I literally just got caught masturbating by my obsessive mother. Fuck my life

I literally just got caught masturbating by my obsessive mother. Fuck my life.

well just keep living at home forever then

Kek what did she do/say

It's complicated. I work at home and I need my shop.

Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry...She kept repeating sorry as she left the room and went downstairs.

did you keep on masturbating

No. I tried grabbing my underwear as she came in but it was too late. It was dark in my room but I was sitting on the carpet with my laptop watching porn and fapping. This is the most embarrassing moment of the year thus far.

i once got caught too, but that was now over a year ago, i really hope my mom forgot about that

Kek happened to me recently when I was visiting them. She either didn't realize it because I was partially covered in a blanket and had a non-porn stream running or chose to act like she didn't notice. Either way, was a weird and awkward feel.

How old are you?

29

Just establishe eye contact.. and finish on carpet.

Eh my mom caught me fapping to scat porn so..

I went from full erect to flaccid in maybe 10 seconds.

Your story is more shameful than mine. My porn was obscured.

holyshit, that sucks. how the fuck could she see what you're fapping to?

No.

You need to just walk into the living room where she I see sitting and begin savagely wanking off.

You can do it, my son.

Did you finish?

nice.

No.

kek

next time close you door. shit happens and will be forget and don't care about it so much everybody faps.

And your at home with your mother?

I did close my door my man. I live in an apartment upstairs. She literally came upstairs to say hello or some shit and knocked on my door. I immediately lost my shit and tried to put my underwear on but it was useless. She knocked on my door a few times before letting herself in.

:(
Full screen... shot of a girl taking a massive shit over a cock.. yeah

O kek you dumbass at least lock your door first

Admittedly I fucked up.

Have you ever had sex?

Lol..

Move out you child...

Ive been out of home for 14 years XD..

hAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA that's fucking stupid.

well you're fucking gay and I hate this story now.

Ahh, I'll take that as a no then

Good job you should do it again sometime.

Can some talented user please document this event with a drawing, please?