Am I gay if I like girls with short hair and small tits?

Am I gay if I like girls with short hair and small tits?

>girl
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

No you're not, they're complete straight and normal.

>girl
>tits

not gay

cool pasta m80 I r8 8/8

No, you're gay because you suck dicks

Whoa there partner

I'm impress with her gyroscopic abilities

thanks mr skeltal

No, you're not gay. However, you are an enormous fucking idiot for asking the question and/or thinking this in the first place.

God damn 13 year olds

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dubs trips check

sauce

literally the first time I've ever hit trips. Truly, a story for the ages.

geizer

>literally the first time I've ever hit trips

check'd

check'd

not gay just a pedophile

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No. You're gay if you prefer dicks to pussy. If you'd rather have sex with a man, you're a flaming faggot

No, but you are into 12yo asian boy bodies.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Gets thread?

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Where the fuck is the sauce?

Are you straight if you like boys with long hair and fake tits?

That's gayer than sucking dick

I fetish i got from hentai is sucking a girls small breasts,
could never find a real version of this though. any breast sucking irl stuff i see only involves large breasts.

tl;dr

Absolutely not. I do so myself and am very straight, thank you.

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Does your mom or sister have short hair and small tits?

That would explain it.