>Be american
>Go to space
>Die
Be american
Aiden Parker
Bentley Mitchell
>Inb4 a radio record of Soviet cosmonaut dying in fire.
Grayson Robinson
I like the one Jew with them.
David Bennett
>be American and Soviet
>go to space
>die many times
Wyatt Harris
>Even a Jew is Ramon in USA
:^D
Kevin Wright
>be American
>have to be stupid astronaut instead of glorious cosmonaut
Wyatt Martin
Time-lapse?
Lucas Thomas
>be soviet dog
>go to space
>die
Benjamin Phillips
>be american
>go to the moon
>nobody believes you actually did it
Caleb Bell
>BBUT WE DID IT MUH FLAG
Levi Sanchez
That's just mean
Adrian Torres
Seriously, are there independent proofs?
Landon Murphy
French.
Eli Nguyen
Too lazy to make a full sentence?
Alexander Turner
>still believing that it was the german white males who put us on the moon
can't wait till we make kino about sovet hidden figures
Josiah Watson
Nah.
Anthony Russell
>tfw only jew in space got rekt
his son exploded in an f-16 crash as well. the ramons didn't fly so good
Adam Nelson
This name sounds like a Russian official's bank account.
Jackson Miller
that joke sounds like a comment on youtube or reddit
Jeremiah Thompson
R.I.P.
something of value was lost
Cooper Reed
I can also make a joke about Americans who hide their figures in fat.
Wyatt Foster
just make your own show on tv
Jordan James
space churkas when
Charles Rivera
>didn't fly so good
Alexander Howard
They don't know Sup Forums memes.