Ey 4chud, just got my new gaming rig. Dubs decide what I do with it

Ey 4chud, just got my new gaming rig. Dubs decide what I do with it.

draw a penis on it

instant winrar

keep rollin'

smash the screen

piss on it

rollin for this

reroll

Swing a sledgehammer as hard as you can 1 time into the center of the keyboard.

I dont have a sledge but ill deliver with something

after smashing it piss on it

Fuck a nigger

after pissing on it , lick it

dub dubs. as a fellow gamer I kinda feel bad now.
trips of satan if this is his doing.

keep thread alive I gtochu bois

Shit on it.

This thread is throwing dubs to everything wtf.

reroll for this

well you might as well take a shit on it now

Delete System 32

Seriously...I think every idea has be successfull already.
obligatory kill yourself. after everything else of course,

kk

now to piss on it and lick it

> mix up batter
> pour on laptop
> close lid
> ???
> WAFFLES!

cum on it

take a shit on it

drop a brown trout on that bitch

and after that eat the shit

Winrar

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actually going through with it so far. I'm guessing this is his old computer or he is a richfag.

Didn't expect you to smash it. well done.

Throw away your new rig and keep using it

reddit scum begone

he literally says he just got a new gaming rig.

Cum on it.

ez pz tactical shit inbound

dude that things from before 2010, shit cant even run google chrome

WITNESSED

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I just got it off google, is thumbs up a thing on reddit?
Yes everything here is truth.

YESSIR CUM SHIT PIE

WITNESSED

ITS AN IBOOK g4 dont need to be rich to wreck this antique pile of shit

yes i know. he's saying that he just got a new gaming rig so he's destroying this piece of shit.

Roll

You people are mongoloid if you think that's new or even a gaming laptop. It's a shit Mac

Stab it with a knife

Throw it into traffic

Something to read while op catches up.

put it in your butt

He meant that he got a new gaming computer so he has no use for this any more.

put the shattered pieces plus poop plus piss plus cum in your bottom .

rolling for this

too lazy for google. I know jack shit about macs

layer with ground beef and bake at 375 for 20 minutes

Stop posting, newfag

roll

rolling

Gaming on a mac?..the fuck you say?

Shit on it

OH MY GOD! OH MY LORD SATAN! WITNESSED! CUM ON THE COMPUTER!

op always delivers

this is basically howtobasic but even shittier. throw eggs at it.

reroll

smash it to bits and shove the bits up your urethra.

i wanna see visible cum on this bitch, oh and shit on it too

I really had to force tho two rabbit turds out of my asshole dont hate

Time to take another shit and wank, OP.

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Roll.

when you're done with all of this, you need to take it to geek squad

Bust out the screen, break it into bits and blend it with water, then drink it.

Story?

if you have a pet of any kind smash it under or int between the laptop.

reroll

roll

rerolling

rolling for beverage

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rolling for this

rolling

Better yet, box up and donate to thrift store/whatever,

what the actual fuck is the deal with that man?

rerolling

Play Half Life, then play half life blueshift, Opposing force, Half life 2, half life 2 episode 1, half life 2 episode 2, and then get pissed off at valve for never making episode 3. :(

reroll for this one

dubs

Cmon OP.

if dubs i say dont do that, theres still more until we destroy and ingest it

Is op
>good meme

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>when you roll snake eyes one time too many

don't fail us now OP

Take a sledgehammer to it

I wonder if Gordon and Alyx got to the Borealis :(

SATAN DEMANDS IT

We've been through this already.

holy fukken shit, that HAS TO BE SHOOPED or else my believe in women is...confirmed once again

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He has maggots in his face