Whats Sup Forumss ideal way to die?

whats Sup Forumss ideal way to die?

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Being hung upside down and then sawed in half lengthwise.

Going to sleep after a nice day and not waking up again.

On the battlefield in service to my race.

throw yourself off a bridge, with a noose tightened around your neck, while you fall stab yourself in the chest repeatedly so that when the noose strangles you, blood spews out of the stab wounds.

Either by overdosing or in dying in my sleep.

Screaming at the top of my lungs, naked, covered in the blood of another

Freezing to death, because you were thrown into an Incinerator

Go in a zoo and fight a bear or a lion to death.

If you actually manage to survive you'll be alpha af for the rest of your life and will never have to worry about suicide again.

As a political martyr for the cause of Northumbrian independence.

>Chicken wire noose
>Hot glue hands to head
>Cops think you tore your head off

Dying in a war.

I intend to build a rube Goldberg machine in a few years. It'll have a bunch false suicide methods in it. For example, I'll stand in a tub and eventually it'll fill with water and a toaster will swing down but that will set off something else and then a hidden shotgun will fall and point at me but then it'll swing away and eventually a noose will drop. All with a bunch of rube Goldberg goodies inbetween. Ideally it'll be several minutes long and end with the hanging.

It should be pretty fun to build too.

Watching autistic cancer videos.

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Being baked to a crisp when the sun expands, because that's not supposed to happen for like a billion years and would mean I found a way to not age.

Dolce et decorum est

Of old age

I see this suggested all the time but no one ever actually does it. C'mon people

Do an hero with a gun to the roof of my mouth and then pull the trigger

Alone

at the wheel of a 747 about to impact the islamists black box in mechha while a 12 year old natalie poryman blows me

Nice dubs.

OP here, those are some mighty fine ways to meet your maker. anyone who can make up the best way to die will be given the title as an hero

I understand you typed this with one hand so you could masturbate to the image, but that misspelling of Mecca is fucking hilarious. Makes me think of the cube transforming into a black and gold gundam with a turban on to strike you from the sky.

100% nitrogen atmosphere or cheaper CO

me myself i want to be found in a dark room hanging from my ceiling by a belt in a pepe mask with my dick out watching old re runs of thats so raven

>implying my plane can't transform too

Beautiful exquisite man

At the end of a long, happy, fulfilling life, my loving and faithful wife at my side, surrounded by my kids, grandkids, and close friends, and pass away peacefully and painlessly with no regrets.

you're going to die alone

Become rich, have many kids, influence the world then die in your sleep with a hard attack while dreaming about chicken.

Like this

Skydiving would be a fun way to end it all

Didn't know you can die of virginity

By killing someone worth dying for. A corrupt politician or a Muslim or something.

how do you think you could convince a guard to hold fire so you could actually get a few rounds in. Or do you think if you jumped in with a steak around your neck they would know your intentions and not kill their animals for you

In my own bed with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

Same

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

Death by alcohol poisoning.

chop your head off with an axe

i dont care as long as it happens soon

I would dissect my own body while drinking pure wodka and mutilate my penis and die of blood loss

Taking my great granddaughters virginity on my 110th birthday

fucking muslims

Technically ?
a gunshot in the back of your head.

Morphine od

something something something harmambe

not bad. with about 2000 of you, we could make a positive change.

have a heart attack while fucking hitomi tanaka

death by jerkin it too hard to mai waifu

Kidnap my boss and his family slowly torture and slaughter them in front of him Waterboard him with his children's blood then blow my brains out

finally someone posts something that makes sense on this thread

90y old with mah dick deep inside some random, and younger, chick. Easy.

Take poison that takes a few seconds to kill and jump off of a high building wtc for example, get to jump off somewhere and not feel impact. Also no stupid open casket funeral

they have this really cool invention for jump off stuff and not feel impact called parachute.

>cum in jar
>age by 40 years
>drink it
>hopefully the fermented semen pacts a lethal punch
>murdered by a jar of millions of my potential children
>leave them 60 bucks for a game on steam
>gg kids

i don't think you're getting the point here

Jumping out of a plane with no parachute while aiming for an elementary school playground at recess.

>Tie piano wire around my neck
>Tie rope around legs 2 feet shorter than the piano wire
>jump off building
>before hitting the ground the piano wire severs my head
>my hands catch my head as the rope around my ankles goes taught
>hung upside down holding my own severed head

One of these two would be my go to options.

I forgot that step 3 was tie hands together in a cup position above my head, my bad.

Tons of lsd.

Self immolation

>whats Sup Forumss ideal way to die?

- Be between 90 & 100
- Enjoy a nice dinner with a glass of whiskey
- Sit on front deck to watch the sunset
- Listen to radio until sleepy
- Fall asleep & never wake up again

being given immortallity by aliens
must be the same as death
i have been here 9000 years today,
feels good man
exsept im feeling dead inside

cocaine, viagra and a blowjob from someone who just came of age.

More people die this way than most of us realize. They call it "palliative care," or "hospice," but it really amounts to slowly overdosing on morphine.

Glad you asked

>get shot in bank robbery
>be teller at said bank
>don't be a hero I just give them the money
>get shot anyway cause I'm ugly and fat

Or

>go out like George clooney in that movie gravity
>just drifting through outer space with no chance of rescue
>watch the universe go by while I wait to run out of oxygen
>no one ever finds my body

Immortality on this plane of reality must be hell.

You got dubs, you do it

Its not how, its when

nice dream, nancy.