2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a women gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Dont forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
Caleb Johnson
Rape isn't even real
Jack Martinez
So I'm guessing I probably shouldn't rape anymore... can I still pillage?
Joshua Cox
>When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
LIES!
Jaxon Hernandez
Shit, I wish I knew this sooner. What do you do if you did rape her? Do I apologize for being rude?
Benjamin Sanders
Offer to let her rape you for gender equality
Hudson Moore
10/10
Would lul softly again
Samuel Lee
good advice, thanks
Blake Thompson
I thought women like rape
Grayson Thomas
Thanks OP Now how do I avoid getting rape by a girl?
Asher Hernandez
your face is probably enough
Dominic Martinez
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Alexander Hernandez
unfortunately not :(
Jose Gray
triggered
Elijah Hall
1) Don't murder your children because you got upset. 2) God forbid human beings converse. Leave enough room for Jesus to buttfuck himself 27 and 2/3rds times.
Jacob Cook
OP is the poster child of liberal cuckold.
Luis Miller
>1: OP >2: i >3: s >4: a >5: f >6: a >7: g >8: g >9: o >10: t
Bentley Brooks
It's not rape if you're married to her sister, right?
Jacob Gonzalez
You say "potato", I say "it's rape o'clock nigger"
Logan Walker
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Nolan Price
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Carson Myers
Use a Link costume
Blake Myers
Are you seriously trying to stop rapists by telling them like this? They know it is wrong, but they don't care. Are you just assuming that regular guys don't know this stuff and end up doing it by accident?
Hunter Jenkins
>can I still pillage? Stick with pillaging. You get useful and valuable loot. What value do you get from raping a cockdock? Nothing.
Xavier Parker
Literally kek'd now. Best post
Angel Collins
Pay her for the use of the holes.
Tyler Wilson
This doesnot make sense
how can you do it all, if you didnot even offered a bowl of eggs????
I call bullshit
Ayden Anderson
mmm, haha
copypasta trolling
Liam Nguyen
faggot rapist
Jacob Clark
Fpbp
Landon Green
Why do people get raped? Like just consent it's free sex!
Sebastian Murphy
Quite the opposite. I don't waste my time with useless things.
Kayden Russell
Okay OP, but what If I really want to rape her? Like I want to rape her more than she doesn't want to get raped?
Henry Flores
You're a visionary. You should give seminars to rape victims