/brit/

im probably forcing myself into mental illness by constantly reinforcing pathological thought patterns
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do glasses make you smarter?

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Name a stupid person with glasses

I wonder if Donald Trump has actually enjoyed a single second of his pretentious existence.

I don't know.
*puts on glasses*
No.

matthew mcconaghy tries too hard and it shows as unconvincing. a bit like leo dicaprio

president toilet bog fart

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side

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Any good films in the past few months?

i wonder if anyone has looked at you and not felt a vague sense of pity mixed with disgust at the objective evolutionary failure you are

>tfw you make a completely serious post look like bait to trick the person into not responding to you, winning the you the argument

you

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need a communist gf

Moonlight

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Yeah I'm big fan of Adam Sandler because he clearly makes no effort top act at all, it's so natural.

youtube.com/watch?v=eRUyeWT-2oM
chooné

*looks at you and feels a vague sense of pity mixed with disgust at the objective evolutionary failure you are*

me on the left with a good pub mate of mine

*chitters at you and gnaws the bars of my cage*

got a strange virus that plays audio ads in the background for like an hour every day

and it only happens for like an hour and then goes away for the rest of the day. computer is completely functional in every way apart from this.

anyone know how i can fix this lads. malwarebytes isn't detecting anything

I'd make fun of this, but I still pace around my room for like 10-15 minutes before making any phone calls.

his fingers look swollen

Buy a new computer

make the phonecall as you pace around. it helps, trust me.

you can shove ramadan up your fucking arse

ahh

windows

hate foreners not racist just dont like em

what kind of fucking retard gets viruses these days?

probably a nefarious browser extension

you are going out to do drugs with the lads tonight, right?
you're not one of those sadcase loners are you?

all the better to cram up your bp

I pace during the phonecalls too desu.

Loads of viruses probably lurk on your computer and collect info but you wouldnt even notice

racist

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hello twitter!

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same, i don't even know what it is, on audiomixer it says it's "webhelper" for explorer but i dont have explorer open and i dont have any "webhelper" extension installed

>yep, thats a willy

All drug users should be kneecapped.

I'm not a degenerate

girl looks cute

friends don't invite me out for some reason

northern ireland is a 3rd world shithole
fuck off you sadcase
you'd try drugs if you knew how to get them

while you were out having premarital sex, i was mastering the blade

Identifying Wood.

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>Degenerate scum in my /brit/

is it a torrent client running in the background

> southerners

>UR IN A 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE
>*goes and does lots and lots of drugs with a bunch of other junkies*
ah yes

want to volunteer at a childrens home and "befriend" the girls in time for when they leave at 17-18
(no one leaves at 16 because there's fuck all place for them to go)

then I'll have a harem of younger women to have 8 children with each just like a proud muslim man

why isn't every white nationalists doing this?

We have to support the white populations

>Britons are pure-

noncerorke

Business idea: white breeding grounds

>friends
got bad news for you mate
*gets shot for being a slightly different religion*

nobody ever said we were pure

*contributes to society*

Celts are

Nothing you say will make me ever feel beneath you, given that you're an actual fucking junkie.

multiculturalism is good so everyone will look brown and there wont be no racist anymore

we're pure

stop it

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in the spirit of the """holiday"""

Bottle of wine down. Should I open a 2nd?

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The Younger Lady is the informal name given to a mummy discovered in the Egyptian Valley of the Kings.

Through recent DNA tests this mummy has been identified as the mother of the Pharaoh Tutankhamen, and a daughter of Pharaoh Amenhotep III.


The results also show that she was a full-sister to her husband.

This would mean that Akhenaten did marry his own sister and that he and Nefertiti are the parents of Tutankhamen.

i've been to work all fucking week and just got home
if you want to sniff a couple cheeky lines on the weekend then i will
oh dear sweetie
have a word with your pineal gland, yeah?

*takes welfare*

Reminder the celts had a colony in Turkey called Galatia and the Galatians passage in the bible which is arguably one of the most important is based on christian missionaries interactions with the pagan celts and the turks are actually celtic in origin

*puts a gold sticker on your jumper*

Any of you watched Iron Fist yet, is it any good for capeshit?

celts weren't a homogeneous people. do you even research the stuff you parrot?

FUCKING PADDYROACHES OUT

no and no

Patrick stewart should get an oscar for convincing me he was a frail 90 year old when he's really a swole 76 year old


didn't even use prosthetics

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>she's 13
jesus christ

The celts that inhabited Anatolia were a Gallic tribe, so yes they were most likely homogenous

just remembered what i ate this lunch by smelling my braps

going to take a diazepam or SIX in a couple of hours and then sayonara until midday tomorrow

no normies are going to wake me up tonight

*Irish

Never reply to me again if you aren't contributing.

all me

got 15/21

Daily Mail.

druggies

Fuck off paddy

what an utter waste of time

webhelper is running in my background processes so Imma try remove that cunt

>teens are not allowed to be body positive because adults might think they're of age
don't like this gimmick

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Kate Middleton has some manly-as-fuck hands

did one of those ancestry dna tests and it turns out im 16% irish which is pretty accurate for the south east it seems

might take more xannys and drink then mong out and wake up on a hospital bed tied to the bed

dumb purebreed

This tune is banging but the videos a bit outlandish

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>Racist confederate trump supporter on a coon hunt finds muscular coon in field, attempts to shoot, gun jams, struggle ensues, coon beats and chokes the trump supporter to death with his american flag