Things you will only admit on Sup Forums:

Things you will only admit on Sup Forums:

I wet the bed until I was 17.

Nearly 10 years without incident but I still think about it everyday.

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you know thats one of the go-to signs of serial killers

what the fuck is that?

MacDonald triad has been discounted.

It's more to do with being punished for bedwetting that is the issue, rather than the bed wetting itself.

haven't you ever seen a tattoo before?

kill that thing

I fapped to OP's pic

same!
i wasnt even drunk

There are a lot of pics of this... thing. I don't know it's name to look up sauce. Can you perhaps help a Sup Forumsro out with that?

I don't like traps.
I like freaks and psychos. 100% my fetish and nothing screams mental illness like turning your balls into an adhoc pussy.

They need to get their tattoos touched up.

I can't think of what I would call thing pictured. Anyway, I only tell people here that I have autism. Not even my parents know. I have my own place and a decent job though, so no one needs to know.

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I found this but no name. I know there's a lot of pics that exist of this freak

I have gay sex with my gay best mate every single time we get drunk, stoned and coked up together.
Been happening now for about a year in terms of actually having sex... and now I hate myself because I've only slept with a dude in the last 3 years... compared to about 100 women in the 10 years before that.
It's fun and hot at the time, but it makes me sick every time I think about it sober because I don't find any guy remotely attractive, and I fucking love eating cunt more than anything in the world.

I've got the set bro, give me a few minutes

I know she's an escort

Trans people on /lgbt/ told me this configuration was impossible. The fucking liars!

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When I was on holiday with some family and girlfriend, I wet the bed. Wasn't drunk or anything. 32 years old lol

I had sex with that person around 3 years ago. I swear to god. she was escorting just outside uxbridge in west London. I bottomed, before ask and it cost me 300 quid. nothing to write home about in the end

I have a horrible rash on my ballsack thats always so itchy

How does this even function. Where does the dick go? I have so many questions about this.

Name is Ashlee Flux

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I'm a 39 year old virgin

I like corned beef on white bread with mayo.

Ashlee Flux confirmed.

he was asking about the chair.

It's definitely a tranny right? Not a hermaphrodite? where does the dick go in it's ballhole. I legitimately don't understand the mechanics of this.

How do you know user? I take it you're high functioning?

It looks like a male-to-female transsexual that elected to keep their penis intact instead of using it to form parts of a neovagina.

How did they react?

>he had a hat and he
>had a job and he
>brought home the bacon so that
>no one knew

I have no fucking idea what I'm even looking at here. I mean, I could shape a more realistic penis out of play-doh and a more convincing cunt with tools from my garage. What was this monstrosity originally? What is it trying to become?

she/he/it explained it pretty well on her adult work profile. not a biological hemaphrodite, no. the pussy is man made. just really not body modification

I knew no-one would believe this but it's true. she advertised on adultwork for a few months and I got so curious I had to try

pretty much the same as op. i wet the bed a couple weeks ago, but i chalk that up to drinking WWWWAAAAYYYY too much

> What was this monstrosity originally?

Originally male. Genital surgery to create a neopenis is nowhere near that good.

> What is it trying to become?

Sex hybrid.

This sounds familiar to me, explain please?

Yeah but how would that work? In between the nuts is the hidden part of the shaft that leads to the prostate so... I don't understand what the mechanics of this are. Did they split the shaft and put the skin in the middle of it? But if so... how would penetration be possible if the two parts of the dick are hard as a rock?

I dono lol. It's pretty impressive though.

which bio, it's not on it's twitter or fb

*Eagerly awaits further information*

Who uses that color of green to paint a wall?

adultwork. an escort site that's well used in the uk

Nice dubs. I have included a drawing of what I expect a dick to look like and a representation of that dick.

I have dreams of myself having sex with my father or my brother. I always wake up horny and creeped out after that. And during the day i feel like a dirty incestous slut. And i don't even have a good relationship with neither of them.

yeah fantasies can be weird like that.

whore

wow!
would you please post the rest of the set? I've lost it....

And the worst part is that, during the dream, i really enjoy the sex. I can feel the lust and desire. The weirdest thing? I claim myself as a lesbian. During the day, i don't even find men attractive.

yesss!!! go on, please!!

Are you a girl?

In mine I'm a girl and I'm lezzing out with an imaginary sister I don't have. I'm not trans when I'm awake. Brains are weird.

I jerk off to my brother-in-law's wife

I just want to know what went through the mind of the tattoo artist when this person came in and asked for the tattoos on and around its dickgina to be done.

It's possible the false vagina was made in the perineum in between the root of the penis and the external anal sphincter. As you go deeper, the 'vagina' will lie in between the prostate and the rectum.
The surgeon who attempted this really knew his anatomy as the procedure was very risky since damaging the external anal sphincter would have caused permanent fecal incontinence

Yeesss, but no tits, so i don't even bother.

Pics?

I want to come home and catch my girlfriend fucking another guy. I want her to laugh at me while I watch and jack off. Then I want her to send her bull on his way, and spend the rest of the night comforting me, telling me things like "sure he fucked me better, but my heart will always belong to you".

Our own minds can play some really fucked up games with us.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY IDEAL PARTNER. PUSSY AND DICK FTW! anyone other maybe pornstars have it done?

How is the rest of your life OP? Curious if cucks are completely in control of the rest of their life and escape that with cuckoldry or are actual losers who use cuckoldry to escape the fact that this fasntasy is likely to become a reality anyway.

Does it piss out of poosy or peepee.

My life is pretty good. Software engineer for call center companies like transcom and alorica, I make pretty good money doing that. I've talked to my girlfriend about cucking before and she was absolutely disgusted by the thought. That was the last and only time we ever talked about it, I'm way too ashamed to bring it up. Though, I jerk the fuck off like a madman when she's away from the house, thinking she's fucking her boss or something but nah. She's not like that. It's bitter sweet.

.22 to the taint. Done.

Thanks for the insight user.

Since your life seems good, it's probably for the best that things turned out like this anyway.

I've heard people say the fantasy is better than the reality when it comes to things like this.

Why think about it?

No problem!

You're probably right, I've been cheated on before when I was a teenager. Not fun.

I wasn't able to tie my own shoes until 9th grade. I was never able to fucking work out where the rabbit hole was for the longest time

same

Listen here you fuckwits.

I was talking about the clearly unfinished install job on the mail slot.

jesus fucking christ

I think about it because I'm fearful it might happen again.

I find it humiliating but was never subjugated because of it.

kek'd and check'd

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Just when I think I've seen everything

Nice quads man

The first time I had sex I was 10 years old. It was filmed and your could order it through the mail.

I fucked a horse once, or twice.

Are you not sure the number?

Rye and mustard or go die

No.

How can you not be sure? Was it dark?

Hey me, too. Worried every day I'd smell like pee. Pissed in so many friends bed/carpets

You might have to hire it for a date and find out

I stabed a guy in the face...

>>surgeon knew his anatomy
Who woulda thunk

I don't understand. Do I need more autism to get this post?

Man I couldn't tie mine till about 2ND or 3rd grade and sometimes think about it and cringe.

Who with? Same or opposite sex adult or child etc.

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Lived with my brother and his dog . One time I was jerking off with her in the room. She comes up and starts licking my dick. Got her to lick balls and ass. When I came she happily ate it. I know it wasn't her first rodeo. Obviously never said anything.

Had a shitty family life with an older sister that was trying to get me to kill myself. Parents had me seeing a psychologist who prescribed a lot of antidepressants. He also had me answer questionnaires to point him in the right direction for treatment. I lied on all the sperg questions because I wouldn't give my family any more ammo to use against me. It was many years later that I took the tests again and answered honestly. I have aspergers. It sucks, but I'd rather people around me didn't know. I have average intelligence and I do ok aside from crippling depression and social ineptitude.

Continue?

How old are you now user? are you dry now?

I wasn't worried about the smell, but was worried about people finding out.

The first time was with a girl and she was about the same age as me. There were adults there and we talked and kissed some but no fucking the first time. They touched us and helped us. Later on I would fuck older women and younger girls. Never fucked or was fucked by a dude but a bunch of group stuff with guys and boys there. I only fucked girls though.

Now my mom will finally be proud of me.

I'm guessing it was your parents who put u up 2 this. How is ur relationship now?

I don't know them I was in foster care at the time. So not really parents. I was with them for 6 more years. I enjoyed it so there were kids with way worse lives.

ThAnks user, good to see you're doing well.

Enjoyed it?

Are you normal now, or at least partially normal?

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