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Hey, Imy fairly new to weed and was wondering If anyone knows any good rolling tips (I'm shit atm) also if there's any good films to watch while high, I'm more into trippy, phsycological films, thanks

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The best rolling tip is keep doing it until it becomes muscle memory.
They'll look and smoke like shit to begin with, but you will get better with practice.

OP i learned to roll by getting papers and rolling a joint and breaking it apart and repeat until i could roll. I'm not the best roller i have friends that strive for perfection but i can roll joints as long as my fore arm now. and always have a nice shape and pull it's just practice makes perfect

don't worry about the perfect tuck, don't be afraid to fold it with the roll. and to stop the chasing that u'll get, wrap a second paper over the first one youe rolled, this is called a steamroller joint. it reduces chasing. also, always pick ur but into little bitties like shake ALMOST. don't put nugs in them like they a blunt cause it will just chase like a mofo. my best tip is doing the steamroller joint. realy helps

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I was shit when I tried rolling too, you'll figure it out. Keep at it. I'm a dumb ass and figured it out. Also I don't know what you mean by "psychological", but some good films I like at the moment. (pic related)

Watch fear and loathing in las vegas.

Best tip I could give is dont be afraid youll rip the skins. But dont be too rough, practice makes perfect.

Apply just a tiny layer of shit to the inside of your rolling paper. Your own shit works best but I've found cowturds work too if you're out in the open

Just practice enough. I learned it 16 years ago.

Forgot to post movies

Buy a cigarette roller makes perfect joint everytime

Keep rolling joints and dumping them out again until you get one that looks almost smokable, and then smoke it and see what areas you need to improve on. Could be too tight, too loose, not properly crumbled.. ect

You can use a card like a bank or credit card to help create the fold for the tuck before you roll, look it up on youtube it's pretty simple and handy

Thats not the best shape for a joint

Are those activated charcoal filters any good? been looking at them for a while now

if you like mysteries and drama

these things suck DICK 4 me. I can never get them right, move the bud around all wrong n shit, cant get a good fold and lick. stick it with your finger rolling, both thumbs and two fingers on each hand to pack and roll. again don't worry about the tuck, do a fold, second paper on your second joint if first proceeds to chase. good luck m8

practice makes perfect OP.
Also, don't roll if your stoned already. pic related

watch neon genesis evangelion

Watch The Blue Planet, episode 2: The Deep. The whole series is good, but that is the best episode. If you like underwater documentaries anyway. I like watching nature while I'm stoned.

>Pick ur but
Hahahahaha.
>Second paper
Gross, that's dumb.

OP, just keep practicing, and make sure not to roll 'em too tight or else it won't smoke. My best advice is to get a pipe or a bong. You get higher and you smoke less, in my experience. Plus, a nice bong is less harsh.

As for the movie/show question, Off The Air. Produced by Adult Swim, it's 15 minute episodes that are just trippy as fuck. My brother showed it to me a while back, it's pretty funny.

I got the whole planet earth collection, its fucking great

Dude the "body" episode with the flimsy guy lol

Through a Scanner Darkly and In Bruges - last two films I really enjoyed whilst high.

Watch into the void

this

This

dude honestly buy yourself one of these they roll the best perfect cone joints amazon.com/Cone-Artist-Roller/dp/B00V2KL5CY

just rolled one with it looky here

Shit dude

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buy some loose tobacco
roll it into joint
tear it in half, dump it out
roll it again

roll 20 or 30 and you'll be able to get something that doesn't look like total shit.

WATCH WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW

not the person who posted the pic, but yeah. they definitely make the smoke a lot less harsh (especially if you roll with tobacco). but they do take away quite a bit of the weed taste, and i noticed they pretty much instantly clog with shitloads of brown mud when you're smoking dank weed in the cold. so yeah, i still preffer paper tips (or 'filtip' / jilters)

Practice with 1 broken up cigarette

practice

also i start the tuck from middle. also I put the filter in last.

whats the orange thing on the tray

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been smoking for about 4 years now, you just get better with time. i still occasionally roll a terrible one, especially when my hands get too dry.

i remember when i started smoking i used a card rolling technique i found on youtube, the guys name was mastah rolla or something like that if you want to look it up.
you pretty much just use a card to pinch the paper inside, then you just lick it and finish rolling

if you want it to come out uniform thickness instead of pregnant in the middle, leave more on the sides than in the middle, when you press/roll, it evens out...

clean better

Damn man, would you try to teach a toddler by handing it crutches?
If he get's all of that shit, he'll never learn to handroll perfect joints while looking away and laughing.
I'm pretty sure that is a cone shape crutch thingy.

yeah if you want to get seasick...and be disappointed... the dmt animation is the only cool part, the chick is hot too, but overall it's a nope.

don't know the name anymore, i bought one a few years ago at a cultiva expo.

the see through plastic on the left is to put your weed into. you roll your paper around the orange thing, lick it til you have an empty cone with a filter. then you insert the see through plastic into your cone and press done with the orange thingy till you have a fully packed, really tight, cone-like joint.


/pic kinda related, the most cone like joint i ever smoked (wasn't rolled with that orange thing thou)

A toddler to walk*

I usually get very frustraitet with movies while being high. I start seeing so many cracks with the story line and always critisise the entore film. The only movie i havent fellt this withis "Dune". The entire film is so ilogial that it makes sense

found it, its called cone artist
here's a pic how you use it

not OP but what do you think of my first succesful joint?

That joint is an exceptional waste of weed man.

Such decadent use of superfluous paraphernalia.
In my day we we rolled joints out of the book of mormon and spit and were happy to get high from half of the joint before it broke in our hands.

not really.
hotboxed it with 2 friends of mine in a small storage room, that joint also had shitloads of kief and hash in it. nothing went to waste and we smoked consantly for good 45 minutes

this guy knows whats up

>smoked for 45 minutes
>nothing went to waste

uhh, everything after each person had like 3 hits is a waste...
excessive and super wasteful, smh.

do you ever look at some old pictures of dank buds you had and have to think dafuq am i smoking right now?

>uhh, everything after each person had like 3 hits is a waste...
just because you get mad high and pass out after more than 3 hits doesn't mean that everyone else does feel the same, smh

no, i don't take pictures of weed, because i'm not 14, and it's evidence...

kids these days...

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high is high, once you're high it's not like you can really get higher, and there is a difference between high and stoned... give it some time, you'll get it...

bet you were fuckin BLAZED.. sounds good. I wish

>and it's evidence...
only if you get caught... or live somewhere where weed ain't legal

Bruh just leave the thread with your condescending douchefaggery

yeah I guess so, but a lot of people dont even like crutches, i prefer using them and I like the cone style. This makes it easier. Is it cheating, yeah, but eh, I'd rather have perfect ones prerolled. If I want to handroll I roll a blunt.

I'm this user .
If you want to make a join that lasts long and gets a
lot of people high, make it thin and long, not wide and short.
The short fatty just burns a bunch of weed while you aren't toking at it.

sucks, but it isn't legal anywhere in the U.S.

Using these is what helped me learn how to roll. They're a little long so you're gonna wanna tear like a quarter of it off but these being flat really helps. Also they're tasty

fuck off with your 'bruh' cocksmoker.

fuckin kids...

watch moon or the tv show hannibal

You sound like an affluent person.
If you can't roll a perfect joint, from stuff you've MacGyvered from your surrounding, you don't really want to get high.

If everyones whose not a fag like you is a kid, ga ga goo goo

it's just prefference. i preffer to feel a heavy high, most probably because i don't get high/stoned or whatever the fuck you want to call it, so easily.

yeah, that was the first indica and not a hybrid i smoked in a while, it was a great day. but i hate hotboxin', i always get a headache

lol affluent

it was just for me and my 2 friends, so 3 people in total - and we only had one paper left so we made a pretty good use of it.
btw i usually just roll like this:

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

I have two reasons for wanting to jump through my screen, travel the net and then exit through your screen.
Reason one, I'm out of weed.
Reason two, The way you roll is triggering my OCD and I want to rectify that joint.

Who is this bitch?

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watch pee wee's big adventure

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>good films to watch while high

couple a love birds just chillin' on the chronic. with music too.

youtube.com/watch?v=NKID2LRzIdY

You guys think Trump/Sessions is going to enforce federal law in medical MJ states?

if its good weed, use a pipe or a bong, joints are only good for mexistress brick/reggies...watch the prestige

Do you even know what tolerance is?

>good films to watch while high, I'm more into trippy, phsycological films,

getting baked the first time

youtube.com/watch?v=q8oEOQIh1L8

the feds don't give a shit about medicinal, it's recreational they might go after.

tbh wayne's world is one my favourites to watch high

>phsycological films,

youtube.com/watch?v=L1jB7RBGVGk

do you?

not trippy or anything just a shitty comedy

It's all practice man.

To be honest I've been smoking for over 5 years and my joint rolling skills are still shit. Most of it is just because I smoke almost entirely out of glass since it's much less wasteful and easy to pass around. And luckily I live in colorado so whenever I do need a joint for on-the-go occasions I just buy a pre-rolled at the dispensary.

>evidence
>living in buttfuck kentucky

youtube.com/watch?v=Blz5cie1xf8

it's like this man, some people take way more to get high in the first place, if you've been smoking nothing but dabs daily a joint wont do shit.

Repetition is key OP, everyone starts by being shit and you just improve from there. Managed to find a pic of one of my first joints to prove it