Soooo, I've always been curious about sex dolls. Normally, they're sold for ridiculously expensive prices. Found a listing here, however, that is just as ridiculously... well... inexpensive: ebay com / itm / 182470810211
Should I do it? What does Sup Forums think? And would Sup Forums give it a go, too? Even if it's just for the lolz? Gotta say, even if the doll is absolute shit for masturbating, the sheer hilarity that could result is limitless (imagine "walking with a friend" on a rooftop, then immediately shoving them off to their "death").
If you got the money why not? Might like it and want to buy a better one one day
Xavier Moore
This is actually very funny. How inexpensive is inexpensive?
Dylan Clark
If it's inexpensive to you, just go for it. You'll know if then atleast if you want to move on to a more expensive one in the future
David Martinez
Go for it I've always wanted one
Andrew Jones
it's 40 bucks, dude...go for it lol..just make another thread in the future and show the results
Tyler Parker
Why not just make your own?
Benjamin Cox
It's under $60 for this particular model (add in the dots and slashes in my not-so-cleverly-disguised ebay link to see more).
I just might, haha! You know, there's really no reason not to. I'd say it's worth a few hours' work, regardless of what I do with it. Just for the novelty of having it.
Feel free to pick one up yourselves, if you're interested. This is literally the cheapest I've ever heard one of these things being sold for. Maybe we could all do ridiculous bullshit with ours with a common theme or something, make it newsworthy? haha
Eli Parker
That is the saddest thing I've ever seen
Jaxon Garcia
D: cause I know it'd end up worse than that one.
Also, attached pic of the ebay one, meant to do that last post
Ian Peterson
Gee I wonder if you're trying to get us to visit this ebay link?
Brandon Russell
Those eyes are kinda freaky
Evan Bell
Yeah hilarious......
Colton Baker
yup. was thinking the same thing.
Parker Fisher
inb4 >odd occurrence today when a silicon sex doll was discovered plummeting toward the highway from the bridge above >more at 5
Lucas Sullivan
meh. mostly to get opinions, though in hindsight, there really isn't much of a question. definitely getting one. drunkardness + fatigue = poor / erratic decision making.
yeah, that was my only thing, too. though it might actually work out. Got this idea of setting it up somewhere in public, dressed like a kid, and setting up a walkie talkie on it. keep itS face turned down so no one can see at first. have it make crying / giggling sounds, garner concern or curiosity from others, and then work out an interesting jump scare from there. I dunNo, i'm sure I''l think of something
eh? i didn't even come up with anything funny though!@ just drunk laughter. I do it a lot, usually. until i get real tired Like i am now
hey guys, this isn't OC, but seeing this thread, I took the time to cut up an earlier thread I was in..
It is pretty on topic
Jeremiah Richardson
Holy crap haha
Christopher Evans
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Brandon Russell
kek
Hunter Green
fucking kek
fleshlights! camera! action!
Jonathan Anderson
yeah I still don't entirely get wtf this guy does.
Julian Rogers
Please kill yourself
Charles Watson
These little dolls weird me out but i would still fuck one
Elijah Walker
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Jackson Phillips
It was fun for awhile. Luckily, I have a GF that doesn't care what I fuck as long as it isn't another girl, so I'll experiment here and there with different dolls and toys just for the experience
Nathan Cook
What are some of the likes and dislikes?
Lucas Morgan
what you mean? Doll types or what? Sometimes the cheaper ones are good. This was an inflatable but the blowjobs were badass, you could fuck the hell out of her mouth
Samuel Gutierrez
It's a Nikita Denise doll if you are wondering. Freaky looking but not bad for the price, was like $40
Elijah Sullivan
My GF got into me shooting loads on toy dolls (she has a fascination with cum), so I got into that for a bit too
Caleb Nguyen
>Anorexic uncanny-valley piece of shit. Jesus christ, get something worth fucking.
Colton Myers
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Daniel Thomas
Anyone doing reviews on sex dolls? Some look dodgy as fuck.
Jaxon Brooks
Spooky. Silicon valley they call it.
Aiden King
You mean Uncanny Valley? Yeah, the Real Dolls can get that way sometimes. Another good inflatable - Agent 69
Luke Smith
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Lucas Rivera
>Silicon valley they call it.
Levi Green
that face...
Henry Carter
Which is this one and do they make them not as large?
Cameron Lewis
Yo, what are these btw? Asking for a friend
Jordan Scott
You don't want to fuck a girl with down syndrome?
James Collins
Wherre can i purchase these
Jose Robinson
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Jason Nelson
seductivemidnightcandyshop.com
Nathan Fisher
>Eternal screaming
David Perry
Thx bby
Cooper Roberts
Those prices, are you fucking kidding me? ALMOST A GRAND FOR R U B B E R
Kevin Reed
Yeah, but last I'd heard, a good full-body doll goes for about 5 grand...
Joseph Sullivan
The miniature ones are pretty cool and affordable
Christopher Turner
Just get a prossie
Blake Cox
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Matthew Allen
sex doll sales are full of scams. if your not paying 1k for a 3 footer likely gonna get scammed
Juan Watson
I say go for it ... i just bought one its gunna be here monday
Justin Torres
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Jeremiah Nguyen
Wtf lol why does it have to look so uncomfortable
Adam King
What's a prossie
Jaxon Gray
>le edgy kid faggot
Luke Moore
Pre-glued?
John Ortiz
kek
Nathaniel Nguyen
Fuck it, I ordered one (thanks, OP). That's a 4'5" doll for what you'd normally pay for an 18" doll. Honestly I probably won't even fuck it, just dress it up in pajamas and use it as a sleep aid / body pillow. I've had a FuckMeSilly and a couple of those "mega masturbator" pussy/ass things and the novelty wears off really fast as soon as you have to clean it the first time you use it. The idea of fucking a doll is more appealing than actually doing it, and regular masturbation is just much more convenient.
Cameron Barnes
tbh just get a wand massager, it works great
Mason Long
prostitute you silly
Jack Howard
Thought it was a fancy brand pocket pussy haha
Samuel Russell
wtf dude rent a women or man!! idk u need help xD hahahahahahahahaha
William Bennett
She just looks pissed that I didn't take the trash out again.
Zachary Sanders
Can't say you are wrong there
Lucas Howard
hahahahahahha the best !!! to many virgins out there!!
