"i'm a raiders fan!"

>"i'm a raiders fan!"
>not in a gang

>"I'm a Seahawks fan!"
>isn't a cumeating faggot

>"I'm a 49ers fan!"
>doesn't support isis

>nflel

>"I'm a rams fan!"
>not a chicano

Why are flyover cucks so obsessed with the Best Coast

>best coast
>full of spics, niggers, and hippies

The best part of the US is the north east, specifically new england.

Best colleges, most wealth, high population of white people, low crime, 4 seasons.

Stay mad hippy.

northern new england. southern new england is full of white trash and spics

>"i'm a iggles fan!"
>not built like EDP

>Vermont
>no hippies

>northeast

good joke there lil white boi

>"I'm a >Schalke fan!"
>not an unemployed, delusional alcoholic

>"I'm a Broncos fan!"
>not a complete faggot cocksucker

>"I'm a Falcons fan!"
>isn't black

Objectively the best part of the country is the western US between the west coast states and the Dakota - Oklahoma line of states

>"I'm a Chargers fan!"
>has friends

> I'm American!
> is white

>Go Doyers
>from Riverside

>"I'm a seahawks fan!"
>isn't even american

save me from my people

>"i'm a vikings fan"!
>isnt german

Seems acceptable if they're in BC though

>"I'm a Vikings fan!"
>hasn't committed suicide

>I'm a Jaguars fan
>said no one ever

>"i'm a saints fan!"
>isn't the a priest

>"I'm a Redskins fan!"
>doesn't graverob native american burial grounds

vancouver
I don't find it acceptable 2bh
>half of the daily local sports reporting is about the seahawks
>they didn't even play that day
at least the "us 12s" thing has died down a bit

yeah but they dont have the dankest breakfast burritos

>"I'm a Saints fan!"
>Isn't drowned

>high population of cucked white people

>"I'm a Texans fan!"
>born in Guatemala

>"I'm a Giants fan"
>knows who the head coach is

>"I'm a Cubs fan!"
>since Oct 2016

>"I'm a Cowboys fan"
>isn't riding a horse

>"I'm a Lions fan!"
>Isn't white

>"I'm a Chargersfan!"
>didn't commit suicide

>"i'm a Panthers fan!"
>exists

>I'm a cowboys fans
>ins't a 70 year old army vet republican

Ontario here


Who the fuck am I supposed to support besides the dodgers? L.A is 30 minutes away

>I'm a cowboys fan!
>actually lives in Dallas

>I'm a Steelers fan
>doesn't take big fat dicks up the ass

>giants, cowboys and saints are my second teams
>isnt black

so the rockies?

I'm a raiders fan and I have never even met a Mexican

>full of carpetbaggars liberal commies
>best

>Im a Packers Fan!
>Isnt sleeping with his sister

>vermont

I dont live there, im not poor.

Not living with a waterfront view of the ocean. KEK. Stay poor and uneducated, NIGGER.

>implying my family and I are retards (liberals).
>implying the town i live in isnt republican
>he lives in the south

Laughing.

>Attends a university with no football team
>Supports the closest school with a team during football seaspn

>"I'm a Man Utd fan!"
>doesn't consume

>doesnt attend an ivy league school on a full ride
>thinks hes not a giant retard.