Who can stop us?

Who can stop us?

This year is our year

Brady's Bunch

>Terrance Williams

a team that isn't minor league tier like the teams they've been playing in the NFC

>Believing you're relevant because you beat the 0-9 Browns.


Hahaha Cowshits

Romo

>implying they can make it to owl

Easy iggles fan. Easy

>us

is everyone in texas autistic?

Truth here. Williams is a spaghetti spilling fuck up when it matters most.

I'm gnats fan. I honestly think if we get more consistent with playing we might get in playoffs.

>B-but they are shit. No one can g-get close to us in division.
Never say never.

>us
>we
This shit always triggers my fat ass

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The pats will destroy the cowboys easily. I'm not saying the cowboys suck, they just aren't on the Pats level.

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The Rookie QB curse. No Rookie QB has ever brought a team to the Superbowl, Mark Sanchez came close though.

>still implying they can make it to the owl

The Lions.

Better hope the Boys have more than a 7 point lead when Stafford gets the ball on his last drive.

you're a Dallas sports team

That fucking boot by prater though, holy shit

See you in february Tom

I can't wait till the Cowshits find a way to meme themselves out of the divisional game. Shit will be GLORIOUS

Pretty positive the Chiefs would stomp a mudhole in the cowshits ass and kick it dry.

They own the owl

when last century?

> two years ago they won
>last year they were an extra point away from going to another owl
>this year they have the best record in the nfl
Based retard

defense baby that yar

Jerruh, the guy who always stops you. As long as he owns the team and sticks his wrinkled nose in things, you are doomed to fail.

What is it about this wildly successful franchise with a loyal fanbase that instills such autistic hatred in others?

They're just mad that they follow shitty teams.
>Cowboys = ratings
>"I watch the Cowboys because i want them too lose!"

>the city of you

you're not very bright now are you m8?

sounds like you think they're the patriots

>this fucking retarded
Stick to Sup Forums based retard

>implying he's not a player
You can't be sure

found the autist

every thread has one

>curse

It's just statistical reality

im pretty sure ur an autiss too. everyone in dis thread is except me :)

You know it's true.

>loyal fanbase

born in the 1990's, celebrates regular season wins against the browns and eagles because they were still shitting into diapers the last time dallas played a meaningful postseason game, has never been within 500 miles of texas at any point in their lives, and couldn't point to tarrant county on a map if you paid them 10k to do so.

what could anybody possibly find objectionable about this fanbase?

just about any team that will make the playoffs

Pats D is overrated. Offense does a good job covering up for them

dallas doesn't have a good defense either

>Cowboys lose
HAHAHA YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK

>Cowboys win
Wow you guys beat the Browns, not impressive at all

rules

Jerry Jones, Tony Romo.

Keep crying, little pussy

Not the best but they've beat expectation by a long shot. Much better than 2014 season when they had a chance to go all the way.

>picking a rookie QB over the dark lord
unless Dak acquires Eli levels of autism he doesn't have a chance

>QBs do everything
Cowboys have a goat rushing game to supplement the pass.

Tony Romo

>Cowboys have a goat rushing game to supplement the pass.
that only works if you've got the lead in the game and can lean on the run and i don't have much faith in the dallas d to keep Gronk and Bennett under control.

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>post-post-post ironically shitpost rabidly literally everywhere on Sup Forums
>"why do people hate us?"
congratulations, you played yourself

>leave a mustache on when I as shaving during week 2
>Cowboys win
>friend says the star he is lucky and to keep it as long as they're winning
>it's been over a month now.

I think this bad boys coming off tomorrow. I swear to god if we lose to the steelers though.

Don't do it. Keep the stache

The cowboys have been one of the most popular teams for the past 20 years, through all the shit. Through forever 8-8. The reason game tickets are so consistently expensive is because they KNOW the seats will fill despite poor performance.

Control your autism you delusional hater.

>tfw we would be undefeated if he went out of bounds

Good call

This implies Cowboys make it to the Superbowl

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At this point I expect Romo to last one play and then immediately get a debilitating injury

Vikings, Giants, Eagles, and Packers

pic-related

and the 4-4 eagles. and the 4-3-1 R******s. And the 4-4 Packers. And if you take away the Cowboys losses those teams are 4-3, 4-2-1, and 4-3.
Stay jelly

fine, then bench Dak and put in Godhand. Problem solved