How do we fix Sup Forums

How do we fix Sup Forums

Ban all people that refer to superhero movies as "capeshit"

Ban all anti-cunnyists.

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums and all its run off boards
ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums
ban /fit/
ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
ban the game of thrones general since they don't keep themselves quarantined like the agreement said when they begged for that trashy /soc/ thread
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks
give youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for Sup Forums
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/
post more swaglords gf since its got him scared

Let it fix itself

Ban all people that post about capeshit in any form

Ban retarded pedophiles like yourself.

this is my dream plz

though mine involves curbstomping

I had a dream that this got posted, weird.

just check the mod irc
theres a janitor here but hes ignoring reports and babysitting the game of thrones general

if you want to fix Sup Forums you gotta get rid of him first

Ban non-pedophiles

this will be deleted before the interracial porn webm thread

But you'll still be here real paedo who also is wannabe Sup Forums

More BLACKED

I cannot even imagine the level of cancer in the mod IRC

we need new memes

Racist Kramer is 10 years old
To Catch A Predator is 10 years old
Baneposting is 5 years old
Victorious/ICarly is 5 years old

I'd say we're running on fumes

>(USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST)

>How do we fix Sup Forums

easy

All 7 of you already have a home

Sup Forums tier crackdown