/nfl/ general - LET'S JUST START DRINKING edition

NE: Tom Brady laughs off 'cheating' comment by Reggie Wayne
NYG: Giants may finally have a home-field advantage
CAR: Cam Newton, Panthers see season has 'turned around before our eyes'
BUF: Rex Ryan's style winning over players but not yet Bills fans
LAR: Rams RB Todd Gurley on Case Keenum: 'We support him'
JAX: Blake Bortles played his best game in a month, but still more work ahead
BAL: Ravens win for first time in 42 days and suddenly control AFC North
GB: NFC North mediocrity doesn't justify Packers' struggles in loss to Colts
NE: 'Unique situation' means Bill Belichick, Patriots will be watching 'MNF'
OAK: Raiders shove Broncos out of AFC West's top spot
CLE: Top Lel.

>Stat of the Week

In their past 20 games, Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers are:
>a. 9-11.
>b. 4-5 at Lambeau Field.
>c. Two wins worse than the Oakland Raiders.
>d. Three wins worse than the Detroit Lions.
>e. Owners of the same number of 300-yard passing games (three) as Cleveland.

ITT: We post teams that would beat the cowboys

I'll start.

1st for Hawks.

1st for MVP

They do it every year

If I pull that midget off (the roster)
Will you lose every fucking game 40-0?

He's no Drew Brees but he's pretty good. Sorry for ever doubting this man

>beer

why does blair walsh still have a job?

Can you pass me some pepper with all this salt?

>While helping pave the way for Melvin Gordon’s 196 yards, #Chargers OL DJ Fluker was bit in the eye by a bug & couldn’t see out of one eye

it's official

the ELITE broship is now
patriots
raiders
cowboys


hello friends

Who
>TopOfTheAFCW
here?

...

>half game back with a division record advantage + head to head advantage

basically us tbqh

> wen ur mum says you can't get dessert if you don't finish your veggies

Nice OROTY

Good teams can't play themselves. It's not their fault the Bengals, Steelers, Cardinals, Seahawks, and Broncos are all imploding this year. The Jets were a 10-6 team.

I look forward to seeing you in the owl when you beat the Pats 40-0 in the AFC championship

I don't understand how anyone can still watch this refball game with a commercial between every play, it has been fucking terrible for at least a decade.

>Seahawks
>imploding

Nice meme.

Where did all the Viking fans go?

>broship
fuck off

>America's Team against Mexico's Team

My body is ready

The Seattle Seahawks have drafted one starter in their last four drafts.

Discuss.

>Harrison Smith is better than Earl Thomas

HAHAAHAHAAHA

I always thought the $(ers were the most popular team in Mexico. All my Mexican family are nanners fans

It takes a long time to wash the stench of Golden Taint off of their face

They never existed to begin with.

Nah j don't associate with spics from Cali to Texas

>Vikings start season as a dominant force with talks of owl
>slowly plummet as season goes on
Seems like your average Vikes season

Kek imagine if he fumbled it for a touchback

>Tyler Lockett
>Jarran Reed
>Germain Ifedi
>Luke Willson
>Justin Britt
>Mark Glowinski
>one

>tfw AFC South

>broship
Raiders EVER consulting with known cheaters like the Patriots

Get the fuck out of here with your ape hoop shit before someone shoots you for escaping from your zoo.

The tuck game was correctly called

>whiskey

The tuck rule was an abomination designed to cuck the Raiders out of a Super Bowl appearance.

They got to the SB after and got cucked anyway.

cry more. the tuck rule had been in place long before that game

And it did cuck the Raiders out of the Super Bowl. Correctly called

>Wayne called Brady a cheater last week, saying he shouldn’t win MVP because of it.

>“I don’t know what Reggie said or anything, but I liked being with Reggie,” Brady said on WEEI's Kirk and Callahan Show. “I actually had a lot of great conversations with him. Played against him for a long time; he’s a Hall of Famer. I always wish Reggie the best. He was a great player.”

Hourly reminder that there are people who unironically hate Tom 'infinite class' Brady

the Raiders could have, you know, just scored in OT. but they didn't, so they can't complain about jack

>infinite class
>is a dirty cheater.

delicious tears: the post

>leave the Cowboys to me

Cowcucks this booty blasted and scared

>>Tyler Lockett
13 career starts

>>Jarran Reed
2 starts

>>Germain Ifedi
4 starts

>>Luke Willson
28 starts

>>Justin Britt
Good pick

>>Mark Glowinski
8 starts

If you were just going to agree with me there are easier ways to go about it.

[citation needed]

Broncos

got BTFO

Who is winning this division?

Lions

Loins

>The Browns now have allowed at least 25 points in each of their first nine games, becoming the first team to do that since the 1964 Broncos of the AFL.

The rest of the NFC

da
burrs

>line babby
>mvp
Pick one

The AFC South of the NFC.

Whoever wins, they're getting one-and-doned.

NFL hasn't succumbed to a meme winner in 2 SB wins. Seahawks started the meme winners in 2014 giants winning against KC kept memes rolling, warriors memed in 2015 for the royals to meme in 2015s later half too. Only thing is pats the nonmeme won which was full meme due to deflate gate. The bronco's 2016 win wasn't special but had memes by being the anti scam meme and chicken Parms retirement. Leading into Legod winning one for the land the cubs winning the meme bowl and the Chiefs winning the 2017 super bowl keeping the memes alive and well

shut up

>NFC North mediocrity

>Most teams this season have around three losses and the teams with less just so happen to have the easiest schedules

Fuck one, kill one and marry one.

We would have zero wins without Stafford though.

Things that Reggie Wayne is too dumb to understand:
1. The Patriots playbook
2. Elementary science

I'd fuck Howie if I was a grill, guy looks real good for someone closing in on 60. it's like he stopped aging at 35

fuck jerry
kill strahan
marry howie

TYBC

Give the defense some credit because the Eagles and Rams games could have ended differently without them not to mention, aside from the Green Bay game, the keep the score low enough that Stafford can stage his comebacks.

Dak/Elliott rookie meme is the memeiest meme in the memeverse currently.

Cowboys confirmed for Owl.

he still whupped the pats ass in the 2006 AFCCG lol

Lions seem to be the only team trending upward.

Fuck Terry
Kill Strahan
Marry Howie

>Ravens win for first time in 42 days and suddenly control AFC North
just remember this next time someone says the AFC South or NFC West is the worst division in football

>Schizoposting

Come on, you know you want to fuck strahans gap

Fuck Michael (the youngest and tightest, plus you know he sucks a mean cock)

Marry Terry (looks like he'll die the soonest, probably has a ton of cash for me to inherit)

Kill Curt (he looks like a miserable, empty-eyed fuck, so I'd probably be doing him a favor)

>browns are mathematically still alive in their division

It's looking like a division crown is right there for the taking, so I fully expect the Lions to blow it. All I really want is a win on Turkey Day tbqh.

>All my Mexican family

Spic don't post here

>Winning the division with a dumpster fire defense

>An offense that can't stay consistent unless it's near the end of the fourth quarter

>A quarterback that has no poise in the pocket and runs at the first sign of pressure

>A line that can't protect Stafford for two seconds when he needs 5

>Receivers who seem to coat their gloves in butter

>A coach who looks confused throughout the entire game and probably IS confused

>Loses to teams they should clearly beat

What a fucking season

2 days white boi. 2 days.

>next time someone says the AFC South or NFC West is the worst division in football

No one says this anymore. Everyone understands the AFC North is shit.

Hope you're ready to pay for the wall tomorrow

literally nobody who matters cares

just kill yourself already your family will thank you

>will spend Turkey Day with wife's family in michigan
>would make us 2-0 against viqueens
>last year her aunt and uncle from Philly visited

Turkey Day would be extra satisfying to years in a row, pls don't fuck it up loins

Stafford's pose in the pocket is one of the main things he's improved dramatically on. He senses pressure really well and is mobile when he has to be. Also the offensive line really isn't that bad anymore.

What do you think is keeping the Jets from starting Petty? It seems they have no confidence in him. The season is over at this point, you'd think they would give him a shot.

Will da skinz beat da vikings?

Who the FUCK does this faggot think he is?

>WAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE YOU GUYS ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS WHEN I'M A SHAKY KICKER WHO MISSES FIELD GOALS WAAAAAAAAAAAH ASK ME ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 1 JOB

What the FUCK are they supposed to ask you? YOU ARE A FUCKING KICKER YOU DUMB CUNT

You make Stafford sound like shit, fuck off. He is elite, deal with it.

You cared enough to post

Yes. Vikings offense is trash. If Kirk can put up points than the Redskins win easily.

JUST LOOK AT THAT POISE IN THE POCKET

LOOK AT HIS MOVEMENT

Stafford is great but he has his shortcomings and it's stupid not to acknowledge them.

He has no pocket poise, it's the truth, it's why we use screens so often because he wants to dump the ball as soon as possible and scrambles at the first sign of trouble. He doesn't stay calm under the pressure and look at his options like many other veterans do. He has a great arm but he could actually put it to great use if he stayed in the pocket and checked downfield before he makes a pass.

I agree. Kirk is elite, after all

>buttyblasted

>kek

Trade when?

DJ Fluker is hilarious he's just a big brother from the south the Chargers keep trying to have him get skinny and shit doesn't work.

He was showing off his "abs" online and he has a hugely strong visible core with an inch of fat on top of it.

The Chargers offered him 50k if he gained less than 3 lbs over thanksgiving. He weighed in on Nov. 29th and pocketed 50k after weighing in 2 lbs light.

His secret? He scheduled Thanksgiving dinner for right after hish weigh in.