40 yr old NEET here
Mom went out to get chicken from Publix
I also asked her to get me chili with cornbread, stuffed potato balls, orange juice, and peanut m&m's
Watching"Knights of Sidonia" on Netflix, sitting on my vibrating massage sofa, trying to decide what new toys to buy this month with my allowance.
Life is so good, I can taste it in my spit!
>Pic related. Thinking about buying her.
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Wtf is that
It's bait you tards
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>Wtf is that
It's a sex doll sold on Amazon for $1500
How much and post link
Nope. Not b8
It's ... my life.
*Does the Steve Urkil dance*
You can't be too bad if you like Publix.
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>How much and post link
She's $1500
amazon.com
Thanks mayng!
Seems pretty cheap, I thought those things were way more expensive
Their were mega fags asking bout it
i'm firmly willing to believe that this is not bait
Something I'd like to fuck
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have you ever fucked your mom?
Not op but I use to jack off to nude pics of my mom back when I was in high school. Some were really raunchy. Wish I still had em.
Never fucked my mom, but I fucked our neighbor who is close to my mom's age; 59 (huge tits. Great body)
My mom finally got here with the food!
If you're going to drop over a grand on a sex doll, you may as well get the compact version.
looks delicious
What are you going to do once she dies? It'll happen one day.
he'll probly inherit her money and live out his days happily with no worries
super jelly of people like OP
>looks delicious
It's really good.
>What are you going to do once she dies? It'll happen one day.
Everyone in my family always asks me that.
I get disability so I have some money, but I'm saving up to buy property and live on my own somewhere off grid, probably I'll turn into a serial killer or something.
I'm not a bad looking guy, so I'll probably just hook up with a wealthy ugly bitch.
I've done it before.
Do you like traps?
Serious question...... are those potato balls from publix any good? I bought some the other day but didn't try them yet
If only
>he'll probly inherit her money and live out his days happily with no worries
>super jelly of people like OP
I'll only get about $250,000
I don't want to live in our family house, so I'll have to buy a place of own
As long as I have cable TV and Internet, in happy, and good food of course
You could. They are about that cost.
I graduated from Texas Tech.
>Do you like traps?
Only if they really look and act like girls.
The best are Asian
>Serious question...... are those potato balls from publix any good?
They taste really good, bro.
What the fuck does that matter you dumb bitch? I asked about the potato balls
Cool. Thanks man
you should kill yourself
Fuck you motherfucker I'm proud of my achievement.
>you should kill yourself
Lol Why should I? I'm happy.
I have the best life ever.
I even went to Thailand for the holidays last year.
Also, who would take care of my poodle???????
OP IS VIRGIN IM CUM LMAO
>OP IS VIRGIN IM CUM LMAO
My Valtrex medication proves otherwise.
Chessmate.
... Why did you go to Thailand OP?
Good for you faggot. I never said you shouldn't be. I also never fucking asked about it either. No one gives a shit
The tranny's
>... Why did you go to Thailand OP
T...the..the food? *Gulp*
It's actually a really fun place to visit, bro.
My female cousin went with her gay friends, and she sold me on it.
You get a handjob while waiting for drinks!
I will bust your young ass up motherfucker. Stop fucking talking to me. Go Red Raiders!!!
Plus Chris Hansen reasons..
I'll be making a trip some day.
FUCK you, FUCK your little faggot school, and you wouldn't bust anything anywhere besides a nut on your faggot anime porn books.
Fuck off nigger lover. I fucking hate anime it's for the queers. Leave me the fuck alone. Jealous ass motherfucker.
>autistic screeching
>I'll be making a trip some day.
It'll be the best trip of your life, user.
Make it 2-3 weeks, because the girls are very cute and friendly, and you won't want to leave too early.
You'll have a girlfriend the entire time you're there, whether you have money or not.
They LOVE White dudes.
Do the trans girls have a high aids rate like they do here in America?
Hey, OP. I'm a man who enjoys peanut m&m's myself though recently I've switched to peanut butter m&m's. Have you tried them? Thoughts on which is superior?
>Do the trans girls have a high aids rate like they do here in America?
Actually, believe it or not, the local government requires them to take HIV tests.
If they're HIV positive and caught prostituting, they can get life in prison.
Why do you think everyone goes there?
The government tried on tourist money, so they make it so going to Thailand for fun is safe and clean.
Still... Wear a condom.
>Hey, OP. I'm a man who enjoys peanut m&m's myself though recently I've switched to peanut butter m&m's. Have you tried them? Thoughts on which is superior
This is a high quality question from a refined man like myself.
I did try it.
Here is my sincere review.
I love peanut butter. I do.
However, I feel like peanut butter m&ms is just... Trying too hard.
Also, you lose the crunch of the peanut.
The best alternative I've had was a cashew m&ms that I can't find anymore.
Sad. Low test.
Where is OP's father?
A fair appraisal. Though, if I may speak candidly, I've now sunk to the depths that only a man who has never eaten cashew m&m's could possibly fathom.
More importantly, where does one find cashew m&m's these days?
>Where is OP's father?
My father was a gourmet executive chef, and we had a nice life when we were young.
He died from heart problems being the typical fat chef. Left a lot of medical debt when he died, so we're not in a mansion or anything.
We have a nice 2 story, 4 bedroom house, and we live a good life.
I used to live with my ex, but I cheated on her with a college girl at my old job.
Don't regret it.
Marriage is a sham.
*Secretly cries for not having true love*
>More importantly, where does one find cashew m&m's these days?
You know, I can't even remember.
I think it was at a gas station on a road trip to Georgia.
Maybe Google it.
lost
I doubt you'd be able to get one into the UK
22 year old NET here. (Not in employment or training, but in education.) Still living with mom, similar story except that I also go to college.
I must stress that I mean you no offense--but hearing your story fills me with terror for what I might become one day if I fail in school.
It makes me wonder if I should just end it now.
Dude, just stay in school.
You need to have life goals.
My brothers are married with children and have very successful careers.
I CHOSE this path.
It was my decision to do nothing with my life.
Just have goals, try to have good friends, never give up!
Life is different for everyone.
To me, success means doing the least amount of work possible, but still getting what I want.
I have what I want.
You have to ask yourself, what do you want? What makes you happy?
That's it.
Just do what makes you happy.
Fuck what people think.
>22 year old NET here.
fuck
moar
>I'm not a bad looking guy
You're eating fried chicken, chili, corn bread and """""potato balls""""".
I doubt you're some Adonis.
>I doubt you're some Adonis.
Nigger, I never said I'm an Adonis, but I have Blue/Green eyes, dimples, a nice smile, and a big dick.
That's all I need, faggot.
Plus, I have confidence. That goes a long way with Bitches.
OP here,
I'm sorry to announce that Knights of Sidonia, Season 2, Episode 4 is not working right now on Netflix.
For this reason, In going to go lie down in bed and watch Japanese Miles forced rape porn.
Namaste, anons.
May the Love of Satan bless you.
Amen.
P.S. I'll try to monitor the thread between wanks
>Bet you're surprised I called you back to soo-
"God damn it, hold on
>MOM! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
> NEETs have big dicks.
Come on now...
Can I move in with you? Fucking lucky guy
Lol She's used to me bringing girls to my room or jerking off.
My mom is super chill.
I had a cute, married chubby girl who used to deliver weed to me.
We would smoke together, and she'd suck my dick.
I would cook for her.
My mom would come home to us being high, with tons of food cooked (I can cook like my dad used to).
One day we went up to my room and fucked while my mom was sleeping.
The next day she just said,"next time get a hotel room, please" lol
I love my mom.
>Come on now...
What does your social life or career have to do with the size of your penis? Lol
Retard.
You obviously have a small dick since it's an issue for you.
Nice try OP. You know you're a piece of shit. That's why you're here.
>Can I move in with you? Fucking lucky guy
We have two empty rooms, and I've told my mom I wish we had roommates or a maid lol
She doesn't want to do it
We used to have a live in maid when we were in elementary school
A Mexican lady who cooked and cleaned and lived with us
>Nice try OP. You know you're a piece of shit. That's why you're here.
That escalated quickly.
Why so cereal, nigger?
Talk to me. What's really bothering you?
fucking shame... I could be your boy toy ;)
nah i'm just a fag who wants to see a dick and thought i could bait you into it. What if i ask nicely?
Anyone know what this exact doll is called or where it's sold? I'm considering getting one.
>fucking shame... I could be your boy toy ;)
If you're cute, in good shape, and willing to dress up like a girl, you're in!!!
But I'm 100% straight, so I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
Post a pic of your body, faggot.
And your dick.
For science.
Not gay.
Go Red Rangers.
Go go go Power Rangers!
OP post penis pic please.
You can be straight and still do me in the ass, you get release and so do I! I'm not girly though, so I guess it cannot be. Besides, i'm canadian, no one lives up here
>Besides, i'm canadian, no one lives up here
You could get a Chinese sugar daddy.
Bazinga!
post face. what do you have to lose?
>post face. what do you have to lose?
The FBI will catch me! YIKES.
You have no self respect. Now post your penis pic. I want to see it.
>You have no self respect. Now post your penis pic. I want to see it.
Honestly, I kind of people like you're trying to rape me, Dennis Reynolds!
Just show it off man.
>Just show it off man.
OK. Fine. You caught me, OK?
It's actually very very small.
It's uncircumcised, suffering from phimosis and herpes, very dried up and it barely gets hard anymore.
HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!
Does anyone know what's the best hair dryer to get for an old blonde lady?
I can't decide which one to get my mom.
That's hot, I'm getting hard. Tell me more
Do you have sores? I love a little puss, it's so tangy
Post pic!
Lucky bastard, some guys have all the luck
Kys
No! It's just all shriveled up!
Plus, I had unprotected sex with a Chinese prostitute in Christmas, and I'm pretty sure I have Chinese AIDS!
Also, she invited me to a friend's wedding, and I'm almost positive ate dig meat!
I'm going to hell.
FML
>Lucky bastard, some guys have all the luck
Why? What's your life like?
I'd really like to know.
Please share.
Sounds like she's down for you, maybe you should take what you can and give her rubdowns.
Have you tried giving yourself anal? Prostate action can cause people to jizz without a boner.
>Knights of Sidonia
It's great but too bad there won't be a third season. The comic turns into shit so I guess we won't miss out on much. Nice doll btw. Pretty face, you don't see many of those.
Has anyone tried products from aliexpress.com ? I just googled and some look pretty close to this in style and quality.
>Sounds like she's down for you
The Chinese prostitute? No. She got mad when I posted her nudes in public. The shame made her try to kill herself.
>It's great but too bad there won't be a third season
Awwww! Don't ruin it for me. I was really getting into it.