You're on a plane that's about hurtling towards the ground

you're on a plane that's about hurtling towards the ground

what are your last words Sup Forums?

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Nigger cock.

jet fuel can melt steel beams

By the power of grey skull....

final fucking lee, that took a fucking long ass time!

Nnnnggggggggggggg

I can feel a silent fart passing though my asshole. I bet the denim that is stretched across my butt crack is engraved with the smell of my ass.

falcons blew a 25 point lead

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kurwa

Jesus use me

Hitler did something wrong!

Are there any more nuts?

Remember Kevin Krim

Allahu Akabr

Fucking Southwest flights.

youtube.com/watch?v=XYtaEQ_Qfeo

nah, i would not care about my "last words" ... but i would care about beating the shit out of someone next to me ... we are going to die anyway

Jews did this.

i came here to say this...

Unoriginal, unfunny.
Get some new material guys.

Achmed, aim for the South Tower!

I'd end up surviving because the universe isn't kind enough to give me a quick, clean death

>inb4 barrel roll

How about "It's about damned time."

yeeeee haaaaaw! motherfuckers!

Fssssssss

>We must talk on every telephone
>Get eaten off the web
>We must rip out all the epilogues
>From the books that we have read
>And to the face of every criminal
>Strapped firmly to a chair
>We must stare, we must stare, we must stare

Nothing. I would just grab my cock, cum one last time with my travel butt plug up my ass and die satisfied.

God damn it, Bush..

>I would just grab my cock, cum one last time with my travel butt plug up my ass and die satisfied.
>my travel butt plug up my ass
>travel butt plug.
>travel.
>butt.
>plug.

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>traps are not gai
> Linkin Park is not that bad

"I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior."

are you an homosexual

>Rush to the front of the plane
>Grab the intercom
>Start confessing to all of the disgusting and sexuall perverse acts and thoughts I've engaged in over the years
>Somebody is bound to survive the crash
>Their sleep is haunted with the screams of the terrified and the admissions of some weirdo in a crisis

Jesus please delete my browser history!

I probably wouldn't say anything. Would definitely be inclined to sexus sexually assault the hottest chick I can find.

I think the guy with a travel butt plug is a homosexual actually.

niggers tongue my anus

I am a lesbian and children is not a cuntry

launchpad, just put the plane in an upright position!

My dream is for everyone to shut the darn up

I left the stove on, Fuck!

Surprise feels thread

Loved this cartoon. The remake is complete shit.

"top kek, i guess"

I WANNA FLY THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Biggs is an excellent actor

Thanks to the internet now everytime I see that cartoon all I can think of is this:
youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

Yep. I'm pretty sure that's almost everyone's last words on a crashing plane

>youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40
LOL! Not Right!

Weeeelllll shieeettt tyrrroone

All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you to say goodbye
But the dawn is breaking
It's early morn
The taxi's waiting
He's blowing his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die

well, there goes the rest of my frequent flyer points.

Let's roll

Aim for the Hudson Sully!

Build the Wal-

my ding ding dong is your ding ding

Si Se Puede

Kelly's from Venus

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Due to unpredicted circumstances, we just need to take a quick stop to refuel here in lovely Pennsylvania. We apologize for the inconvenience.

We are number one

ALLAHU AKBAR

WAT DA FAKK

No one truly knew me
>fuck

>Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.