What would you faggots do if you had a time machine

What would you faggots do if you had a time machine.
Serious question here, I'm interested in what Sup Forums would do.

pic unrelated, but boobies are always neat.

win the lottery.

purchase tons of properties and build doomsday bunkers in all of them.

rent them out for steady income until doomsday actually happens.

Bring back a phone and go to the nearest bar some time at least 200 years back. It would be a neat party trick.

tell my old self to use marijuana responsibly once a week max . also not drink alcohol or take antidepressants

would your old self even listen?

Go back to nine months before you were born and rape your mom

id like to think I'm smart enough to listen to a guy who went through the trouble of time travel to tell me this. But probably not

I would go back to the summer of 2015 and bet all my money on every winner of all the major sports leagues.
It would be as useless as a fucking brick 200 years ago...

>id like to think I'm smart enough to listen to
well let me ask you this.
how likely are you to believe this person is you from the future?

would you really honestly believe it?

Go back in time and stop you from making this thread, OP.

>on every winner of all the major sports leagues.

>how to be suspicious as fuck

...

post nudes of her please

Who cares? What are they going to do?

I would fuck bitches in the past.

I'd go forward in time a couple decades so I could no what to plan for. Also, do what that other user said and get rich betting on sports, but I'd lose big every once in a while to keep anyone from getting suspicious.

i would study computer designs and architecture and build ios myself

Go back in time and tell myself that life is a bitch, it's gonna be really hard for you, enjoy every moment you can.

Also tell myself that it would of been totally cool to bang her on the trampoline.

litteraly everything caus no consequences
... only if som nigga steals ur machine

historical pootwang. noice.
i'd like to go back and give marilyn monroe a rogering she'd likely soon forget.

Stop myself from meeting my cunt of a wife.

double dubs and good answer.

fix all my fuck-ups. tell myself not to be such a sperglord.

i was two weeks overdue, user.
(i somehow knew it would be complete faggotry on the outside).
enjoy my dad's sloppy seconds.

Kill my mother while she's pregnant, so I wouldn't be born.

i'd look what the future is like.. like in 300 years - if humans still exist and got any brighter.

my second choice 'd be the golden age of pirates

Take over the fucking world, people were probably fucking stupid in the earlier times and also ensure my parents met? I would also check the future to see if I was still in power

Go back in time and have sex with hitler

great answer. wish i though of that one,

lmfao. was waiting for some spergy "kill hitler" shit, and instead got this gem.
thanks, based user.

Basically biff tanner it

post my dick on Sup Forums when it was new.
also I would buy youtube