>Wake up
>Go to your kitchen
>"Oh hey user, whats for breakfast?"
How do you respond?
Wake up
Isaac Carter
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Logan Morgan
First! Anus
Alexander Gomez
>That hair
>That skin colour
>Those clothes
I jump out of the window into my car and drive away, leaving my old life behind.
John Gutierrez
how the fuck did you escape
Elijah Wilson
faggot
Bentley Garcia
>shoot
>drop tv near body
>call 911
>"shot a trespasser trying to steal my tv."
Aiden Kelly
you
Daniel Wood
I'D CALL THE POLICE
Andrew Murphy
"My Penis."
Caleb Ward
>hand her a bowl of eggs
Thomas Thompson
she looks sweaty
Xavier Fisher
Brought you these flowers bae.
Jack Myers
Type of ass I'll do once and get very disgusted by after I'll be done with.
But still. Will do for her face.
Brayden Diaz
Beastiality is illegal, now back to the fields!
Andrew Walker
Tendies
Nolan Long
Niggers are really oily. It's why they stink.
Christian Bailey
Any vids of her? My ding dong is diamonds.
Dylan Gray
...
Parker Jackson
Not say a thing and proceed to make my coffee, grab a cigarette and walk outside with my coffee and cigarette and think why the fuck there is a black in the kitchen.
Grayson Stewart
>implying you'd need to lie
Rather:
>shoot in head
>scream nigger
>call police and say raped by nigger
>police enjoy a good laugh about your story with you
>rape body
>police dispose of body
>reward for killing nigger
>profit?
Justin King
"What did you cook for us?"
Matthew Russell
in spanish of course.
Culo para el desayuno!
Thomas James
Yeah. But with home owners insurance, i could get a larger, nicer tv.
Aiden Myers
Chitleens, collard greens, an grape drank
Brayden Gonzalez
Call the zoo to let them know one of their monkeys escaped.
Jordan Butler
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Eli James
whatever you can find and make yourself you lazy bitch
Jason Reed
"Please, take whatever you want.. just don't hurt me or my family.."
Ryan Fisher
I'd make her some eggs.
Jose Bailey
That picture is so racist.
Julian Mitchell
"Guess we're having that" *gropes that fine booty, kisses on the cheek*
Brayden Ward
anal sex because i don't want mixed children
Jordan Allen
sausage for you Aaaannd a whole Lotta pork chops for me
Xavier Hernandez
ask her who she is, and who she thinks i am
Samuel Gonzalez
"You're actually just standing around waiting for me to make breakfast?"
"You're a grown ass woman, if you're hungry, make some food, just like the rest of us has to".
Angel Rogers
Jam banana in ass
Caleb Gutierrez
deez nutz
Chase Cox
You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs.
Jacob Morris
with gunfire
Michael Murphy
She would turn to me as I made a confused face.
"How did you get in here?" I would ask with a smile
With a sly look on her face she loudly BRAAAAAAAPPPS, her greasy ass amplifying the noise.
The candle on the counter causes the gas to ignite. The kitchen is on fire.
"FUUUUUCK!!" I yell as I realize I'll never get my damage deposit back now.
Faster than I would think possible, the grease soaked pajamas are ablaze. In her panic, she resorts to speaking ebonics, and I am unable to understand what she is screaming - something about being on fire most likely.
Running through a closed sliding glass door, she would topple over the balcony, falling three floors to the ground.
"I'm never going to get this smell out" I think to myself, as I pour a bowl of cereal.
Tyler Nelson
lick her ass
Owen Taylor
wonder how an ape got into my home
Angel Morris
A nice helping of cock meat sandwich for you skank
William Morgan
I'll eat anything that comes out of her ass
Parker Campbell
this is maliah
Chase Richardson
How the fuck did a being nigger girl make it into my kitchen?
Shoot it for trespassing. And the dog too for not chasing it off in the first place.
Bentley Bell
Ask her why she is dressed like that and not cleaning my house.
Then warn her if she does it again I will fire her.
Joshua Nguyen
"Bullets!"
My only response to strangers who break into my fucking house.
Cameron Turner
...
Lincoln Campbell
Dick.
Grayson Martin
Adam Wilson
Bleach! You brown bitch!! drink AND bathe in it!!!
Asher Morris
Do you like your eggs... Fertilized?
Benjamin Williams
Ayyyyy lmao
Caleb Smith
...
Levi Long
I do not like big butts. I cannot lie.
Christopher Sanders
"I dont know, you are the female in the kitchen after all"
Nolan Moore
Wow I have nice countertops
Jaxon James
This is pretty disgusting tbh. Black asses smell much worst than white asses.
William Perry
...
Nolan Peterson
Why the fuck isnt this nigger on the fields?
Christopher Gomez
Every time i see this ass i smell something
Shitty
Could just be my ass lol
Jaxon Gutierrez
oh shit im being robbed. grab gun
Lucas Hill
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Jace Rivera
>being so beta to women that you leave your life behind to start a new one.
People like you make me feel great about myself.
Andrew Ortiz
Damn lol
Xavier Rivera
360 and walk away
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>360 and walk away
Parker Ward
Are you retard or what?
XDDDDDDD
Aiden Miller
More like
>Shoot
>Call cops
>Get bounty for killing a nigger
Evan Parker
The cuckoldry, I can feel it.