/nfl/ General: Special Teams Block-Six Edition

Somebody post the ravens punt block-six sub-edition

TEN: Derrick Henry leaves game with injured calf
NYG: Beckham held to 46 yards, scores 2 TDs in win
MIN: Stefon Diggs reels in 13 catches versus Lions
BAL: Wallace scores 95-yard touchdown vs. Steelers
MIN: McKinnon gets 7 touches in 3-headed committee
PIT: Ben Roethlisberger has rough day in return
NYG: Giants hold on late behind Eli's four TDs
MIA: Ajayi totals 130 yards, TD in another Phins W
DET: Fast-improving Ebron drops 7-92 on Vikings
DET: Marvin Jones' struggles continue in 5-yd game
DET: Golden Tate goes 11-79-1 with game-winning TD
DAL: Witten tops 100 yards for 1st time since 2013

>Final scores so far
Lions 22, Vikings 16 (OT)
Giants 28, Eagles 23
Dolphins 27, Jets 23
Chiefs 19, Jaguars 14
Cowboys 35, Browns 10
Ravens 21, Steelers 14
Falcons 43, Buccaneers 28 (Thursday)

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profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/11/06/derek-carr-thanks-those-who-passed-on-him/
youtu.be/d1YY54RI5YY
fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-vikings-and-ravens-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening/
discord.gg/BksRerf
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Raiders

What happens if they lose 2nyt?

Yes we know you love the sorrow that is the Cleveland Browns

Chiefs

Any guesses on how bad Carr's stats will be tonight?

packers suck

be me
>go to target
>in my Raiders Mack jersey
>tons of fans in jerseys
>Raiders, 49ers, Rams, SD, Dallas, even a QT 3.14 eagles girl
>playfully doing "I got my eyes on you" hand motion
>get playful responses
>all except the eagles girl
>she freezes up
>"w-what's that mean..haha?"
>I got my eyes on you eagles fan
>"I don't get it..."
>I tell her I don't want her team beating mine
>poor girl is terrified, "Do they play this year...?"
>not this year but when they do...
> I start Shaking my fist angrily a-la the Simpsons
>"Haha..better look out for Carl Wentz"
>she said Carl wentz
>we both laugh and go about our business
>petite 5'7" looking Blondie with green eyes and cute mole on her nose
>can't stop thinking about her
Fug me

Go Raiders!

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/11/06/derek-carr-thanks-those-who-passed-on-him/

lel

Who /boys/ here?

was that the one that got him ejected today?

Staffgod

yo
Dak elite and >Romo homo

Morning, senpai.

NFC North division winner will be 9-7 and win the owl. Cap this.

Are we gonna make it to the NFCCG this year?

he got both 2 unsportsmanlikes on the same play kek

AFC
1. Patriots
2. Raiders
3. Steelers
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Broncos

NFC
1. Cowboys
2. Seahawks
3. Falcons
4. Lions
5. Giants
6. Vikings

WC
Chiefs>Texans 31-10
Broncos>Steelers 21-13

Giants>Lions 28-21
Falcons>Vikings 31-17

Divisional
Patriots>Broncos 28-19
Raiders>Chiefs 31-27

Giants>Cowboys 24-14
Seahawks>Falcons 27-20

Championship
Raiders>Patriots 30-24
Seahawks>Giants 31-17

SB
Raiders v Seahawks

falcons vs cowboys desu senpai

TAKE THAT FUCKING DICK, HARRISON SMITH

>Giants over loins

I don't think Eli has strong enough autism magic to overcome the loins meme magic

what the hell is he throwing anyway?

34 of 50
256 YDs
3 TDs
2 Ints

Den is missing like 2 of its CBs

Seahawks getting the bye over Atlanta is pretty questionable

youtu.be/d1YY54RI5YY

I guess >we would be 6-3
but take a look at the schedule after that
Texans (Mexico City)
vs Panthers, Bills
@Chiefs, Chargers
vs Colts
@Broncos

realistically, the Raiders could win all of those games, but probably will lose 2 or maybe even 3

No fucking way the Packers make the playoffs this year.

> rodgers gets saved by refball
> procceed to throw another pick

>49ers letting Mark Ingram lead the week in rushing

It really is true that anyone can run on that defense.

>Calvin Johnson/Barry Sanders
>Randy Moss/Adrian Peterson

all of these GOATs had to waste their careers on these "franchises"

how does this makes you feel?

it's like pottery

>#22 signalling ejection
best part

shrug

Both Moss and Peterson had pretty good teams around them at least one or two seasons.

Gayders over chefs when the chefs destroyed them once before and will so again

>snake was right again

Have been in a car travelling all day. Where can I watch full replays of games online? >inb4 game pass

>QB on the run
>outside of the pocket
>throws it
>gets hit 0,5 second later
>ROUGHING THE PASSER
what the fuck is this shit, do they think you can just stop on a dime when you're a 240 lbs beast running at full speed?

The Vikings are garbage how did they go unbeaten so long?

What was going on through their heads at this very moment?

let's face it. every team in the NFL is garbage unless you're #1 in the power rankings or just won a super bowl

Packers paying those refs again

>The guy has to run directly into the qb
>He can't change his direction even slightly to not smash into a defenseless player
Lol get less shitty players

yep. it's simple spee logic

Does this mean something?

They made shit tons of money and retired comfortably, except Peterson of course

wild Julian Edelman spotted at Lambeau Field

Is Dante Fowler JR a bust?

>16 team playoff
>each division sends its top 2 teams
>seeds 1-4 (pool A) are top seeds from each division, 5-8 (pool B) are second seeds
>pool A team with best record plays pool B team with worst record, A2 plays B3, A3 plays B2, A4 plays B1

Thoughts?

too complicated. try putting 6 miller lite commercials in between each meme arrow and add some action sound effects

>Viking fans get obnoxious
>Everyone cautions them (shitty offense, 6-0 Falcons)
>LOL U MAD IT'S SKOL'S YEAR

Really makes you think.

is 5-0 the NFL's version of the most dangerous lead?

Why do coaches go for it on4th down when their offesive are shitting or barely doing good?

The iggles could had won by one point if they went to early fg

Because you're a virgin.

haha every time i watch this its more insulting

Because Doug Peterson is a fuckin idiot

>return to 3 divisions
>3 Division Winners get in
>3 wildcards to best records

There I unfucked it

>realistically beat the Chiefs
Nice one, friend

both of you fuck off. Win your division or stfu. The playoff system now works

It would certainly help teams with better records still make the playoffs despite not winning their division

Yeah sure, i will remember that after we beat the shitco tonight

>half the teams make the playoffs
trashed, this isn't niggerhoop or hockey

>fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-vikings-and-ravens-are-in-for-a-rude-awakening/
>The Vikings’ success so far is based on equally unsustainable performances. They’ve compiled their 3-0 mark despite gaining only 796 yards of total offense, becoming only the fifth team since 1990 to start 3-0 with fewer than 800 offensive yards.3 Only one other team this year has played three games4 and produced fewer than 800 yards of offense: Los Angeles, with 788 — and it’s never a good thing to be compared with the Rams’ lowly offense.

>Minnesota ranks last in rushing yards per game and rushing yards per carry, so the running game hasn’t powered the Vikings’ undefeated start. The offense is also in the hands of quarterback Sam Bradford, who hasn’t managed many long stretches of competent play over his career. So how have the Vikings raced out to 3-0?

>Bradford has a passer rating of 107.8 this year, far above his career rating of 81.6, but two games of solid play don’t overshadow a career of underachievement. (His 22nd-place ranking in Total QBR also suggests that his lofty passer rating will come down to earth soon.) The biggest reasons for Minnesota’s success, then, have little to do with the offense and a lot to do with a fluky scoring performance from its defense and special teams, as well as a sky-high turnover margin.

>The playoff system now works
>teams .500 or worse make playoffs while teams with much better records sit at home

4 divisions was a mistake

He literally wiped his ass and balls on Minnesotas collective face, it was fucking elite trolling, better than this Tate moment on thanksgiving last season.

It's a lot harder to put up a winning record in NFC East than it is in AFC South

and they were shitting this board up for weeks

didn't know we had so many viqueens "fans"

>Silverstein right for once

Amazing.

this.

people all remember 18-1 but forget the Giants team that year at 10-6 was an REALLY good football team
losses to 13-3 Dallas, Packers, Skins, Patriots and Vikings
5 playoff teams and a .500 team.

breaking divisions and going off record alone would screw up everything

just judge by conference. top 6 teams get in period. this is the most based method

Divisional rivalries are based you cuck

didnt watch the game, was there any legitimacy to him vaulting ass over head into the end zone? or was he just adding insult to injury

implying the rivalries would dissipate

They are. But 8-8 teams going to the play offs are not.

Most of them are only 8-8 because of their dogshit division too and would finish with 5-11 in a real one

there's always at least one team that gets hot and then fizzles in the back half of the season

hell the Vikings went 6-0 in 2003 and then shit the bed hard

DELETE THIS

Both, it would be very hard to keep his entire body out of the endzone once he jumped like that with the momentum, but it was also super satisfying to watch Tate drag DEEZ NUTS across Minnesotas face.

Now its Lions fans turn to get obnoxious

NOBODY COMES INTO THIS HOUSE WITHOUT PAYING THE PRICE

NOT HERE, NOT EVER

Get in here you nigger noggers


discord.gg/BksRerf

No thanks

I have so many posts screencapped from all of their shit talking, but I won't even bother organizing them into a single image since this result was more than expected.

Dallas and New England hold that title. Raiders and Chiefs are working their way up.

Is an squirrel a athlete?

devante adams is under rated as hell

Pls gib Adams, we'll gib Hayden

>doesn't want to join the cool kids

>cool

golden tate is an obnoxious, uppity manlet

>Sup Forums
>cool
Lol

Adams would be a waste on the raiders unless he converted to a TE

True. But if the Lions start memeing their way to wins they'll be there too.

I'm so depressed

I don't even know why I'm here anymore

Football isn't helping anymore and I'm going 8-1 this year and gonna win alot of money. I just don't even care anymore.

The lions will finish every season 8-8 until Stafford retires

...

We're way too nervous to be braggarts. We know God hates us, and any outward show of confidence or any banter will results in our utter destruction.

how does my golden taint taste?

Why are you depressed user?

Go out and get some pussy. You'll feel better, I promise.

He's got skill though. Way more than that diva ODB

Is this where I'm supposed to laugh at the Puckers?

>losing to the clots under any circumstance