Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums.
One of my friends just messaged me that her pet mouse died. Like, literally a picture of it and 'rest in peace, [pet name]'

How do I respond to this??

Ask if she'd like it if your make her a sandwich

OK but for real what do I fucking say?

Dubs decide?

Buy a carton and make her smoke the entire thing

Would you like me to make you a sandwich?

ask if you can fuck and eat it afterwards

The sandwich, the friend or the pet mouse???

>Sorry about your pet, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?

Follow up with

>Can I come over?

If it's a girl of course

Nah she lives across town I'm not gonna freeze my ass off

>her pet mouse
reading comprehesion lessons for you and a lesson to all that gendered pronouns for the two existing genders are incredibly useful in language.

show us the picture !

My bad I'm watching Iron Man 3 on tv

Order a pizza for her

ive owned several hamsters/rats. they have short ass life spans tell the buyer they're an idiot.

all of it

Tell her losing a pet is always hard to deal with, then follow up with a story about you losing a pet. (if you have never lost a pet make up a story about losing a hamster)

Tell to freeze it and feed it to someone's pet snake. Circle of life.

Does her name start with a goddamn "J"? Because if so i'm going to flip shit

Sleep tight squeaker

Send her a picture of yourself and say "no problem"
dubs roll

This. Dubs to boot, OP. Maybe also make her a sandwich.

Just say "Animals have no soul, so it won't be in hell"

Send her a picture of your limp dick and say "I came."
post results.

Don't reply at all. Because not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.

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