This is Captain Janeway of the Starfleet vessel Voyager. We picked up a distress signal from this board. May we be of assistance?
This is Captain Janeway of the Starfleet vessel Voyager. We picked up a distress signal from this board...
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>Captain Janeway
yeah, you answered the wrong signal my friend
Help, there's no coffee in this nebula!
who is this ImPOSTER>?
We have encountered a massive subspace faggotry field that has disabled our warp core. Niggers are coming out of a nearby wormhole and are overwhelming our weapons systems.
Tits or get the fuck out grandma.
Captain, we're getting many mixed signals from the planet's surface.
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Ah-ha, you have fallen into our most devious and cunning trap you niggerjew.
For once please don't break the Prime Directive.
I really liked the premise of voyager and being stranded in the delta quadrant.
But goddamn Janeway was so fucking awful.
Half the cast was fucking awful.
Send 7... will assist us all
i dont quite understand sir, do you need to go to the sick bay?
Yes, Im having a small issue from rebellious Bajoran scum.
Fuck off Neelix.
awful? not at all
you didnt watch much st voyage did you?
Captain, we have picked up a village of trolls on the northern continent. Recommend we leave them alone and watch the mayhem from orbit.
Dukat did nothing wrong.
Tits or GTFO
All of them though it has been a long time ago.
>it's another chakotay episode!
>it's another holodeck in the 1930's episode!
>it's another Neelix episode!
My fucking sides.
sounds like a good show. way better sounding then that jj abrams dog shit
When Bajor sends it's people, they're not sending their best
We're like, the fucking Borg or some shit.
We wanna take over all your stuff despite the fact that all out shit is already better, we're gonna do it cos we're fucking space zombies.
I know we always say, "resistance is futile" and that, to give the impression that we're an unstoppable force, and every single time you've resisted us it's not been futile at all, and actually quite successful, but this time resistance is definitely futile.
So, y'know, just beam onto our Cube and we won't do anything till you kill one or two of us. Cos, resistance is futile. Seriously.
the best reason to watch Voyager
Greetings. We are a peaceful race of beings. Please send down your jews, cripples, and dark-haired crewmembers for a special welcome. It'll be a gas.
>hating voyager
>not wanting to protect his smile
Janeway was awful at the beginning; became one of the three best characters by the end (with the Doctor and Seven of Nine).
fukkin epic
Forgetting about me?
What happens in sick bay, stays in sick bay,
while the Doc did provide some quality comic relief. id much rather watch 7 of 9. hell most of the time just watching her walk around that ship in that down skintight uniform would get me hard !
no kidding
on the other hand neelix was so annoying
yeah i would have happily killed him off within the first couple of episodes.
Oh shit, it's Eddie Quist the werewolf!
"AGAIN with the holodeck..."
Is that actually from an episode of Voyager?
Awful character. Except for that death episode.
Nah we good
I hear they don't come piecemeal but rather come in force, so forget about them invading to Earth with single ships.
when will we invent the food machines from star trek
OP here, I literally can't stop sucking dicks.
yes
and I literally can't stop rolling trips.
If you see Janeway. Fucking run. She will fucking suck your soul out your asshole.
When you stop touching yourself at night.You fuckig ultra faglord. If dubs kys
It really does go to show how starved we were of TV sci-fi at the time.
Hi Kathryn
I'm miserable all the time
Remember when I used to watch your adventures after school? Every day. Can you make everything be better like it seemed then again?
Fucking miss this show for this reason.
This is red leader. We are having trouble blowing up this moon. care to help?
Fuck you
That would be in violation of our prime directive Red Leader.