Lets compare lives Sup Forums

Lets compare lives Sup Forums

>24 yo male
>fucked one woman
>married
>2 little girls
>british benefits
>assburger syndrome (shit sticks)
>depressed and bored all time
>no social life, friends and fat wife

what about you Sup Forums?

> 24
> security guard at private university
> recently dumped by ex
> play vidya and jerk off a lot
> thinking about getting a snake

>26 yo male
>fucked five women
>two relationships
>three very complicated and regretful events
>regret the relationships too
>unemployed and depressed
>best friend has the same first name as me
>Only friend who gets how much of a b/tard fag I really am
>dozens and dozens of "friends"

>28
> fucked exactly 22 women
>single
>'merican
>ADD/ dont give a shit syndrom
>i have friends
> hate my job
>gf is foreign and english is elementary level

sounds like a good job, sure id switch. Sounds like your paycheck is worth it bro.

22 women? At the same time?
Were they all elementary school (level)?

what is the key to your success? Is it purely looks? Or is it just your attitude towards people thar has the bitches queing up?

lol hope theyre not all on here. Sup Forums will never be friends, only brothers. dont worry bro, i spend at least 2 hours a day here. Sorry for your relationships, wish u luck in futures. theyre whores bro.

sounds hot. kek. what did u expect? its Sup Forums yummy.

loli harem? Never heard of it.

I'd be very, very surprised if they didn't think that everybody on Sup Forums was "the great triggering army" or whatever SJW retards believe.

>18 male
>fucked 4 women
>In a proper relationship but I ain't no cuck and go out and flirt when I want. She's cool with this
>Currently studying Politics at a university
>Went to private school
>Family are fucking loaded
>Destined for greatness, at least in my head
>Work at a garden centre in my time off
>Once saved someone's life

elaborate on "saved someone's life".

>28 years old
>BA and MA degrees
>shitty minimum wage job
>fucked 27 women but never had a girlfriend
>crippling depression
>training Judo and BJJ 7 days a week because it's the only thing that makes me not want to kill myself
>alcoholic
>think about killing myself every day

It's not quite as glamorous as the concept sounds. My brother was choking whilst we were on holiday and I did some abdominal thrusts to get him to spit the furball (yeah I know what a strange thing to have in his throat. He has no idea how it got in there or at least he won't say) out. No one else around was able to do it and my dad rushed to grab me - I was chilling in a shop a bit back - as I did first aid at school

>22 y/o male
>fucked 17 women
>Single
>1 daughter
>Bipolar
>Angry and depressed
>No social life. Literally have not a single friend. Babymomma that I love is a slut

how are you so good with the girls when u have crippling depression?

ok im willing to do you a favour op

im willing to fuck her so you have an excuse to dump her and your shitty life

where in uk are you

>how are you so good with the girls when u have crippling depression?

Because I think of most women as just being a pair of tits and a vagina (while at the same time wanting a pure virginal waifu). Women like men who treat them like a piece of shit, slutty women are looking to be used and abused

I'll fuck her too.
Who's paying for my plane ticket?

> 18 year old male
> Fucked 2 women
> Military
> Decently attractive
> Fucking insanely hot gf, very innocent, will never get cheated on
> Pretty awesome social life back home, not as good where I currently live but decent

>24 male
>about to be done school to be a teacher
>gf has house, is a teacher, hot, sex on the reg
>little to no job prospects
>36000 dollars in debt
>smoke lots of weed
>currently in adderall withdrawal
>pretty happy generally
>no mental illness
>trying to get buff
>most people i meet seem to like me or think im funny
>not a dad

why did you marry so young you stupid idiot and why did you marry a fatty

>23
>fucked 20 women
>depressed
>alcoholic with alcoholic family
>father died when i was 15
>BA in economics
>had a job in a consultancy but it went bankrupt, now unemployed

>24
>Fucked between 40-50 Girls (Sounds like Troll but is unfortunately legit)
>Had 2 Relationships Ever
>Use to be 104kg after high school
>Weigh 84kg and very muscular after 6 years of Gym
>Finsihing University this year
>Have Friends
>Slight Rage Issues
>Balding (been shaving head since 22, doesn't hurt chances with ladies as much as you might think)
>No Kids
>Traveled a Bit
>Live in AUS

>>Live in AUS
condolences

Jesus, all you niggers have fucked seven thousand women. How do you do it?

>Military
>Will never get cheated on

Kek.

Ask your Sergeants about this, son.

>27 male
>9 plus 1 Prostitute.
>Engaged
>2 cats
>Oil rich country
>Insomnia (fk man I have 12 hour job a day I need to fkin rest)
>Moved in with soon to be wife. Already seeing less sex.
>have a secret chamber room where I fap, use toys and watch porn. Things I have to do just to keep me sane

>17
>Virgin

Coast Guard my bud

Whoops, see other reply to my post

>22 yo male
>fucked 2 women
>in a relationship the last 2.5 years
>no kids thank christ
>amerifat (not fat though, really skinny)
>2nd semester senior, just coasting/smoking weed all the time
>play a lot of isaac/league (secret autist)
>anyone else here play binding of isaac?

MODS MODS MODS

Oh, my bad. I thought you said military.

being a sociopath helps, i spent nights getting drunk and practicing mysmilein front of the mirror

>27
>single virgin
>tinnitus fucking up my mental life
>can't lift because bad back
>no friends
>still living at home
>can't even work up the courage to kill self

I kek'd

I can do that.

Kek. I saved someone from drowning. All I had in return was disapproval how I mouth to mouth and breast fondling cpr their daughter, thats how they interpreted it but sure man

well do it, honestly, im chubby and got a decent looking face but i hate myselfe, just gt drunk and be self confident, my fam hates meand im smashed right now, lifes easier when ur drunk and girls are cheap, as long as u believe it, they will

>19 yo male
>fucked two girls
>one is current GF
>have friends who grow weed
>a security guard
>rich parents
>money
>town full of sand niggers
Hate my life

This always made my blood boil, be a socially akward depressed person, and still you choose to marry and have children?

why the fuck. dont you think your mindsett and behaviour will affect the children?

turning them into depressed fuckups too.

all i know is that i'm a terrible human being and wish i would disappear

Hey man, I'm drunk right now too.
I'm also a huge fuck up and my family also hates me. I feel you.

Damn you kids are depressing
>54 Male
>More than I can count, but mostly escorts
>Married, we both have 6 figure incomes
>2 kids, one in University and one about to go
>Former sex addict, finally have grown out of the chase
>Pretty happy, wish I was young again but not obsessed with
>My job and family are my social life
In your 20's? You should be having the time of your life. Stop playing videos games, get in shape and do something to improve yourselves

>29 yo male
>Fucked 5 women
>Married
>No kids (but three money. Actually, way more that three money)
>US Military benefits (with no danger of being shot! Guess the branch! Inb4 welfare queen speech. )
>Absurd amount of depression, but motherfucking defence mechanisms built up like an impenetrable wall
>Love my wife who is smart as fuck, but miss friends back home. Substitute friends with dog. Life is pretty good.

>18 y/o male
>virgin
>single
>law student
>asperger's
>less depressed than I used to be
>social life has improved since I started university
>writing a book

>25
>15 ish different girls fucked
> currently in on off 8 year relationship
>no known kids
>northern irish so little to no job opportunities local
>moving to Australia in July for a couple years in the hope of travelling further thereafter

escorts don't count

Tell us your secrets, papa.

they do doe, its still pussy (or ass)

> 22 male
> freshly graduated engineer
> korean girlfriend, but I'm in Europe and she is still studying in Korea
> decently handsome
> feel lonely as shit, so having fun with other girl
> feel already stuck at work, other employees are dumb

OK, then about 12 - 15

You tit, you made my laugh TOO HARD.
>But three money

>Married

do you "love" her?

Almost there
>26
>No job, dropout
>Fucked 2 girls, single
>Rarely see friends
>Living at home
>Alcohol and antidepressants
>Sometimes, too depressed to even game
>No idea what the fuck to do with my life, can't face the few friends I have, and everytime I try to commit to something, I get scared shitless that i'm going to fail.

Feelsgreatman

>23 yo male
>fucked 4 women (2 ex gfs, 2 fuck buddies ongoing)
>single (obviously)
>shitty 3th world country
>no illnesses afaik
>IT tech, very underpayed
>university
>lot of money saved up
>living at home
>close circle of friends
>got cucked by a friend for the only girl I've ever felt deeply in love
>never talked about it with said friend (he knows)
>it's been 8 months now
>my chest hurts every day

Study hard in school
Exhibit confidence, even when you don't feel confident, it attracts people, especially women
Don't get into fist fights or road rage incidents, there is no upside
Stay in shape, aging is hard enough when you are inshape
Take risks early in your career, before you get big responsibilities
Find something that you have passion for (art, music, hobbies, whatever)

when you have nothing, you stop caring.

if you arr actively planning suicide you do something to prevent it. truth is, i wouldnt be alive if i hadnt met her.

contrary to your belief, depressed people can look just and act fine.i have never screwed up with my kids.

why? because even though im hurting a the time i dont want them to turn out like me. but when theyrr not here, i am more like myself. love is powerful.

>26
>have chronic prostatitis
>studied for 3 years to become sailor,can't because of prostatitis and bad immunity
>crazy 20 year old hot gf
>can't get a job cause I'm in constant pain
>living with parents and sister-they re arguing all the time
>have some periods when I can't get it up
>thinking about suicide for about an year and a half

So what i just learned from the people from Sup Forums is that everybody drinks or has a mental illness

> 20 yo male
> made out with 3 girls and had one suck my cock in her car after eating
> going to school for computer science
> still live with parents
> I like it

Yep, but don't expect the sex to be as good or as frequent after 28 years. One of the few things that improves with age is your friendship with your wife (if you married well)

>24
>fucked 2 women
>living with gf
>multiple jobs while back at uni
>finances are a constant struggle
>constant doubt if i made the right choice to go back to uni

I don't have a problem with my drinking, YOU have a problem with my drinking.

um, curious where I rate on the normy scale?


>23 yo male
>5'9 manlet but fortunately decent looking
>fucked only 6 women, I'm a sentimental type
>In long term relationship with qt Japanese girl
>No kids
>Bar manager / Waiter
>Lot's of friends and 'friends'
>Play vidya on days off
>Grew up pretty poor
>Lucky enough now to have a a well off family who buys me cool stuff

> 22 year old male
> fucked two women
> currently married to one of them
> American
> graduating college in May with a BS in Computer Science
> work at Geek Squad (been promoted hella times).
> used to be really fit in high school, now I'm almost 300 pounds...

here
Also, I am going to attach a pic of tits so you all read this:

DO NOT FREAK IF YOU ARE IN YOUR EARLY-TO-MID TWENTIES AND LOST/ADRIFT. Seriously. Keep working. Keep learning. Sometimes (a lot of the time) you need to figure out what you don't want to do/be before you figure out what you do want to do/be. I'm sure would agree.

I should really stop watching porn and masturbating...

Best of luck lad. Who ya voting for tomorrow then?

>also fucked about 8 girls.

>19 yo male
>still virgin
>cool with it, i don't feel the need to fuck
>but still i fucking love to eat some pussy
>gf loves me, i love gf
>gf's family fucking adores me
>all of my friends have dissapointed me
>still in high school because poor
>white, not so good looking, but above average mexican, kinda smart and chill
>i like semi-normie memes and bondage porn

>22 yo male
>fucked 15 chicks
>single (had one 2,5 years old relationship when i was 18)
>my brother died when i was 14
>my parents are about to get a divorce
>studying in university
>dont have a lot of money
>i have good friends but this cant fill the emptiness inside me

Those areolas look delicious

I do agree, I was a scrawny, broke teenager with a big nose, Prince Valiant haircut and no money in college. My first jobs were laughably low-paid and shitty. Persevere, it really does get better

>Japanse girl
>NICE.png

>28
>fucked at least 100 women
>married
>one little lad
>retired military VA 80% disabled
>school for businez managmenr
>traveled around the world fucking said women
>have more life experience ,albeit mostly negative, more then most.

I love my life though.

>28 year old man
>fucked one girl
>she's been my gf for about 10 years
>gonna propose soon
>working in diesel tech.
>I'm pretty happy

Fucking weebs who glorify jap girls are disgusting

Excuse my retardation, I'm a newfag.

>16 yo male
>fucked two girls
>single, learned that highschool girls take dating too seriously.
>no job
>no license
>free car from recently deceased great grandfather, God bless Pepe.
>think about killing myself significantly less since freshman year.
>art fag

Pic related.

You're a homosexual.

I lol'd at assburgers.
How about you try and talk to more people to help get better? Asshat.

Mods.
MODS

how do you talk to people if ur so awkward

>23 year old male
>girlfriend of 3 years
>graduated college in december. got a job in my field 2 weeks ago that I'm already leaving for a higher paying job still in my field
>all this after working in retail for years at a dead end job
>still hate myself and suspect I may be bi polar

i may talk to somebody.

I am user dating jap girl.

I agree kind of, I'll bang any hot girl of any race. In saying that, jap girls are more family orientated, conservative and loyal (that or they are borderline insane) and those are qualities that I value and appreciate.

>21 years old
>shitty job paying £12,000 a year in a call centre
>addicted to cocaine and cigarettes
>slightly overweight, smoke a lot of weed, eat unhealthy food
>slept with 2 girls in my life
>getting heart palpitations, scared I may die soon
>everything sucks

>21
>Full intercourse with 1 female
>Currently unemployed but that might switch to employed soon
>Have car (it's pretty shabby but it works and i've fixed most of the issues with it from the last job)
>Play guitar to keep myself busy
>Moderately fit
>Black dude that hangs out with white people
I won't be happy until I get a stable job that pays enough to get me out of this house and on my own

You stay depressed when alone.
At parties youre Chad. It is easier to have an alter ego rather than just being yourself.
But after every one night stand, you go home, rest,eat, work, go gym, the depression resumes. Going out being Chad just nudge the trigger just a bit away from ending it really.

My advice to you drop the recreational substances
Focus on personal health
Go do physical shit that endangers your life to get your adrenaline going to replace the drugs

How do you deal with it?
I feel fucking depressed and neglected over it. She just moved in, and begging for sex feels pathethic. One way or another I simply just have to give up on getting sex. True our friendship grows deeper. But if I wanted a friend, ill get a friend. So how do you deal with the thought of you're not gonna have sex anymore

Weed is probably okay, I mean this guy does triathlons and MMA

BUT yea, drop the cocaine and take up some exercise. I recommend something like BJJ because it's so much fun you don't notice how tired you're getting, but really any cardio is good.

Just take it easy at first and work your way up. Also maybe try and find a job you don't hate. Stress is a fuckin killer man

Asians. Either theyre loyal and lovable or simply fuucking insane.

I had one who threaten me with a kitchen knife still covered with chicken pieces and brought/had sex with her new bf in our fucking bedroom. Jesusfkinchrist I wish I never lie in bed with the crazy one.

yo male
>>fucked 4 women
>>in a relationship
>>german benefits
>>lazy af
>>limited social life, friends and LDR

Meant to add image

>30 year old male
>fucked 70ish women
>professional actor but trying to do something else because even though I actually get work I only make 30k a year which is not enough to live off of
>can attract women easily but can't get them to stay because broke as fuck, only two actual relationships
>decent life but need traditional career now

>36
>fucked about 15 or so women, all 22 or under (other than wife)
>had threesome with civilized hipster black chick, 19, and bi latina chick, 18
>have career
>have plenty of money
>stand to inherit about 4 million when parents die + seats on a couple of boards
>married, wife is 10 years younger than me
>she's the worst combination of traits - she's a a complete idiot and she's an asshole
>hate wife
>have 5 year old daughter, is perfect
>should divorce wife before money comes

You start a random conversation about something around you then if the person seems friendly just be like "this may be weird, but would you want to hang out sometime I'm trying to make more friends"
If they're genuinely nice they'll probably say yes.

>"this may be weird, but would you want to hang out sometime I'm trying to make more friends"

dude, i'm not, like, 16