Hey Sup Forums, whats the best makeshift lube...

Hey Sup Forums, whats the best makeshift lube? There aren't any stores nearby that sell quality stuff and I don't feel like waiting for delivery.
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Butter

olive oil.

Hair conditioner works alright.

Coconut oil is perfect and natural.. don't know why people even buy lube.

Coconut oil, or spit.

Saliva, you fuckin mouli

Tears.

motor oil

WAat haha

Came here to post this

Me too

Coconut oil, baby oil, olive oil etc.
Cheap and easy to find.

Salty feminist tears. Best lube out there.

coconut oil.

I use some infused with cannabis.

mustard

blud

Onion juice. Strain any pulp.

sriracha

Does coconut oil damage fleshlights?

I know water based lube doesn't, silicone based definitely does. cleaning with soap/body wash is definitely bad.

Vodka

Toilet bowl cleaner

Get her to spit on your asshole before she pegs you. You'll be sweet.

Pussy juice

In a pinch, foreplay works.

second this.
it lasts sooooo long and feels better than sex shop stuff.
also, a jar of the shit is like 3 bucks from walmart. its solid white and melts when warm.

spit

I should pick up one then.

Ammonia mixed with equal parts bleach will work as the perfect lube

only when used for fucking them in the ass..

WD-40

use sparingly. some girls are susceptible to getting yeast infections from it

>dem quads

how about for fapping whenever she ain't around.

vaseline

spit

baby oil. that shit is better than lube and also a lot cheaper

it's fantastic. I would recommend hemp seed oil more. cant believe I got quads...check em?

Spit

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I swear by it.

Aloe Vera gel

X whatever for coconut oil. Doesn't dry out and get sticky like astro, 10x more slippery, and makes sex feel 10x better. Its about $5 a jar at any grocery store.

you only need a few drops

And you can do full body rub downs with it, and then slide right into her pooper when you're done. I wish id tried it a decadd ago.