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Theater Trashing General /TTG/
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>snuck a couple 32 oz brewski into the theater
>no longer wanted them so I slowly pour them down on the floor in front of me
>the entire concrete floor cascades down except for a strip of carpet across the theater by the entrances so the beer went all the way to the carpet
>starting to smell by the end of the movie
>carpet is squishy when we leave
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I always take all my trash unless it's something I snuck in. Don't really wanna be seen walking out with a handful of empty beer bottles
>go to only cinema in my state that doesn't enforce the "no singles policy"
>buy ticket, go into theatre, open my ziploc bag full of snow crab meat
>sit down in seat, strap myself in, when suddenly I realize I forgot to bring butter for my sweet, succulent crab meat
>jingle theater service bell, server comes by and sees me sitting in my seat, mouth watering, holding out my hands for my complimentary butter packet
>he seems upset and says that I rang the bell too loud
>offers me a small packet of margarine for $1.99, says they "don't serve butter at this chain anymore"
>got so upset that after the showing I hid leftover crab meat inside the theater vents
>go back two weeks later
>worst smell I've ever encountered
>weeks pass by and eventually the theater closes
And I'm glad it happened, too
>oz
Just have your falcon take them.
>Not gettin' proper pissed on Frosty Jacks and jizzing on pictures of Kate whatserface.
>Years ago, go to see Santa Clause 2 by myself
>Must have been a gay cruising spot
>Row in front of me has guys sitting all in one row. Another guy is going down the row blowing them
Movie was terrible. Left my popcorn and spilled my soda.
But now you need to take your mother along to the cinema.
>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal retards can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works
>claim my comfy gimp seat
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film
>film's over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.
>go to see BvS
>sit down in my seat
>realize i have gum in my mouth
>take it out and stick it under the seat
>get to theater bathroom
>poop scissors which are normally attached to a chain like pens at banks sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser
>go to take a shit
>someone took the poop scissors from my stall
>have to flush without using poop scissors
>clog toilet
>toilet overflows
>get up and go to the lobby
>see toilet water coming out of bathroom
>go see my movie
My cinema confiscates outside food, so if I have leftovers when the film is over I just save myself the trouble and throw it on the floor.
>working a later shift at local theater.
>ghostbusters finishes up.
>I head in to clean up.
>go down each aisle, finding nothing in the ground or in the cup holders.
>not a single kernel to be seen.
>no ticket stubs left in the seats.
>not even trash in the can next to the door.
>I haven't had to clean the theater since opening night.
Anyone else throw shit in theatre whenever theres a dark scene
One time i put skittles in freezer overnight so they were rock hard and would whip them as hard as i could at people below me
>be me
>17
>1st job ever
>working in a theater
>customers started making complaints of a strange odor
>they also said the floors were sticky and their feet felt moist af
>check on theater 6
>bees nests were already forming
>the entire room smelt like beer
>step inside and my feet feel sluggish and my socks started getting wet
>immediately rush to the janitors closet
>grab entire sets of paper towels
>start rolling paper towel rolls across the floor
>run out of hand pape so i look for some toilet paper
>theres none left in the closet
>run to the nearest bathroom
>take all the toilet paper rolls out of the stalls
>start throwing toilet paper rolls across the theater
>its now a mess and the toilet paper is turning wet and moosh from soaking in all the beer
>run out of ideas
>end up taking urinal cakes out from the closet
>spread urinal cakes sparsely around the carpet
>manager comes in as im laying the last urinal cake
>yells what the fuck across the room from the entrance
>at the end of the day i make my last tip of $1.85 and get fired from my first job
Truly the new Ghostbusters fans are truly civilized, not a single goober gabber in sight.
Clean it up.
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>10 minute bathroom intermission in the middle of Batman v Superman
>dump soda on some guy's seat while he's gone
Kek
We're not even allowed to accept tips at the theatre where I work. I mean everyone still does but we're not suppose to its bullshit
Why would you tip someone at a theater?
Some people do it because they assume that they should tip on everything, they're usually New Yorkers. Some when they don't want the change and say keep it as a tip. In the off chance someone appreciates how quick I can get them through the concessions line and want to tip for service
What the fuck is a poop scissors?
In all honesty this is probably a ghetto theater. There's a reason why poor people are poor.
you stop your poop and cut the log with the poop scissors then flush then continue pooping and cut more segments depending on how long the pooplog is so you dont clog the toilet
A pair of scissors you keep by the toilet to cut up turds that are big and firm enough to cause a clog.
>be manager of a small 3 screen theatre
>the company only owns it as a mandate when they bought all the theatres in the area
>they neglect the building, never fulfill maintenance requests
>still have a decent turnout since the theatre is one of the first in the country
>let people bring in their own food, with the promise that they throw their own garbage away
>people for the most part do this
Fuck companies. I let people bring in whole pizzas, rotisserie chicken, 12 packs of beer. IDGAF
I'm doing ketosis so I can't eat popcorn so I smuggle in a giant bag of sunflower seeds and I spit them on the floor, after a while it looks like a bird nest
fucking disgusting
atleast use a plastic fucking bottle to spit used seeds in
based ketobro
>tfw normies will never know the feel of bacon wrapped jalabeno poppers as snacks while losing weight
>go xmen premier in middle school
>friend buys a gigantic bag of skittles
>its like 2lbs
>sit way in the back theater is fool
>opens the bag in our seat
>eats maybe 5
>says "wanna see something funny"
>lights shut off
>stands up and throws the entire bag across the theater
>showers everyone in skittles
Tells me to taste the rainbow
>No crab shells on the floor
Shit cinema, op.
>theater is fool
this isn't /r9k/ faggot
This shit got me deported from Japan.
Scum
My friends and I use to love pooping on the floor of businesses, wed poop in urinals and on the floor in the bathroom stalls. We did it all the time at the movie theater and we would giggle. In high school wed poop on cars
>poop on cars
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