. I get a floppy with condoms within 2-3 minutes. Still, the problem persists.

fuckin' block everything out but her face then if you're worried about tattoo recognition

Have a couple drinks and try that again.

Why do you hang out at a place full of faggots?

go die in a fire, faggot

well on th other hand not masturbating for like a month isnt unhealthy either.

because they disgust me and its fun to spread hatred towards them.

eat zinc supps. 90% of males have too low zinc levels, which lead to ~25% of the testosterone levels. So, just by getting your zinc levels up, you can get much higher testosterone levels.

because you think her friends won't recognize her by her face smarty?

i could get shitfaced beyond believe and I wouldn't be able to do anything gay-related. Plus, I don't drink for about 6 years now.

>TRIGGERED

Grats on the no drinking, but something is wrong, and it's probably your latent homosexuality.

Way to go, turn that self loathing outward to the world.

nothing is triggered except the mutation in your brain causing you to find men attractive sexually. did you get touched by your dad/brother as a kid?

Thanks, had to quit it for my therapy (anxiety disorder) 6yrs ago, and just kept it that way, and never missed anything to be honest. I do have non-alcoholic beers for the taste on occasions, that's about it.

I'd rather put my money on my way-above-average masturbation frequency and porn consumption than any surpressed gay tendencies. I am a very sexually open person, I've done a lot of things and considered even more, but gay stuff just isn't my thing. I have always been into women, and always will be, men just do not attract me at all, and I could never suck a dick, or kiss a bearded face or something.

I fap in the living room and in my bedroom. And I still live with my parents.

>literally can't stop being triggered

Oh well, I tried.

lel
maybe you'll get the AIDS someday. god-willing

Thanks, I appreciate any sincere help here, even thinking outside of the box.

Is summer early 'round here?

>outside of the box

oh I get it

its nice in summer. i like to go to the pool. haha

i only fap in the kitchen and in my parents bedroom when they sleep.

I tried multiple times but Inguess that I'm just to weak. You know what, I'm gonna start again

I want to believe that Sup Forums isn't taken over by mentally ill

You better beliebe it

It can't be done. I can go 2 days at the most. Its like my penis and my hand have like magnets in them. If I am semi-alone they just happen to come together and one thing leads to another next thing you know I am watching videos of girls shitting in diapers.

pool's closed

I did a /nospank/ last month. I went an entire month without being spanked.

Bullshit. I've been fapping nearly every day since I was about and sometimes as hard as you've mentioned. I've been married for 6 months. And very rarely do I have difficulty busting a nut. And if I do, I usually don't have my head in the game. And in terms of porn, I started fapping before I had fap material. So about 97% of the time that I fap, there's no porn used.

Than again we're all different. Different strokes and all (no pun intended).