The ballad of Slippy G

What do you think he meant by this?

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Imagine a day in the life of Steven Gerrard

>wake up at 7:00 am to see your wife, Alex, didn't come home last night. Again.
>head to the bathroom and have a cry in the shower, thinking about that slip
>get dressed and get into the taxi waiting for you outside
>punch taxi driver in the back of the head because he doesn't have any Genesis CDs
>get out of taxi and walk the rest of the way to Anfield, taking in the sight of proud, young scouse men searching for scrap metal they could sell for heroin
>Get to Anfield where Brennie meets you at the door with a big shit-eating grin, a phone in his hand and a noticeable 5" erection
>'it's time, Stevie' he says and hands you the phone and a list of players' names who you've never heard of before
>'convince them, Stevie. Convince them good' Brennie says while stroking his erection through his shorts
>Head to bathroom and cry while you text a 12 year old Peruvian butcher's boy about Liverpool's rich history
>head to the training ground to see more new faces
>'Where's young Raheem? Where's Luis?' you stammer
>'We had to sell them, Stevie' Brennie grins at you, 'they didn't fit my philosophy'
>pass about with players who you know are shite, or will be at another club next season if they're decent
>head back to the changing room, watching Lovren kick a ball out of the stadium for the twelfth time that day
>Get changed and head home
>Alex greets you at the door and kisses you on the cheek, the unmistakable odour of bouncer cock lingering on her breath
>'Good night, honey?' you whisper
>She pats you on the back and heads out into town, dressed in a tight cocktail dress
>Go see your two daughters, cursing god that you didn't have a son and they probably aren't yours anyway
>Make beans on toast for yourself and head to the living room to watch One Night in Instanbul
>slip and drop your dinner on the floor
>head upstairs and lie down in bed, staring at the ceiling
>whisper '5 times la' to yourself while you cry yourself to sleep

Shouting
Lager, lager, lager, lager
Mega, mega white thing
Mega, mega white thing

Summoning the romanian lad

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Here comes the madman

MEGA, MEGA WHITE THING
MEGA, MEGA WHITE THING
MEGA, MEGA WHITE THING
MEGA, MEGA WHITE THING
(Come on BASED Rommy)

>tfw dragomir vojinovic is still sleeping off the previous nights boozefest and cant be here with us

Sure are a lot of worried ABLs

kept you waiting huh

BUTTERY BISCUIT BASEEEEED

UNRESTRAINABLE

WTF I LOVE GIPPOS NOW

HOW!?!!!!

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Based gypsy

dis does not fookin slip
youtube.com/watch?v=PIm7RiSx7xY

Underrated post

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HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT

That pitch is disgraceful, how can they pump millions into wages and not get a pitch relaid?

man where have you been, got us worried for a while

It's been a while my old friend

kek

underrated

would spee explode if there happened to be another title deciding slip this season ?

you know it

test

lel

Like clockwork

>spee
Dumb Austrian poster

>ballad of slippy G
>no ballad

It was a wonderful Sunday in April
And the scousers they roared in delight
They could smell their first premier league trophy
It was something they set in their sights

In their way were their rivals from London
The team Chelsea all decked out in blue
They had come for a draw, one point and no more
but they left with more than they knew

underrated

Kek

I've missed you based romanian

O ABSOLUTO LOUCOHOMEM

OUTSTANDING

Yes

It'll never top Gerrard though. Bear in mind that Liverpool had been waiting decades for their next title and the one time they stood a chance one of their club legends collapsed sending the whole thing into free-fall.

I do hope we get some drama/memes at the end of the season. The past few years have been great and I would love to see a Pogba fuckup costing United the title.

>I would love to see a Pogba fuckup costing United the title.
>implying Manure will get anywhere near the top 4

t. Chinese top red

I know but let a man imagine.

How many of you will top yourselves when we win the league? Serious question.

Don't know why you got no (You)s, this one's on the house

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you forgot the part where he molests his daughters

fucking hell who can stop this madman?

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Well well well

Please respond.

very nice

SEEEEE
MYYYYY
FENCE

SEE MY FENCE
DRUNKEN SCOUSERS ARE INCENSED
LIKE THIS TICKET
I JUST NICKED IT
PUSHING FROM THE BACK TILL THEY ALL KICK IT

LIIIIIIKE
MYYYYY
TROUSERS? FORMER SCOUSERS
CRUELLY CRUSHED, FROM COUNCIL HOUSES
BUT A TICKET AND NO MURDERS WOULD BE BEEEEST

SO LET'S KILL ALL THESE WOPS
BLAME LONDONERS AND THE COPS

SEE MY FENCE SEE MY FENCEEEEEEE

OH PLEASE
WONT YOU SEE
MYYYYYYY
FENCEEEEEEEEE

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;_;

BASED

Damn...

>that's offside

lel jks

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Damned gipsy!

Underrated post

I hate that it took me more than 2 seconds to recognize these lyrics and the overall joke

Holy shit I laughed IRL