Hey Sup Forums I bought a new suit for my girlfriends funeral tomorrow, how do I look?

Hey Sup Forums I bought a new suit for my girlfriends funeral tomorrow, how do I look?

Like the murderer.

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fpbp

Terrible.
There seems to be a recurring fallacy that suits look good.

It is incorrect.

What I'm a supposed to wear, t shirt and jeans?

>What I'm a supposed to wear
A suit that actually fits and doesn´t look like it´s made from cheap materials.

Gee, does that suit look cheap?

Black shoes, pants, black shirt. No tie.

It is a funeral, not a james bond convention.

Looks like you'll be able to pick up some babe's.

Lose the glasses

was your girlfriend an alien?

It's actually a custom tailored j abboud suit, cost $1200 USD

i understand why she khs

you look like some-

Shave. Shave. Shave.

Thanks Sup Forums I knew I could come to you in my time of need

Looks like a faggy cuck

Ditch those glasses and shave.

Ha

shave you fat cunt

I will In the morning

Is that one of those gravity defying suits?

Polish them shoes and get rid of the glasses.
Otherwise neuraliser/10

Christ did u get that cheap pos from value city or something?? You could have at least went to mens warehouse or.something

post pic of dog

Fits well, perfectly pressed. Good job OP. Way to go on the American made too, my friend.

suit jacket is too small in the arms and front you muppet

A suit? Please, that's something they put on Morgan Freeman when they let him out of Shawshank.

Lmao what the frick

Is that a K-Mart suit? Seriously.

>>American quality

This is why china makes all your shit, you can't do it yourselves.

>neuraliser/10
kek'd

You look ready to rape her in her coffin. gonna do it?

ITT: children who don't know clothing criticize a well dressed man.

hey guys playing lead trumpet at a concert tonight
how do i look?

Fucking 66 degrees--what, did you freeze her to death?

Just because you're fat and have insulation doesn't mean she does, bro.

Rollerino for this

>how do I look?

Like a fag. I hate the trumpet.

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ur dog bout to bite ya dicc

Yep. Fabric looks like cheap polyester and the cut doesn´t fit.

If it´s really costum tailored your tailor should atleast have fitted the trouser legs.

just hatin on my swag and jealous that my trumpet skills rake in all the chess club hotties faggot.

why the fuck are you dancing el pasito perron, faggot?

When you look good you feel good

Like a MIB. Also, how do you get your shoes to stick to that wall? Is that some sort of alien technology?

>when you look like a faggot, you dance like a faggot.
ftfy

This is why you're not allowed to have nice things. Wearing a suit shows respect.

why arent you even grieving?

Oh the neckbeards of Sup Forums are salty today, you look good user, don't let these children tell you otherwise

Seriously, quite smart user, I'd ditch the sunglasses though.

She died 2.5 weeks ago, I'm all cried out

Since you count as closely related, you should use a white tie. Use a simple four in hand knot.

Will do, thanks b bro

>girlfriend died 2.5 weeks ago
>i feel GOOD because im cried out
must have been a great girl

>She died 2.5 weeks ago, I'm all cried out

>bought a new suit for my girlfriends funeral tomorrow


SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

it's a subtle bait

What did the inquest show up?

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show gf

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what happened to her?

Cancer

Fuck man.
Sorry for your loss.

Thanks user

What kind?

a hitman.

Whose dog is that, yours of gfs?

Lymphoma

My brothers

fucking cancer, it takes away our Sup Forumseloved

It doesn't make sense to have such an English cut when your body's not slim. You ought to have gone for a boxier cut, it would be less jarring.

I have bad news. I was 20 when my gf died. I am 37 now and I think about her daily.

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oh shit...

is op not being a faggot?

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Seems like it

Sorry for your loss user

Jesus user. I came here to laugh not to cry. Sorry for you loss

SO MUCH FEELS

Not bait? Oh dear. I'd hoped it was. My sympathies user, feel better soon.

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Well shit.

Checked with greatest respect to OP

stay strong user.

Shit, condolences OP.

You look like you're about to fist fight Keanu Reeves with 100 of your clones

Im gonna saybyoublook fantastic...not because of the suit...but because your burying a girl friend....now dont make that mistake again...God aint gonna keep helping if you keep falling down the same hole.

She looks really nice, tell us about her OP.

Nice try, FBI

sorry bud. :(

Damn how'd you know I was monitoring this thread.

Maybe, as part of the mourning and grieving process, you can get some fucking furniture or hang a damn picture on that awful wall behind you.

My sincere condolences fellow Sup Forums friend.

NSA reporting in, I'm always getting busted. Shit sucks

You are an incredible faggot.
Whoever is taking these pictures is not a true friend for enabling this faggotry.

She was my beautiful girlfriend and I loved her very much, she was a nurse and a ballerina that loved her family, we got together because neither one of us wanted to get married or have kids, once she got sick and wasn't able to have children that's all she wanted to do, her last words were "we deserve more time" and I told her that "we would be together again"

trips of truth

>wearing shades to a funeral

Everything else is fine, just make sure to dispose of the murder weapon before you leave the house, just in case the cops are onto you.

>There seems to be a recurring fallacy that suits look good.

Because a billion men for over 100 years have all been wrong - but you're right.