Prove you're cool

Prove you're cool

>I DJ speedcore at illegal parties and sometimes I take my clothes off when I'm playing

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So this is a cringe thread?

I can NMNB most 2hus on lunatic and it only took me 4 years

Fuck off nerd. Prove you're cooler than me then instead of feeding us some stock lines. So far you're up there with Tipper Gore in the lame department.

>speedcore
>cool

Pick one

I skateboard all day without a shirt in public areas and smoke/drink all day everywhere and it makes me look edgy

I throw parties where 100+ people come. Maybe not DJ level but I out do most Sup Forums tards

You don't like blast beats?

Can you treflip tough?

I can do it fakie which even though it sounds harder its way easier

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Marlboro sucks ass tastes like chemicals and lasts like two seconds get a camel or an american spirit

No fakie sounds easier but it looks cooler. Body varial treflip fakies are for people with big dicks.

You're trying so hard to be cool, you whipped out the big guns and came up with... Tipper Gore?

Pathetic loser is pathetic.

Im working on doing it off ledges but atm im honestly trying to learn more vert tricks as thats the coolest shit besides rails

>i smoke Marlboro, you smoke cocks

Tipper Gore is lame royalty. I go right for the top shelf.

No i smoke cigarettes that arent for poor people or rednecks like you

I SAID
>i smoke Marlboros
AND
>you smoke cocks

If you go vert, go FAST. People who do vert and go slow drive me crazy.

Nah i smoke no cocks just quality cigarettes for people who like smoking in style

Should try a shelf more at eye level. With a mirror.

Yeah thats the hard part though im working on it bit by bit

>for people who like smoking in style
>for attention whoring faggots who rationalize a reason to look cool

I smoke Marlboros, you smoke cocks

I'm internet arguing with you, so I take the contrary position as per tradition.

Faggot.

My body temperature is 94 degrees.
>Cool

Pretty good user you're thinking outside the box

You should just get that on a shirt and wear it since you seem to like saying it a lot. Btw smoking causes cancer and all of you are morons.

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You're also comparing figurative dick sizes on the internet, which is about as loser as it comes.

I can do a front flip

i drive manual (stick)

no it doesn't silly, it increases your chances of getting it

but on the opposite, smoking alot of cocks seems to render someone stupid because look at you niggertits

Homeless people who suck dick for coke having nothing on me.

I just met with this hot as fuck asian girl from tinder. I smoked her up and we drove around then fucked in my car behind a restaurant. She asked me what her pussy tastes like n I said lo mein hahaaha

I can drive a truck with a manual transmission.

Except for the coke

I can transmission a manual in truck with a drive

Me too. More people should know how to do this. It's sort of irresponsible not to learn.

Easy dude some of your jokes are TOO good.

I can truck a stick with a manual.

cool

I can drive a truck with no transmission

That's Mr. Niggertits to you, blacklung.

I can drive a truck with no wheels

I've spun wax at the World Arena in front of 20K people, as well as the Cow Palace in SF anf lots of other places, too many to mention. The music I produced is still being sold on beatport.com and other sites including amazon.com. I no longer do it because I needed to find an actual career with retirement. Now, I am a firefighter.

daaaaaaamn!!

a manual can stick i with a truck

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i can drive a wheel with no truck

>speedcore

I got a Spazz record and a couple Graf Orlock's if that counts. I can play powerviolence. Not in any bands tho

I can drive a wheel with no truck.

kek

>I no longer do it because I needed to find an actual career
Oh so you're a failure. Got it.

I can fly a truck with no sails

I can drive a truck with no truck

Nobody successful has ever failed

>proving you're cool
>on Sup Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=oy0m-Kt6_P8

its me

I can truck a truck with a truck and a stick.

When I order a taco salad I often eat the bowl.

Dr. Phil! I love how you always act so smarmy and patronizing!

I voted for Trump

just go with the flow or move along buddy this is a fun zone where you can be fun instead of jerking off to black tranny pony cuck porn. GOT IT, PUNK?

My favorite word here is "often" as if to imply that sometimes you practice restraint.

One time I replied to my own post in a thread about guessing your last 4 digits

I once took a shit and didn't wipe

It'd be cool if it wasn't speedcore, you went from kool to cringe op
>INB4 prove you're cooler than me
at this point the fact that none of us DJ speedcore makes us cooler than you

doesn't count if you're indian

>anime porn

Fucking degenerates

I own a fender Jaguar and over 30 effects pedals and only make noise, because I'm too cool to actually play anything.

ive got a small dick but long fingers

Punk it got.

I uhhhhhh

LOL, actually I succeeded at it. But there is no pension for being a music producer / DJ. I would make only $5000 to $7500 per two-hour set, but those gigs were only once a month, and that doesn't pay the bills. I do still make money from selling my music though. I have tracks that I produced back in 2003 that are still selling on beatport, iTunes and a bunch of other sites.

I mean if we're being fair, not a lot of people in the entire world DJ speedcore. Not a lot of people like it, and understandably so. It's obnoxious. I don't agree with your populist stance on things, but I really enjoy the music. Can't help it.

I masturbate to anime.

I'm a Nazi but I date multi-ethnic communists for the aesthetic

Yeah sure... $5000 to $7500 around once a month and that doesn't pay the bills? That's $60k-$90k a year and if you meant after taxes, that's ridiculously good.

I don't jerk off to hentai but I found the color and size of this to be impressive. You can enjoy a cartoon ass and not be a weeb and jerk off to it, spaz.

>Prove you're cool
>I'm a speedcore DJ

OP is a faggot. Probably also a pedo, or at bare min a sexual predator

You're an Adolf Hipster

Whatever you say bro

Dude, you sound like my kinda guy.
I used to go to breakcore/gabba raves in warehouses that would get raided by riot police.
I fucking used to live for that shit.
Taking so many drugs, dancing to Rotterdam Terror Corps and generally going mental as fuck.
I like you, you're alright.
Then again, it is 5.25am and I'm pissed on cheap cider... I'd love just about anyone right now.

>You can enjoy a cartoon ass and not be a weeb and jerk off to it, spaz.
that thought's never occurred to me

That's hardcore.

That's not as much money as you think. Try living in Cali and making that much money. The guy who picks up trash makes more than that.

money.cnn.com/2016/02/24/news/economy/trash-workers-high-pay/

These accusations are outrageous.

I'm a Nazi, but I date Jews ironically.

YEH WHATEVER I DO SAY, BRO

music producer / dj
smoke tobacco out of a bong
live downtown
broke af tho

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Beat hella grimmy dude

You have to keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer

Says a lot about relationships, doesn't it?

i can truck a drive with no stick

But can you trick a dick when you writhe with no clit?

Moved out of my moms basement

If that is you man you are way cooler than me. I'm gonna hit you up. Seriously. I have a HUGE beat with some empty spaces for vocals and I like your random style. I'm signed too.

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