Hey Sup Forums.
One of my friends just messaged me that her pet mouse died. Like, literally a picture of it and 'rest in peace, [pet name]'
How do I respond to this??
Hey Sup Forums.
One of my friends just messaged me that her pet mouse died. Like, literally a picture of it and 'rest in peace, [pet name]'
How do I respond to this??
Ask if she'd like it if your make her a sandwich
OK but for real what do I fucking say?
Dubs decide?
Buy a carton and make her smoke the entire thing
Would you like me to make you a sandwich?
ask if you can fuck and eat it afterwards
The sandwich, the friend or the pet mouse???
>Sorry about your pet, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Follow up with
>Can I come over?
If it's a girl of course
Nah she lives across town I'm not gonna freeze my ass off
>her pet mouse
reading comprehesion lessons for you and a lesson to all that gendered pronouns for the two existing genders are incredibly useful in language.
show us the picture !
My bad I'm watching Iron Man 3 on tv
Order a pizza for her
ive owned several hamsters/rats. they have short ass life spans tell the buyer they're an idiot.
all of it
Tell her losing a pet is always hard to deal with, then follow up with a story about you losing a pet. (if you have never lost a pet make up a story about losing a hamster)
Tell to freeze it and feed it to someone's pet snake. Circle of life.
Does her name start with a goddamn "J"? Because if so i'm going to flip shit
Sleep tight squeaker
Send her a picture of yourself and say "no problem"
dubs roll
This. Dubs to boot, OP. Maybe also make her a sandwich.
Just say "Animals have no soul, so it won't be in hell"
Send her a picture of your limp dick and say "I came."
post results.
Don't reply at all. Because not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.
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