ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I report all cuckold threads or threads of people posting their fake girlfriends.

i just filter out that cuck shit

bmp

I monitor this website for suspicious material and add people to a list or possibly file for an investigation if the situation warrants.

so your secret is that you're homosex

Much Homosex.

I've been shitting in the shower for the past 4 years.

now you can step back from the ledge cut ties with all the lies youve been living in

Sup Forums I'm over at the apartment of the girl I love. I'm her best friend and we got high earlier, but once I left I got paranoid from the weed and I convinced her to let me stay over.

She knows how I feel about her and things with her boyfriend/ex they both know aren't going to last.

When she let me in, she didn't say much. Let me in, and then she went right to bed. She left her bedroom door open (for me I guess) and she's laying in the middle of the bed. There's enough room for me if I had the balls to try.

Currently I'm laying on the floor in her room. As I said she is asleep.

What do?

Post a pic of her sleeping to start off with

I sit down when I pee.

No faggot. It took me 2 minutes of staning at her door just to get enough courage to come in here.

go to her bed and sleep with her

I do this too. Its a sign of intelligence or vagina (mutually exclusive).

She's asleep faggot she's not gonna know you took a picture

You know I want to, but if she wakes up and gets weirded out then it's all ogre (we watched Shrek while high earlier). We have layed in bed together when we hang out, but to try and sleep with her (even if I stayed to one side) is a big step.

Would you understandif i did not want to see you again?

It's too dark anyways. I sure as hell won't put on the flash

My cock always kisses the ceramic

I own an 11 inch brown dildo.

if you had chance with her she'd already have broken up with her bf and would've be with you, if she gets weirded out that's just confirmation that there's nothing to it. do it and try your chances,if nothing at least you'll be able to move on, better that than letting yourself suffer by being in friendzone if you do.

glad someone got this

I shit my pants in my inlaws house, and i blamed a dog for shitting on the furniture. I said i sat in it

This, it's a win-win situation. If she's interested then fine and if not, get over it. Fag.

I stand when i shit

And i exclusively lay on my side to vomit

i lie in these threads for the lulz.

im also a fairly attractive woman with a sick sense of humor.

I currently am suffering from hep A, so ive been doing all 3

I use humor to deflect some things that are seriously wrong with me.

Like I'll joke and say I hate everyone.

But its the truth. I mean I really REALLY hate human beings. We're all disgusting creatures. And we're all just extremely nasty to eachother for almost no reason. Myself included. And all of us are so fucking hypocritical. We demonize people just to hide the fact that in secret we're just as vile and repylsive as whoever we're persecuting.

This also makes me feel incredibly depressed, knowing that I hate all of you, when Im every bit as human. So I use self depricating humor as a way to convey my scuicidal levels of depression, in a form factor that won't result in people doting on me, just to earn superficial reightious points that mean nothing. It also feels horrible when everyone has the magic snake oil cure for it all, when really they know theyre just as fucked up as me, and there ISN't a fix for any of it.

mom's car finger. back of friends vehicle.

Jesus can fix you if you are willing

I see what you did there, chekd

Nigga, you just a cynical little bitch. I actively go out of my way to help people, and i try to see the good in everyone. Sure, i get burned every once in a while, but alot of the times, it pays off.

Key example, i bought a homeless man a bottle of whiskey (his choice, i offered him food) and a couple months later he found me and told me how he turnd his life around, for the sheer fact that someone was nice enough to let him have what he wanted. I didnt tell him no, didnt say he was a fuck up, and now hes got a job and a place to sleep that isnt behind a dumpster.

when i was 10 i was curious about womens boobs so i waited until my mother fell asleep an tried to peek at her boobs but most i could see was her areola.

feel really bad about it now.

When I found out my single mother was actually my kidnapper when I turned 14, I blackmailed her into sex. She was my sex partner for the next 15 years, begrudgingly the first 5, until she died in a car wreck. I "discovered" I was kidnapped then and hooked up with my birth family. Birth family doesn't know why it took so long to discover the "evil secret" or that I was essentially blackmail-raping my fake mom.

somebody is looking for credit.

everybody, give this man a round of applause so he can fuck off after.

i am a time traveler.

i traveled to this very moment at precisely 1 second per second into the future, and it is now now.

Actually found a fellow user willing to share his CP
And gapped to it

I'm planning a top secret mission at the moment which I'm going to do today.

I'm going to find a grill in the uni café/ bar/ whatever it is and try to talk to her in order to boost my confidence and, hopefully, get laid in the near future.

natural human curiosity isnt shameful,

Greentext pls

the stories and information.... faggot.

so youre going to roofie them sometime?

No, no, no. I don't do drugs.

i eat boogers. been doing that since i was like 3. Never got caught, always very sneaky about it

Women always want me to be hyper-dominant when I'm with them and it's exhausting.

Ladies, some time I don't want to call you a whore while spanking you only to have you say "rape me daddy" in return. In fact, stop fucking calling me daddy, pretending to go along with it is mentally exhausting when it's such a turn off.

Well fuck now she's on the side I'm laying next to. She rolled over the wrong way

When I was about 10 we used to babysit my 5 yo cousin a lot and I liked to boss him around and tell him what to do until he was on the edge of tears. It made me feel powerful.

you should leave your options open, imo.

>rape me daddy

father daughter sex isnt like that. its more like "amateur porn" awkward.

It's awkward to have some bitch literally start saying "rape me daddy" over and over during sex. Same shit.

Man, I've never even had alcohol (apart from birthday Prosecco toasts).

Yep, I can relate to that man.
Women it is SO FUCKING BORING having to pretend to dominant you all the time.

What's worse is every single one of them think it is their "own unique dirty kink/secret".

Nope, girls if you like to be dominated, fake rape or a brother/father thing - you're in the 99.9% of ALL girls.

I've been secretly replacing my sister's depression medication with sugar pills for the past 6 months.

She has shown more improvement in her life in the past 6 months than she has in the past 5 years.

Pharmaceutical companies can lick a bag of dicks.

i meant you giving them the drugs, not you taking them

dr cuddy, is that you?

I know, but because of my general lack of luck in my life something would go wrong.

I just... I just want to touch boobies and not get kicked in the balls for being a creep.

I really like big tits even though they become impractical past a certain point.

...

Go after fat chicks with big tits.

Whats her name start with?

i see, it's good to have a backup plan or 2

You again!

I found out my social security number was to her kid, the kid I thought I was, had a death certificate the exact same day her kid was born in the same hospital. A newborn was kidnapped that day from the hospital, again the same day and hospital her newborn lived less than an hour after birth. She moved away after she was investigated, she was the prime suspect because I vanished quickly after her newborn died. I saw mom in a different light, the mom I felt ashamed to be attracted to was suddenly fair game. Didn't take much for me to connect the dots. My perverted 14 year old brain went right into how I can have fun with it and pay back mom for her misdeed... even though she was a really good mom for as broke as we were. By the time the car accident happened, she was more like my wife even though our social circle saw us as mother and son.

I'm into chubbies, but honestly, I don't care what type she is unless she's a totes uggo. But apparently shooting for the 10/10s can be recommended as not many men have the balls to approach them.

Plan B is to run away as fast as Forest Gump

Annie

I've been a zoophile since I was 14 and I hate myself and wish I was dead.

>Every single time I see an attractive male dog I get really turned on
>If I'm at home I end up masturbating just to thoughts of getting fucked and knotted
>If I'm out I have to actively look everywhere but at the dog just so I don't get too turned on

I would never do anything with somebody else's pet, but god damn it. I wish I wasn't so turned on by it and didn't want it so bad. Mostly because I will never in a hundred years find a woman to date that would actually accept that. I've met some women online that have fantasies about being fucked by dogs, but were weirded out/disgusted when I told them I had similar interests.

Is she OK?

Im guessing you meant to just write A and your phone corrected to Annie. But her name wouldnt happen to be Amelia would it?

Hah hah.

And lately, no she hasn't been. I may havd already told her how I feel, but right now I feel like I need to make a move. A move, not a confession. But she needs to give md enough space to get in. I should have earlier.

I'm not going to sleep without getting in bed with her.

No it isn't.

So your sexual orientation is straight with humans but you're also gay for dog dick?

Oh look, another one of those "I hate all humans" teenagers. Nah, you're just a beta. Find your interests you are passionate about and do them. Music, creative writing or bodybuilding for example.

At around the same age my mom was taking a bath and I walked into the bathroom and the curtains on the tub were drawn, I walked up to them and pulled them open and stared at her naked body for 4 seconds until awkwardness overcame us and she told me to leave.

Yupp, pretty much exactly that. Not into human men, I've given it a lot of thought and every time I come to the conclusion that I don't even have a slight attraction or interest in human men.

On the other hand, a male dog would turn me into a cock slut.

Like I said, I hate myself and wish I was dead because of this.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were fuck buddies for a while also

IVE KILLED SEVEN BITCHES THIS FUCKING YEAR

A joke, not a real secret:
My mom caught me masturbating at the moment I came and got all upset about it. I'm not sure about exactly what and I thought she was okay with my masturbating because it is disease and pregnancy free. I guess it could be one of these things.
1] I was obviously thinking of her while jerking it
2] I was jerking it in her room
3] I was using the panties she went to sleep in
4] Her night shirt was pulled all the way up, exposing her boobs and her panties were removed
5] I woke her up by groaning and as I jizzed all over her
I don't know, maybe I'm a little too sensitive and she was not really upset about it. You know, mad about something else and just vented on me.

I see no reason why you should feel bad. It's not like a dog using you as his fuck bucket is hurting anyone.

Most people don't seem to think the same.
Most people are absolutely disgusted by guys that are into this. (Funny, the same people disgusted by guys into it will gladly watch women that do it)
It has alienated several friends who have found things related to it in my search history and such.

...

Well that sucks. Still do whatever you want. Fuck culturally accepted behaviour. Some tribal cultures of the world find it acceptable to abuse children in rituals, but no one cares about that, because that would be racist.

>During ages 12-18 I would steal and jerk off with dirty white panties from my friends mom

>jerked off about fantasies that have involved my grandma, aunts, cousins

>I had an older sister growing up who was throwing a get together at our place when our parents werent home. everyone was 15-16 i was 10. For no reason I boiled some water, poured a cup of it and let it cool for 1 minute only and then threw it at some guy I didn't like for whatever reason idk. Burned him pretty bad he walked to a local fire station to have it checked out. Looking back it was kind of psychopathic

>Had regular gay sex with my friend from age 8-16, then brief periods at 18, 20, 24-26 because we were both beta with virtually no female options. We were blowing in mouth and rimming at age 12.

>Age 23 I met up with a 45 year old man for gay sex. He picked me up, brought me back to his house then started kissing me. I rolled with it because I was a shy manlet, but during and after I was completely disgusted. I've also given a old guy a golden shower, and got a anonymous gay handjob (didn't cum) in some guys backyard at night while I wore a blanket over my head. It was the worst handjob I had ever experienced. I still maintain I'm not gay though, just hypersexualized and comfortable with myself, to the point of when I became so desperate (no women in my life) I grasped at the easiest route possible to sexual pleasure. You could call this denial but if I had steady streams of pussy I wouldn't even entertain the thought of hooking up with men.

>At age 14 I came out of the shower once home alone and looked out the main patio window to see a 20s woman looking in at me from the balcony of an apartment building close by. I layed on the couch and jerked off staring right at her as she stared at me. She remained on the balcony and stared at me until I came.

>On the last day of grade 12 I asked my teacher in no uncertain terms if she wanted to see my cock. She said no.

>that happened

Moar whore

lol. you fucking degenerate.

kill yourself already.

Yeah but part of (most of... or all I guess) of the self loathing is the inability to be honest with ANYBODY outside of an anonymous image board, because I don't want to be shunned, or worse, end up in prison.

But I don't want to have to keep it hidden from everybody as if I'm actually doing something wrong.

As well as, I've dated plenty, but I was always terribly unhappy because I couldn't actually be honest.

I had one friend-with-benefits that was a furry, and I let it slip once, she had the most disgusted look on her face even though she's drawn plenty of canine dicks. It just feels impossible to find anybody that would accept that part of me. It fucking sucks.

>TL;DR Almost half of my life I've been a zoophile and it has to be some bullshit secret because I don't want to be shunned or put in jail

I keep myself alive in spite of life. I call it anti-suicide.

bump

Whatever happened to the Fag in the friends bed?

On the upside, at least you're interested in vajayjay.

It could be worse, the homodog feelings could be all you had.

It's no worse than any other unusual fetish, assuming you don't actually pursue it.

Everyone has their own kink, most people pretend to be normal and never speak of it, but it's there nonetheless.

I guess limit exposure to male dogs if it's an involuntary reflex. Just live your life and redirect your thoughts if they stray toward dogdick. You could always get a bitch, might help with understanding dogs a little better.

Some people still find love despite being into that stuff. Depending on where you live you wouldn't be put in jail.

>credit on an anonymous underground Black Market basket weaving convention

Spotted the 12 year old. Wait till high schools over and you meet knew people that aren't edgy little fucks like yourself

Aaay me 2
Got caught a few times though

That's repulsive

I wish I could go back 15 years and relive my high school years except without spending all my time on the internet.

well, i'm pretty gay, i love sucking op's cock, there's that

ive been a perv since i can remember... in kindergarten i would look up girls skirts when they sat criss cross and itd excite me so much. i always looked at girls underwear bands when it came up above their pants. im talking Kindergarten /1st grade.. way back

Yeah, but it's a 50/50 split between women and canines so, 50% is better than nothing but still sucks.

I bought a bad-dragon canine toy to curb the thing , but it didn't really help, it's not even close to the same thing.

>Also I didn't say I'd never done ANYTHING. Hypothetically when I was 14 I may have done things which only cemented the sexual orientation.

I suppose. Maybe it's not impossible, it just doesn't seem like it is.

Greentext?
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