Went to a friend and his gf's house for the weekend but they aren't coming home for about another 4 hours. What do?

Went to a friend and his gf's house for the weekend but they aren't coming home for about another 4 hours. What do?

Make a shrine to kek out of your own shit and pray to it while naked. Demand they join you or face punishment for heir herecy. Also post timestamp.

How about I find her panties instead. I was trying to do that earlier but my phone was goofing up

Not him, but jerk off while doing all of this. Also, take delicate things of value, and put them in the shit. Something like ashes of a dead loved one.

Sure. Jerk off into them, and cum on 'em.

Panties

rub your ass on everything and post pics

Numero uno

I'm hooked OP... keep going

any dirty ones?

Yeah, look through their laundry :)

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They probably have cameras watching your ass OP

Trust me, they don't have cameras. They do so much illegal shit here they wouldn't have those. Also number 3

Switch the labels around on some spices in their kitchen

Speed it up OP... also are there any dirty ones??

If yes, show them up close... lick them... smell them... oh yeah bby

bump

Number 4

>Poke around and look for any old phones, hdds, or computers.

>look for noods

>post said nudes

Does she have any toys in the bedroom nightstand?

Bump for interest

OP died

Clean up their kitchen

that's a freaking crooked door... OCD kicks in