Ask a drunk Englishman anything

Ask a drunk Englishman anything.

Why are you such a faggot

why are you drunk on a thursday

Im not pal.

Because lifes tok short.

Why did you vote for brexit?

To show the Globalists that we can still kick there arses.

where from

How you get alcohol in an Islamic country?

Yorkshire

Hiya bud checking in from Manchester just got through a fuck ton of gin where you from bud

stoke mayte

Theres only like 3 million ragheads ere dikhead. Most in london

>only 3 million
>only
You realize they're out breading you right?

3 million too many get them out

Aren't you the same as Irish people? You both smell like cabbage, have crooked teeth and ugly as fuck troll bodies.

Dont worry will kick them out after the civil war. Either that or make the north its own country and kick em out.

Too many of em

Nah thats a stereotype. Most people are pretty average looking. We actually have better teeth than yanks i read in an article

what do you think or irish people?

The Irish are inbred cunts with no money and a nothing government. Can't even bomb us properly the kiddy fiddling bellends

Cool guys. Im part irish by blood myself. Havent been there though.

Give us the 6 counties back.

Shut fak up you cunt. Treat our irish bros with respect.

Wat counties where u from

What football team do you support?

Should I get drunk tomorrow?

Hahahaha fuck off mate go finger a leprechaun. Nothing like you were, you gave in to the English master race

Not a footy guy. Ised to support man u back when i was a kid.

I know. I just want to see if ya get mad. Those quads tho

Burnley brother

I am english u cunt stop pickin on the irish

Yeah why not.

OK, you're not too bad.
>> Fuck arsenal

Ha! Fuck off you fucken island ape

You can stay too I guess

Hhaha ok bruv are u a yank whats it like in america? Do u own a gun

Because I've been drinking every weekend since new years

Where's the respect to us

How did your empire go from ruling half of Eurasia, India, all of North America and parts of South America to the collection of muslim-cock-sucking twats you are now?

The answer:
>Liberalism

SHUT YA FACKING MOUTH U CUNT

u wot m8?

What part of Yorkshire? Huddersfield here

Come n get me with your toothtowers

You do realise every country in the west is going through this sort of thing right? Subversion.

England is superior in every conceivable way

Spurs fan by any chance?

Barnsley outskirts near sheffield.

Ya I'm Italian American in NY. Upstate, not a city jerk off with the stupid accent. Pellet gun. No real shit. Don't need one really unless I plan on going hunting one day. Other than that hand guns are for scared pussies. How the UK? I think euro is more cultural than the US. Bunch of brainwashed crybabies here.

>every weekend since new years
Woah slow down buddy that's a bit crazy

I don't want it to become a problem.

Burger here ... love you guise and gun owner

Have a cousin out there, fairly shit place from what I can remember, no offense

WE WILL GO CRUSADS ON UR ARSE M8

i wanna die

>Why stop now?

How many time a week would you say you drink? How much would you drink each time?

Only in your libtard city. Fuck NY

Maybe 12 beers on a friday

>hiya bud
fag alert

Not me faggot troll

Probably cos he's an Englishman living in 21st century England.

ITS SHIT DONT CUM HERE WERE GETTING FUCKED BY PAKISTANIS

move state and get a gun i would if i were a yank. What if someone comes in ur house at night?

mad repec for op

I don't live in the city. Read the post faggot. Only scared bitches who can't fight carry hand guns. Rifles are a different story.

You hurt my little peelings user

Fuck off

I see you dislike Globalists. Are you aware that even the Globe itself is bollocks

Jealous m8 wish i was american sometimes you have more rights than us. Your constituion is awesome.

If someone comes to your house at night over here and you hit them you can go to prison. DONT GIVE UP UR GUNS

You're a dumbass

My pitbull would tear them apart. I hope someone tries to invade my house so I have an excuse to fuck them up after my dog has their way. I have knives and bats if need be. It's not violent here like people think. It's the media making it that way.

What is a welsh?

Get a paintball gun mate can get small pistol style ones they hurt like fuck would get a scrub out my gaff

Be honest, at this time of night, if you weren't drunk, you wouldn't be an Englishman.

Pussy hand gun owner. You'll probably shoot yourself before you ever use it on anyone.

Welsh are like englishmen with funny accents. They are bro tier.

Don't plan to but if that manly man Italian fuck from UPSTATE comes at me, I'll scream like a girl. Such a man!

...

That's all you had to say? Ok then faggot. Truth hurts I know

whatcha drinking ?

jd here

Cool bait

YEAH FUCK NASA CANT TRUST THOSE FUCKERS

Are you still butthurt being a pussy handgun owner? You faggots too scared to fight like men

thats all a bunch of bullshit. we have the right to shit. its all lies. the constitution is meaningless, this is not the country it once was.

Not op but boddies master race popping in

And you went for it newfag

PERONI ON MY 12TH BOTTLE

Show me where I stated that I owned a handgun you stupid double nigger

more Italian samitches you bitch

Ya there are loop holes around that shit. Marshall law and say good bye to our rights and liberties. People don't pay attention cause that shits been legislated away years ago. No one took the time to see it

What u hatin for then? You stated no purpose. Be clear, there're no ID's here

time to change it back huh?

OP HERE

DONT LET THE FUCKERS TAK UR GUNS

WE ENGLISH R FUCKED EE CANT DEFEND OURSVLES

Good one! You win the Sup Forums award!

Fuck off yanks twats this is about beer and England

Dunno if it'll happen man.

Piss off faggorite

Pitch forks and torches like old times mate

what type of beer are you enjoying right now?

Oh fabulous!
Now blow me