I'm counting on you, Sup Forumsros

I'm counting on you, Sup Forumsros.

I wanna take a scissors and cut through each of those straps so those juicy tits pop out

do you have anything a little...less revealing?

im the cook

Sometimes I like to paint my balls yellow and pretend there's a small dog with a funny nose living in my pants.

can I spank your ass and call you daddy?

On a scale of (000) 000-0000 to (999)999 -9999 how much do you like mudkips

do you like fish sticks?

XXX-XX-XXXX

type in your social security number on here and it blocks it! see!

I'm going to cum in everything you love. Your mom, your dad, your goldfish, and your childhood teddy bear.

Sniff my asshole and call me mufasa

want sum fuk?

Wanna phuck?

Hey, how are you?

most people call me Super America cause I'm a gas!

tits or gtfo

DING DING

so....if you could take that top off for me thatd be great

user you missed a call. you should probably see who it is and call them back. also charge your battery.

sent

ven yew git dun wif fookin rond wif deez uder laim fuks jist choot me a tex I da real fukn ting ya kno?

I am op and I will not deliver fuck yall

help my dick died can I bury it in your pussy?

how much dick do you take on the regular?

I have a micropenis, that's not gonna put you off me is it?

The walls in the mall are totally totally tall

I matched with YOU?! wow youre in luck I'm a real great fuk

who do you love more? jesus or hitler?

I gtg. Teletubbies is on.

Hey bitch, wanna wrangle my choad?

its over! its finally fucking over! We are out of Black history month and on to better days!

I bet you are so loose if you sneezed youd piss yourself

Thissest

I didn't think id actually have a chance with you...I mean..do I? haha

I once shit myself in costco and left my dirty pants in a freezer

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The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

Am denny

hi

I can huff paint for 3 hours straight without passing out, wanna watch?

git gud faggot