Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>No claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>insults must be original
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>3DPD
>dogs are not waifus
>remember to take naps
>most important: Get comfy and have fun!

Claiming best girl

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still here.

Eh i'm really only watching them because they come on Toonami on Saturdays, i usually go for shorter ones as well.

Well, i guess i don't mind a little teasing..

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Its a great thing to help if you want to get into acting.

no its embarrassing..

You know its what I think is fun.
What if we did together?

Fine. About to go to bed actually

hi

only if you promise i can lick it all up when we're done..

stop you fucking neckbeards

I see. Good night, then

That i do, and i like you to have fun.

Oh, you act out the roles too?

hi
It would be expected.
What would be fun is if I could pass this stupid song on Osu.

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cancerous

So if you like to deal with even shittier people on your free time, then good for you.

Alright I'm going to bed to cuddle with juvia now. Nighty night everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Shorter I've noticed i like more than longer ones with the exception if Fairy Tail.

you should just make it easy for me and shoot into my mouth~
your mother has cancer! i hope she diiiiies!

Keep at it,i know you can do it!

Goodnight Juvia.

I did, still feel tired.

even more cancer for making a mom joke

cuddle me too, goodnight

You start from scratch when a new league starts, so you'll start with nothing like everyone else.

Well if the game is worth it then I wouldnt mind it
Id much rather feel your tongue on me. Start cowboy bebop?
I FAILED ON THE LAST LIKE 5 NOTES. END ME.

I guess ill download it and try it for a bit with you tomorrow or something.

Night

i hope she suffers a 10 on the scale before blowing brains out all over the walls
>blush
a-and no.. i haven't started, sorry

Mix a Monster with 5-hour energy

Dont worry about it. Its just whenever you get around to it.
No.

Fresh Baked MemesĀ®

Try again, nevr give up!

>ERP in thread
CEASE THIS FAGGOTRY

Try me faggot.

Her being dead makes it 10x better.

Nah ive tried like 5 times on each. Thats good enough for now.

It isn't though. It's addicting, but not worth it at all.

This happens quite often:
youtube.com/watch?v=3mWI-dPL3FA

Then I just can't sleep later on.. not that I usually can anyways and feeling too lazy to go buy them too.

i hope you die from suffocating on your nigger dads piss and shit going into your nose and mouth

/thread

ERP is cancer sent from the cancer gods

You lose?

Would you like a shoulder massage to help you relax?

Inb4 Saya is best girl.

Yay

I'm officially herby claim this meme to be stale..

Nah. Im about to play LoL so that should be uh yeah.
So how does it work? Classes and all that wise?

i will soon~ just enjoying the peace and quiet right now
I hope you die from MRSA

Mask lady

Read that chat. That happens in most of the games.

You're late. See

We do in our friend group. Organised play is different. Only a couple of us do costumes though.

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i hope you die from the aids your father gave you

Ah oh well, maybe next time i'll be able to rub my hands over you~. Have fun~.

Stop making this thread retarded with this ERP shit, please.

For fucks sake have some fucking pride, get a room you neckbeards, seriously fuck off.

No one wants to see this shit.

Thats always nice after what you did heh.
Imagine waking up with this standing over you
Oh cancer got it.
Ill still try to chat but responses will be slower.

for real.

I'll rape you and give you the aids
im so embarrassed >.<
i shouldn't have done that

blah blah blah this thread was created as a place for insomniacs to gather blah blah blah it only used to be 1 thread a week blah blah blah the avatars are about identity not ERP blah blah blah cancer

Your chode can't rape anybody. I'd make you my bitch.

As a great man once said.

"I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot."

WCT's disgust me

You feel relieved and wont need to for a bit so I think its worth it.

I'll explain when im done eating.

/thread

Yeah, have fun.

That's fine, just don't forget about me ok~.

Cool what are you having?
I probably wont but worth a go

youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

fucking gross, i can smell the sweat and dorito's from here, thanks for ruining the thread

go ahead and fuck me, you'll still get aids
i still want to be able to have your arms around me right now and let me listen to your breathing until i fell asleep

>condoms

You're not worth fucking, I'm sure you're a fucking disgusting pathetic excuse for a human.

Same goes for your erp fag fuck buddy

Havent had doritos in a while and its too cold to sweat. No good insulation in this house.
You and me both.

>listen to your breathing

jesus christ what the hell

Mine!

And then you stick it in
hot

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That's sweet.

You're welcome. And fuck you now i want some Doritos.

>implying you wouldn't go all out in my ass and break the condom on your own
okay okay, i'm going to leave meow
>kisses you again
goodnight~

Lose weight

Shower more

Get a life

QOTT: What does your waifu-- stop with the role-playing, get a kik, or telegram or discord, whatever the kids are using these days to ERP in peace and quite, you're the reason these hug-boxes have devolved into a cesspool of rotting cum-soaked-socks-- mean to you?

Glad you liked it.
Goodnight and sleep well. Ill see you later.

I know i need to

I shower everyday

Again, i know i need to.

Im back

Late? What do?

Silly little faggot, I don't have a waifu, because considering a fake anime girl to be your wife is the most cancerous thing on the planet.

I just have best girls.

[doesnt mean i dont want to fuck them though]

Bork, as usual.

Means bork.

what the actual fuck is going on in here?
bring back dogfucker, he was more tolerable than this.

Have you considered or even attempted suicide?

I'd be happy to walk you through it, it's pretty easy.

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Ignoring the chunk in the middle on the grounds it doesn't apply to me...
My waifu is something to strive towards. That's really all. Something of a lofty set of character traits i endeavor to emulate, and that i respect.

Your waifu can never love you back, and if she could choose, she would rather kill herself than be a cumstained pillow that some neckbeard keeps in his closet.

I have one for you too.
youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU

I've thought about it, but things aren't that bad enough to do it.
> Implying i need to be walked through how to kill myself
It's not very hard.

I'm just assuming you are on the highest point of the autism scale, user.

no.

I'm gonna have to side with a lot of the anons posting in here, this thread is pretty abysmal.

i didnt know you were such a rping faggot smug, like wow

Pretty cancerous with the OwO, what's this's.

Only late at night when I get lonely.

Pretty sure i don't have autism but ok.

Oh, okay..

I don't have a pillow case of her, i never implied a fictional character could love me back, and i'm happy to say i'm quite aware of how to shave.

Your insults are generic and untargeted. Try again.

Are you implying that you aren't lonely all the time?

If I had to guess, you have no friends, or sex live, and you're probably ugly as fuck too.