HELP ME Sup Forums!

>HELP ME Sup Forums!
I have a 2 page double-spaced essay due next wednesday that I've put off for weeks
What do?

Start working on it on Tuesday.
You've got time.

Bite your teachers neck open like your hero rick

Ok real talk take an aderal to help you wright it bud, it will help you foucus like never before and is the reasion i passed all my shit classes i didnt have time or care for

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okay, user. let's take this slowly, since you don't appear to be too bright.

what kind of pages? A4, Foolscap? how many lines per page?

what's the essay supposed to be on?

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NIGGA TWO PAGES DOUBLE SPACED THAT YOU CAN WRITE THAT SHIT IN LIKE AN HOUR GO FUCK YOURSELF LOL

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this what are you in middle school?
underage b&

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go to fiverr fag

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stop beeing an unresponsible piece of shit for once in your life

2 page double spaced? Try 10 page in two days then bitch. Nut up faggot, it's just words on a page.

seriously op, this: even if it needs to be sourced and properly cited, if that takes you even more than a couple of hours to write you should not be in university (assuming you're not underage b&)

ten pages in two days? try four thousand words a day, for two months.

so you wrote a 240,000 word paper? I don't think phd theses are even that long you dipshit

Howdy, "dipshit."
Ever think he may have been writing separate papers?
Grad school is demanding and better (more prestigious, intense, or accelerated) programs can be even more demanding.
Think before you open your cock holster next time.

You're an idiot if you think any PHD program makes you write that much